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Posted: 9/25/2005 2:02:16 PM EDT
www.drudgereport.com
SUN SEPT 25, 2005


STREISAND DECLARES 'GLOBAL WARMING EMERGENCY'

THE SUPERSTAR SONGSTRESS SERENADED SAWYER WITH STORM SEASON ASSERTIONS. BUT TO SOME SHE'LL SOUND MORE LIKE A WINDSOCK SINGING LIBERALISM'S GOLDEN OLDIES!

NEW YORK -- This summer's back to back superstorms are proof positive we have entered a new period of "global warming emergency," artist/citizen Barbra Streisand warns.

Streisand is back on the scene to promote her reunion disc with Barry Gibb.

As hellstorm "Rita" churned in the Gulf, Streisand sat down for a promotional interview with ABCNEWS's Diane Sawyer.

"We are in a global warming emergency state, and that these storms are going to become more frequent, more intense," Streisand urgently declares.

But Sawyer did not remind Streisand that a category 5 hurricane struck the Bahamas with 160 mph winds -- when the singer was five years old, in 1947!

And when Streisand was 8 years old, a hurricane -- named "Dog" -- packing 185 mph churned-away in the Atlantic.

When she was 9, a storm named "Easy" ripped the seas with 160 mph sustained winds.

Streisand was 13 years old when "Janet" hit Mexico with 150 mph winds.

Streisand was celebrating her sweet sixteen as "Cleo" formed with 140 mph.

At 18, Streisand read news about "Donna" AND "Ethel" -- both storms carried 140 mph winds and formed 9 days apart in 1960!

One year later, when Streisand was 19, it happened again: Two Category 5 storms scared the world: "Carla" and "Hattie!"

"Carla" maxed out at 175 mph winds the year Streisand made her television debut on "The Jack Paar Show."

And who could forget Hurricane "Camille" -- which smashed into the United States with 190 mph, just as "Funny Girl" garners eight Academy Award nominations, including one for Best Picture and one for Barbra as Best Actress.

Up next on the weather warning watch, Streisand says to ABC: "There could be more droughts, dust bowls. You know, it's amazing to hear these facts."

Developing...
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 2:03:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/25/2005 2:04:30 PM EDT by Daytona955i]
So she has a degree in meteorology now or something? Must be from the University of Pheonix.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 2:06:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:
So she has a degree in meteorology now or something? Must be from the University of Pheonix.



Probably MULTIPLE degrees.

After all, she is a celebrity!!!
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 2:21:19 PM EDT
There wouldn't be global warming if she'd keep her mouth shut.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 2:21:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:
So she has a degree in meteorology now or something? Must be from the University of Pheonix.


Nope, she watched the movie The Day After Tomorrow.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 2:26:53 PM EDT
She's as dumb as a box of rocks.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 2:31:33 PM EDT
Well, fuck me runnin'...

I reckon I'm going to go kill my SUV, now. After all Dr. Streisand, with her triple-PhD in Meteorology, Industrial and Environmental Engineering, and Organic Chemistry (her singing career is just a side show to earn a little spending money, you see), can't POSSIBLY be wrong.





I wonder how many cars, trucks, RV's, planes, and homes this titanic fucknozzle ownes. GD fucking elitist hypocrite!

Hey, Barb! FOAD, bitch!
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 2:36:38 PM EDT
If anyone can declare an emergency........I'm gonna declare a LIBERAL EMERGENCY
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 2:37:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 2:40:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Chokey:
There wouldn't be global warming if she'd keep her mouth shut.





Funniest shit I've read all day.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 2:45:28 PM EDT
Drudge loves to pick on Babs.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 3:09:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By warlord:

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:
So she has a degree in meteorology now or something? Must be from the University of Pheonix.


Nope, she watched the movie The Day After Tomorrow.



I love that movie but hate the politics. People have to understand that it is just a movie and not to be taken seriously.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 3:15:16 PM EDT
I believe there was a similar, but worse, hurricane season in the 1960's, with multiple cat 5 hurricanes ravaging the US.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 3:20:21 PM EDT
Hey everyone she cleary knows what she's talking about.

I mean she's has advanced degrees in science and meteorlogy specifically. Oh wait, she's a has been singer of mediocre talent.

I wonder if she understands she's stealing attention from Cindy Shithead?
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 3:29:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/25/2005 3:30:49 PM EDT by kindstranger]

Originally Posted By krpind:

Originally Posted By Chokey:
There wouldn't be global warming if she'd keep her mouth shut.





Funniest shit I've read all day.




Yeh Chokey. That is some seriously kickass ironic humor.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 3:36:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 3:44:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 22bad:
www.drudgereport.com
SUN SEPT 25, 2005


STREISAND DECLARES 'GLOBAL WARMING EMERGENCY'

THE SUPERSTAR SONGSTRESS SERENADED SAWYER WITH STORM SEASON ASSERTIONS. BUT TO SOME SHE'LL SOUND MORE LIKE A WINDSOCK SINGING LIBERALISM'S GOLDEN OLDIES!

NEW YORK -- This summer's back to back superstorms are proof positive we have entered a new period of "global warming emergency," artist/citizen Barbra Streisand warns.

Streisand is back on the scene to promote her reunion disc with Barry Gibb.

As hellstorm "Rita" churned in the Gulf, Streisand sat down for a promotional interview with ABCNEWS's Diane Sawyer.

"We are in a global warming emergency state, and that these storms are going to become more frequent, more intense," Streisand urgently declares.

But Sawyer did not remind Streisand that a category 5 hurricane struck the Bahamas with 160 mph winds -- when the singer was five years old, in 1947!

And when Streisand was 8 years old, a hurricane -- named "Dog" -- packing 185 mph churned-away in the Atlantic.

When she was 9, a storm named "Easy" ripped the seas with 160 mph sustained winds.

Streisand was 13 years old when "Janet" hit Mexico with 150 mph winds.

Streisand was celebrating her sweet sixteen as "Cleo" formed with 140 mph.

At 18, Streisand read news about "Donna" AND "Ethel" -- both storms carried 140 mph winds and formed 9 days apart in 1960!

One year later, when Streisand was 19, it happened again: Two Category 5 storms scared the world: "Carla" and "Hattie!"

"Carla" maxed out at 175 mph winds the year Streisand made her television debut on "The Jack Paar Show."

And who could forget Hurricane "Camille" -- which smashed into the United States with 190 mph, just as "Funny Girl" garners eight Academy Award nominations, including one for Best Picture and one for Barbra as Best Actress.

Up next on the weather warning watch, Streisand says to ABC: "There could be more droughts, dust bowls. You know, it's amazing to hear these facts."

Developing...



What is in red is the issue. She really doesn't give a shit one way or the other about global warming when her cd sales are dropping.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 3:52:27 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 4:06:14 PM EDT
I can't wait for Rush to have a Twin Spin on Monday.

That will be a Peacenik and Enviromental update..
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 4:06:49 PM EDT
This just in: BlammO declares a "empty headed biotch infestation emergency." Calls for all available fire tanker aircraft to be converted for napalm delivery ASAP.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 4:19:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/25/2005 4:20:35 PM EDT by lu380]

Originally Posted By WolfAR15:

Originally Posted By warlord:

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:
So she has a degree in meteorology now or something? Must be from the University of Pheonix.


Nope, she watched the movie The Day After Tomorrow.



I love that movie but hate the politics. People have to understand that it is just a movie and not to be taken seriously.



That movie was pure propaganda designed to scare people and influence their voting decisions. Don't kid yourself.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 4:24:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:
Drudge loves to pick on Babs.



Well he couldn’t pay comedy writers to make shit up that makes her look stupider than what normally comes out of her mouth.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 4:24:41 PM EDT
Okay - I give up.

I'm so tired of her, I can't even take the time to muster up an adequate insult.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 4:25:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tc6969:

titanic fucknozzle


I just blew beer EVERYWHERE!!!

Thanks a lot!





You're welcome!


I just can't figure the words to describe the immensity of her idiocy.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 4:53:43 PM EDT
Should I give a flying fuck about what Streisand declares as an emergency? (According to her, I should.) Guess what?

(this just in)... "O-320 DECLARES STREISAND A LOUDMOUTH B*T%H"

Too bad that will not make real headlines.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 4:57:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Well, fuck me runnin'...

I reckon I'm going to go kill my SUV, now. After all Dr. Streisand, with her triple-PhD in Meteorology, Industrial and Environmental Engineering, and Organic Chemistry (her singing career is just a side show to earn a little spending money, you see), can't POSSIBLY be wrong.





I wonder how many cars, trucks, RV's, planes, and homes this titanic fucknozzle ownes. GD fucking elitist hypocrite!

Hey, Barb! FOAD, bitch! homepage.mac.com/luismulet/.cv/luismulet/Sites/.Pictures/Emoticons/Fuck%20You!.gif-thumb_140_105.gif






Link Posted: 9/25/2005 5:06:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Well, fuck me runnin'...

I reckon I'm going to go kill my SUV, now. After all Dr. Streisand, with her triple-PhD in Meteorology, Industrial and Environmental Engineering, and Organic Chemistry (her singing career is just a side show to earn a little spending money, you see), can't POSSIBLY be wrong.





I wonder how many cars, trucks, RV's, planes, and homes this titanic fucknozzle ownes. GD fucking elitist hypocrite!

Hey, Barb! FOAD, bitch!

homepage.mac.com/luismulet/.cv/luismulet/Sites/.Pictures/Emoticons/Fuck%20You!.gif-thumb_140_105.gif



Zaphod, you are welcome up here anytime!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 5:21:52 PM EDT
She must really be Buckaroo Banzi's long lost sister!
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 7:03:28 PM EDT
What a stupid bitch.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 7:05:48 PM EDT
Her mouth is only good for one thing....
And it Isn't singing!

myit
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 7:13:51 PM EDT
I wonder if she flew to her interview.
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 7:32:35 PM EDT
Um.....ABC.....Hello.......Nobody's Watching
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 8:06:42 PM EDT
Where is Robert Smith when you need him.

Link Posted: 9/25/2005 8:16:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lu380:

Originally Posted By WolfAR15:

Originally Posted By warlord:

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:
So she has a degree in meteorology now or something? Must be from the University of Pheonix.


Nope, she watched the movie The Day After Tomorrow.



I love that movie but hate the politics. People have to understand that it is just a movie and not to be taken seriously.



That movie was pure propaganda designed to scare people and influence their voting decisions. Don't kid yourself.



I saw on the news when Al Gore was giving a speech on environmental policy. He actually said it was "The movie the Bush administration did not want you to see"
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