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Posted: 1/18/2015 7:58:31 PM EDT







Pretty hard to turn down a pet dragon, I think.












That would be me on top, going to the grocery store (after the gym).




Of course, it would be body paint, because I'm not a filthy inky.











 
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 7:58:59 PM EDT
Hot mermaid.
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Your Mom
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Leprechaun.

Lots of gold, plus I'll bet it'll be funny as shit to get that little bastard drunk at a party.
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Cereberus because a Dragon would always be catching the drapes on fire.
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Do you have any idea what the barking would be like when company knocks on the door? Or every time the paper boy rides by?




Pass.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:01:20 PM EDT
Dragon
Catch meat and cook it for you
And get you gold n stuff

Plus flying
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:01:34 PM EDT
I'd pick the Troll since I've been getting so much experience with them here .


Mainly I want one to beat the fuck out of because of all the crap they start.


gd
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:01:35 PM EDT
Yeah, dragon's hard to beat.

Gryphon, maybe? More warm blooded parts, might be easier to use for picking up chicks.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:01:38 PM EDT
patrick swayze centaur



no contest.
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Smaug
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:03:07 PM EDT
Going to have to go with dragon, assuming he is trained.
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Grew up reading Dragonlance so I'm going to say dragon.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:04:24 PM EDT
a succubus.  

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Hot mermaid.
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Reverse mermaid.
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Originally Posted By skinny79:


Yeah, dragon's hard to beat.



Gryphon, maybe? More warm blooded parts, might be easier to use for picking up chicks.
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I would do the Eddie Murphy as Teddy Pendergrass thing with my dragon and scare the bitches into liking me.










You got!

You got!

You got!

What I need!







Not get on my dragon, sweatheart.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:05:11 PM EDT
Golden goose.  Was there really any other viable option?
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Originally Posted By 74novaman:
a succubus.  

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Crap
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You could bang her once and then you're dead.







Death by snu snu, though, so i guess there's worse ways to go.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:06:33 PM EDT
Quetzalcoatl

Because it might be able to get me in to the USA
Has the benefit of demanding human sacrifice of Brady types and assorted liberals.
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"Why couldn't she have been the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top?!"
-Fry

Me, I'm going Nymph all the way.  Tree Nymph, Water Nymph.  Pretty much any except the Underworld ones is cool with me.
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Originally Posted By iggy1337:


Quetzalcoatl



Because it might be able to get me in to the USA

Has the benefit of demanding human sacrifice of Brady types and assorted liberals.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/88/Quetzalcoatl_telleriano.jpg
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Is he qualified to fly an Argentine marked C130?  Because I would love to be of assistance.







Would even volunteer on my free weekends.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:08:27 PM EDT
Ruby from Supernatural.







Best mythological beast pet, ever.*





* Demons are considered beasts, so that is my answer and I'm sticking with it.

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You could bang her once and then you're dead.


Death by snu snu, though, so i guess there's worse ways to go.
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Originally Posted By primuspilum:
Originally Posted By 74novaman:
a succubus.  


 

You could bang her once and then you're dead.


Death by snu snu, though, so i guess there's worse ways to go.


If you can train a dog to not shit in the house, you can train a succubus to not murder you after sex.

Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:09:58 PM EDT
I would go with a pet dragon..

maybe Pegasus.
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Originally Posted By primuspilum:





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Pretty hard to turn down a pet dragon, I think.







That would be me on top, going to the grocery store (after the gym).




Of course, it would be body paint, because I'm not a filthy inky.




 
whichever wont shit on the carpet...

 
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:10:47 PM EDT
Cthulhu.

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Cthulhu.



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He said mythological beast...
Cthulhu is real.
 
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If you can train a dog to not shit in the house, you can train a succubus to not murder you after sex.



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Originally Posted By 74novaman:



Originally Posted By primuspilum:


Originally Posted By 74novaman:

a succubus.  





 



You could bang her once and then you're dead.





Death by snu snu, though, so i guess there's worse ways to go.





If you can train a dog to not shit in the house, you can train a succubus to not murder you after sex.







 






They drain your life force during sex.







It's science.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:16:39 PM EDT
I'd say Dragon.



Nearly impenetrable armor/scales, can fly and breath fire.




Dragon has to be the baddest mythological creature ever thought up.
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A muse? You get to bang and have inspiration in your chosen discipline.
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Any mythical you say?



http://img2-1.timeinc.net/ew/i/2013/02/19/Galadriel.jpg



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Not looking very beastly there.










But she does look part Asian.







I would do her.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:20:51 PM EDT
FPNI
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Tarrasque

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Originally Posted By HeavyMetal:

Cereberus because a Dragon would always be catching the drapes on fire.


 






Do you have any idea what the barking would be like when company knocks on the door? Or every time the paper boy rides by?




Pass.




 
It's not as bad as you'd think.











If you could ride a dragon I would pick one of those.
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I would be torn between a Nemean lion and the Pegasus. but then again, the ichthyocentaurs would steal the show

eta has anyone said chupacabra yet?
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Originally Posted By 74novaman:
If you can train a dog to not shit in the house, you can train a succubus to not murder you after sex.



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Originally Posted By 74novaman:



Originally Posted By primuspilum:


Originally Posted By 74novaman:

a succubus.  





 



You could bang her once and then you're dead.





Death by snu snu, though, so i guess there's worse ways to go.





If you can train a dog to not shit in the house, you can train a succubus to not murder you after sex.



Hitting a succubus on the nose with a rolled up magazine and firmly saying no probably wouldn't work that well.
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Originally Posted By primuspilum:

 

I would do the Eddie Murphy as Teddy Pendergrass thing with my dragon and scare the bitches into liking me.



You got!
You got!
You got!
What I need!


Not get on my dragon, sweatheart.
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Originally Posted By primuspilum:
Originally Posted By skinny79:
Yeah, dragon's hard to beat.

Gryphon, maybe? More warm blooded parts, might be easier to use for picking up chicks.

 

I would do the Eddie Murphy as Teddy Pendergrass thing with my dragon and scare the bitches into liking me.



You got!
You got!
You got!
What I need!


Not get on my dragon, sweatheart.



You win! eddies delirious stand up is hilarious
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:26:10 PM EDT
A scrib. All that other shit you people mentioned would either eat or rape you. Don't have watch your back around a scrib.
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Minotaur. D'I mean Bull Man. Good to have in combat with you. Can be a good friend.
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Hitting a succubus on the nose with a rolled up magazine and firmly saying no probably wouldn't work that well.
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Originally Posted By 74novaman:


Originally Posted By primuspilum:


Originally Posted By 74novaman:

a succubus.  





 



You could bang her once and then you're dead.





Death by snu snu, though, so i guess there's worse ways to go.





If you can train a dog to not shit in the house, you can train a succubus to not murder you after sex.



Hitting a succubus on the nose with a rolled up magazine and firmly saying no probably wouldn't work that well.




 



But it would be hot.







Naughty succubus!









Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:28:38 PM EDT
If I choose a pet dragon, am I liable for the Asian airliners he eats?  
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:29:30 PM EDT
Basilisk would be good deal with the feral cat population around here.  I could be selling cat statuettes on the internet instead of having to scare off the little buggers.


Traditional western dragon or feathered serpent would be cool...



But ultimately I have to go back to what I learned from Shadowrun - never deal with a dragon.  If it weren't a mindless engine of destruction, it'd be a hyperintelligent monster (or Sean Connery), and I have no interest in messing with the hassles that would create.

So provided we're going with traditional mythical beasts and not breaking out the Monster Manual CXVIII: Extended Bestiary Of North Central Thay, I'm going with basilisk for now.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:30:43 PM EDT
Balrog FTMFW.
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Now that's a tad excessive.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:34:06 PM EDT
Upon further consideration, I wish to amend my choice and pick Jake the Dog.

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Kraken
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