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Posted: 10/30/2004 5:36:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/30/2004 5:38:24 PM EST by sgtar15]
Okay friends....the fall times are upon us. This is the season where the leaves start to fall and things DIE!

So tell me your problems.

Are you frustrated about the upcoming holidays? I will listen.........

I am here to help you with any and all of life and loves problems.

Due to bandwith issues and to help save medical cost I can only answer with just one word.

But it will be a POWERFUL word my firends...a word that will change your life



I'm listening......


Dr Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:38:09 PM EST
Not enough money.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:38:25 PM EST
Why can't I decide on a rifle? I really want another PSS but I'm not sure...its consuming ALL of my study time trying to find that perfect rifle...what should I do?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:38:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By TGorsk08:
Not enough money.



Discipline


Sgatr15
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:39:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
Why can't I decide on a rifle? I really want another PSS but I'm not sure...its consuming ALL of my study time trying to find that perfect rifle...what should I do?




Both


Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:39:31 PM EST
Why is my girlfriend a flaming Massachusetts Liberal! What am I thinking! Will God forgive me for this?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:39:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By TGorsk08:
Not enough money.



Discipline


Sgatr15



Damn, dude....on the spot!
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:39:48 PM EST
Vasodilation of the vas-deferens.

Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:40:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
Why can't I decide on a rifle? I really want another PSS but I'm not sure...its consuming ALL of my study time trying to find that perfect rifle...what should I do?




Both


Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF



Both what? Say the name of the rifle that suits me best Doc! Prescribe something!
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:41:47 PM EST
Disciplines not the problem.....I have no job.I spend money carefully.Ok,another one of my problems.How can I get you (yes you sarge) to stop trolling in my topics?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:42:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By Palo_Duro:
Vasodilation of the vas-deferens.





Adopt

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:42:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By TGorsk08:
Disciplines not the problem.....I have no job.I spend money carefully.Ok,another one of my problems.How can I get you (yes you sarge) to stop trolling in my topics?




Cheese

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:43:17 PM EST
Cheese?Whisky Tango Foxtrot over?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:43:31 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/30/2004 5:44:54 PM EST by StormSurge]
In the words of Edgar Allen Poe:

"I suffer.

And I don't know why I suffer."
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:43:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
Why can't I decide on a rifle? I really want another PSS but I'm not sure...its consuming ALL of my study time trying to find that perfect rifle...what should I do?




Both


Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF



Both what? Say the name of the rifle that suits me best Doc! Prescribe something!



Rem700PSS

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:44:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Palo_Duro:
Vasodilation of the vas-deferens.





Adopt

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF





Outstanding!!!

Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:45:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By TGorsk08:
Cheese?Whisky Tango Foxtrot over?



Don't worry 'bout it, dude....he's just bangin on ya cuz yer a really young guy and Sarge is a really old CATHOLIC man!!!


Oh, hey....I'm late for a Halloween party...........
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:45:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By StormSurge:
In the words of Edgar Allen Poe:

I suffer.

And I don't know why I suffer."




Demons

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:46:54 PM EST
Ok here is a hard one.How do I get my parents (who have never before voted) to vote?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:47:35 PM EST
Since you do such good work for the people.

Have some fucking cookies.

Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:49:26 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/30/2004 5:49:43 PM EST by sgtar15]

Originally Posted By TGorsk08:
Ok here is a hard one.How do I get my parents (who have never before voted) to vote?



Undesirables.


Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:49:31 PM EST
I suffer from chronic constipation.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:50:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Since you do such good work for the people.

Have some fucking cookies.

walthamcottage.com/cookies.jpg




Yummy!

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:50:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/30/2004 5:51:45 PM EST by TGorsk08]

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By TGorsk08:
Ok here is a hard one.How do I get my parents (who have never before voted) to vote?



Undesirables.


Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF



What the hell does that mean?HEHE,answer that in one word.And why do I have the feeling this thread will last 10 pages?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:50:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By einnor1040:
I suffer from chronic constipation.



ShopVac

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:52:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By einnor1040:
I suffer from chronic constipation.



ShopVac

Sgtar15



Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:53:40 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/30/2004 5:54:53 PM EST by painrx]
There is this really old senile man that is a member of a forum I participate in. He plays with little girls dolls and can't figure out spell check. I hear his tattoo artist can't spell MOLON LABE to save his ass. I really believe this poor old man is suffering from Alzheimer’s. How do we get him help?


I'm just giving you shit.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:55:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By TGorsk08:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By TGorsk08:
Ok here is a hard one.How do I get my parents (who have never before voted) to vote?



Undesirables.


Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF



What the hell does that mean?HEHE,answer that in one word.



Non-participating.

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:55:31 PM EST

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally Posted By StormSurge:
In the words of Edgar Allen Poe:

I suffer.

And I don't know why I suffer."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Demons

What do I do about these Demons?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:56:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By StormSurge:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally Posted By StormSurge:
In the words of Edgar Allen Poe:

I suffer.

And I don't know why I suffer."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Demons

What do I do about these Demons?




Exorsism


Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:56:52 PM EST
Damn....you pulled it off.Good job.Now why are people stupid enough to make this election such a close race?Hey this is doing wonders for my post count.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:57:37 PM EST
Here. I have several questions, so each can be answered with a word, if you desire.

1. Arguing with liberals is causing me terrible headaches. I've tried aspirin, acetominophin (tylenol), ibuprofen (advil), ethyl alcohol (booze), and wankinoffanol (spankin' the sausage), but none of them work. What should I use?

2. Why do birds suddenly appear?

3. Why is there something gooey and sticky that smells of raspberry on my camera lens?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:57:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By painrx:
There is this really old senile man that is a member of a forum I participate in. He plays with little girls dolls and can't figure out spell check. I hear his tattoo artist can't spell MOLON LABE to save his ass. I really believe this poor old man is suffering from Alzheimer’s. How do we get him help?





Vote


Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:58:26 PM EST
... Doctor, I'm heading off to a big Halloween party here shortly. If conversing with the womenz, and the topic of politics comes up how should I conduct myself?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:59:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By TGorsk08:
Damn....you pulled it off.Good job.Now why are people stupid enough to make this election such a close race?



Democracy


Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:01:18 PM EST
What is the best cookie in the world?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:02:20 PM EST
Sarge, is "clear" closer to black or white?

Something brought in a class yesterday.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:03:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
Here. I have several questions, so each can be answered with a word, if you desire.

1. Arguing with liberals is causing me terrible headaches. I've tried aspirin, acetominophin (tylenol), ibuprofen (advil), ethyl alcohol (booze), and wankinoffanol (spankin' the sausage), but none of them work. What should I use?



45 acp



2. Why do birds suddenly appear?


Love


3. Why is there something gooey and sticky that smells of raspberry on my camera lens?


Masterberration

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:05:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf:
... Doctor, I'm heading off to a big Halloween party here shortly. If conversing with the womenz, and the topic of politics comes up how should I conduct myself?



Smoooooooooothhh


Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:06:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By TGorsk08:
What is the best cookie in the world?




Peanutbutter!

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:07:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
Sarge, is "clear" closer to black or white?

Something brought in a class yesterday.




translucent


SGa­tr15
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:07:25 PM EST
After high school should I go Marine Corp or try out the SEAL program?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:08:17 PM EST
WHat ya think sarge


Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:08:54 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:09:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By TGorsk08:
After high school should I go Marine Corp or try out the SEAL program?



Self-investigation


SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:09:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
WHat ya think sarge


images.snapfish.com/33%3B%3C258323232%7Ffp64%3Dot%3E232%3C%3D363%­3D437%3DXROQDF%3E2323668724287ot1lsi




SCHWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dr Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:10:53 PM EST
What should I do after college?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:12:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By WI_Rifleman:
What should I do after college?



Work

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:13:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By HiramRanger:

Originally Posted By TGorsk08:
After high school should I go Marine Corp or try out the SEAL program?



delusional



What you dont think that people planning on a military carear early on in life is a good thing?I already made up my mind I just wanted to see what the response would be.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:13:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By WI_Rifleman:
What should I do after college?



Work

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF



Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:14:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By WI_Rifleman:
What should I do after college?



Work

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF



Damn, I was thinking i would just go on welfare.
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