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Posted: 5/15/2003 1:52:33 PM EDT
This pretty much says it all:

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the [b]courage to change the things I can[/b] and,
the wisdom to know the difference.

Or this:


Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended. All over America, people were thinking: Semper Fi, Marine

[not true but VERY funny]
Link Posted: 5/15/2003 2:11:13 PM EDT
bump... Fast posting around here.
Link Posted: 5/15/2003 2:11:17 PM EDT
I have thought the same.  I have committed myself to send faxes and postcards every week, but it is a long time from now till Sept 04 to start loosing sleep!
Link Posted: 5/15/2003 2:13:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/15/2003 2:22:01 PM EDT
Im not going to get an ulcer.,

what I am going to do is beat he fuck out of those shit heads.
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