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Posted: 5/19/2002 9:54:26 PM EDT
Do people ever say that to you? Jeez! I hate that bit! I have a flat affect. I've got a call in to Greta's doctor, I'm going to get some help. I want to look like Jack Nicholson in "Batman". I'll smile if I ever get my ballistics tables memorized. I'll smile if something bad happens to you. I'll smile if I fart and you get blamed, but you'll never see it. "Don't you ever stop smiling". Friggin smilers. I hate smilers.
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Link Posted: 5/19/2002 10:04:07 PM EDT
LMAO  [:D]. I get that alot too. It's just the way I look, I guess. Just because I'am not smiling ear to ear, doesn't mean I'am not happy or that I don't like you(although this IS sometimes the case!).  

A good come-back I use is' "I only smile when your not here!" [>:/]
Link Posted: 5/19/2002 10:07:52 PM EDT
I could really give a shit if you smile. I refuse to smile on your behalf, and I won't be a willful partner to your smile. Your happiness is your responsibility, not mine. I suspect the only smile you allow yourself is one stolen from someone else. I am indifferent to you. Stand there and smile like a monk with his pants down. I am disaffected, and unable to regreet your smile. Its your world. I just have to live in it.
Link Posted: 5/19/2002 10:12:57 PM EDT
Happy people piss me off.
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Link Posted: 5/19/2002 10:16:43 PM EDT
Imbroglio, I have e-mailed you to try and convince you not to shoot yourself. I have taken up a collection here on your behalf to get your beggin ass an AR. You never said anything to me, and now you show up on my thread. I am not smiling about that.
Link Posted: 5/19/2002 10:18:33 PM EDT
Wolfpack, you got pretty eyes, boy!
Link Posted: 5/19/2002 10:36:45 PM EDT
I get that a lot.  Drives me nuts...if I don't smile people think I'm depressed or unhappy.  If I do smile people think I'm up to something.  I have a hard time getting it somewhere in between...I JUST CAN'T WIN!!!  *pulls hair out*

Link Posted: 5/19/2002 10:43:06 PM EDT
Alright Wolfpack! You found the picture of [b][blue]Little Boy Blew[/blue][/b].
Link Posted: 5/19/2002 10:49:25 PM EDT
I only smile when I'm up to something. And it's usually never a good thing. And the people who see me smile usually don't enjoy what is coming next.
Link Posted: 5/19/2002 10:58:21 PM EDT
Wolfpack, you got pretty eyes, boy!
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Naw, he ain't that pretty in real life.   [;)]
Link Posted: 5/19/2002 11:25:01 PM EDT
Imbroglio, I have e-mailed you to try and convince you not to shoot yourself. I have taken up a collection here on your behalf to get your beggin ass an AR. You never said anything to me, and now you show up on my thread. I am not smiling about that.
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I have terminal flatus.
Link Posted: 5/19/2002 11:31:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 1:09:33 AM EDT
Don't do it. You wouldn't be grim-shaw anymore. *LOL*
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 1:28:00 AM EDT
I smile[;)],when my "unit" is plugged in.
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Link Posted: 5/20/2002 1:56:57 AM EDT
I hardly ever smile, and people ask me about it a lot, too. I tell them that I just can't smile on command because then I simply look like I'm showing my teeth. I can be happy without having to smile to show it!
Link Posted: 5/20/2002 4:20:08 AM EDT
I got it for the first time recently.  I think I smile a lot.  Maybe it's just her. [:)]
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Link Posted: 5/20/2002 4:36:22 AM EDT
I am known in some circles as Mister Serious.  I have no sense of humor.  They just didn't realize that around people of my own ilk I can laugh and cut up with the best of them. I will point you to the SELF-Mutilation thread for proof.  

 When I ran my BBQ stand I went out of my way to attract Hunters and Fishermen so that I would feel at home, they make better company than some that I know.  

 See You fine people put a smile on my face.[beer]

Link Posted: 5/20/2002 4:44:08 AM EDT
I smile a lot.... almost all the time.  Usually it's because I've found something that amuses only me.  

I don't get asked "don't you ever smile?"  I get asked "what are you smiling about?"  Usually it's something that noone else would get so I'll say "Nothing."  But I guess I look evil or mischevious when I smile so I've ended up with the nickname "Trouble" almost everywhere I've gone.

Funny thing is, if I'm not smiling I look mean.  Especially if I'm deep in thought.  I guess I don't have a very good neutral look... ::shrug::

Link Posted: 5/20/2002 6:39:45 AM EDT
If you would just smile occasionally you could be:


If you smiled a bit more:


If you smiled lots:

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