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Posted: 9/16/2004 6:07:37 AM EST

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Round here

Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here


Sgtar15
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:08:56 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:09:41 AM EST
Damn, you just like trying to piss people off
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:10:24 AM EST
Well, so far that 2 midgets that replied.


Sgatr15
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:11:31 AM EST
They're called midgets, get it straight!
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:11:39 AM EST
I used to play that song for one chick at work who was around 5'1 or so and she thought it was funnier then I did.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:12:14 AM EST

6'3" - I like it up here.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:16:20 AM EST
I used to sing that song to my kids before they fell to sleep. The oldest is getting out of prison next
week. The youngest ran away at 12 so I really don't know what became of her.


GM
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:17:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Well, so far that 2 midgets that replied.


Sgatr15



I replied, but if you call 6'4" 240Lbs a midget, you are a giant.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:21:18 AM EST
Sarge, don’t aggravate the tiny. I've done it enough to know that most are perfectly lined up to get a good shot at your package.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:22:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By Janus:
Sarge, don’t aggravate the tiny. I've done it enough to know that most are perfectly lined up to get a good shot at your package.



And they have sharp teeth.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:24:58 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/16/2004 6:25:38 AM EST by kindstranger]
...and us short people are smart enought to recognize a Lyle Lovett song.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:26:00 AM EST
Well, at least I don't play with dolls.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:27:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By TimJ:
Well, at least I don't play with dolls.




No, the shoprt people ARE the dolls.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 6:28:13 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 7:33:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
I'll bite your shins if you show up at Gunstock






Sgtar15
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 7:45:16 AM EST
I believe the politically correct term is "vertically challenged"
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 7:46:58 AM EST
6'4" with a 5'4" wife.

I like short people!
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 7:53:49 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/16/2004 7:56:27 AM EST by AR_Rifle]

Originally Posted By michaelj1978:
They're called midgets, get it straight!



They're "physically challenged people" , get it straight! Be PC!

Is this thread going to lock?


BTW, Stg....Whatch your knee!
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:12:50 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/16/2004 9:15:51 AM EST by Thunderbolt]
short people [normal people] tend to live longer than tall people, ever see any former proffessional basketball players that live to be over 75?

tall people have more health problems, bad back, bad knees, joint problems, foot problems, heart problems, etc

whats the advantage to being extra tall? unless your a pro basketball player, cant find clothes that fit because your an oddball size, size 13 to 16 shoes?

anybody 5 ft to 5 ft 9 is normal sized IMHO
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:15:45 AM EST
I thought they prefered to be called DWARF


GD midgets!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:18:56 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/16/2004 9:24:30 AM EST by AR_Rifle]

short people [normal people] tend to live longer than tall people, ever see any former proffessional basketball players that live to be over 75?

tall people have more health problems, bad back, bad knees, joint problems, foot problems, heart problems, etc

whats the advantage to being extra tall? unless your a pro basketball player, cant find clothes that fit because your an oddball size, size 13 to 16 shoes?

anybody 5 ft to 5 ft 9 is normal sized IMHO




He! He! He! Another midget sign on!

We are numerous and we are dangerous! Watch out world !

Wise men once said "Never mess with the short ones....Size does not matter!"

Bwaaahaaahaaa!

Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:19:13 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:20:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By AR_Rifle:
He! He! He! Another midget sign on!

We are numerous and we are dangerous! Watch out world !

Wise men once said "Never mess with the short ones....Size does not matter!"

Bwaaahaaahaaa!




I'm no GD midget
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:21:25 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/16/2004 9:23:43 AM EST by Thunderbolt]
most Special Forces guys like SEALs are short statured guys because they can go places where some ordinary big dumb jack ass dont fit
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:25:06 AM EST

Originally Posted By osprey21:
www.sogalante.blogger.com.br/oompa.jpg







Sarge, if we ever meet, you better watch out, cause I'll use your nut sack as a speed bag for my boxing training.

Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:25:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By jmzd4:
I'm no GD midget



Relax, I got it fixed...check it again.


Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:27:23 AM EST
I've always been under the impression that that song is about the KKK. Anyone else ever heard that 'urban legend'?
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 11:47:28 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/16/2004 11:54:43 AM EST by Thunderbolt]
another dis-advantage to being big & tall is if you were ever in a combat zone the enemy would spot you a mile away, you would be one big target for an enemy sniper

and you would be more likely to set off trip wires & booby traps because of your enormous size.

Link Posted: 9/16/2004 11:56:14 AM EST

Originally Posted By jmzd4:
rundevilrun.com/gallery/bridget/



Brigett the Midget, I haven't seen her in years.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 12:01:17 PM EST
I have it on good advice that women don't want no short-short man.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 3:00:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By AR_Rifle:

Originally Posted By jmzd4:
I'm no GD midget



Relax, I got it fixed...check it again.





no offense taken

GD midgets
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 3:05:10 PM EST
Andy?.........Is that you?...............I'm gonna bitch slap you at work tomorrow!!
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 3:07:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By 762mmMAN:
I have it on good advice that women don't want no short-short man.



you might be right? I usually see tall guys with short wives or girlfriends, I hardly ever see a short guy with a tall girl? or a short guy with a short girl? the guy is usually taller than the woman.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 3:11:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By MK4Mod0:
Andy?.........Is that you?...............I'm gonna bitch slap you at work tomorrow!!



Nope not me, but funny how we were talking about that this morning at work Bob.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 3:12:13 PM EST
What is Bridget doing on the floor? I mean I know cooler air is on the ground but it looks like she's getting ready to puke! The bent little arm just creeps me out! EEEEwwwwww!
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 3:13:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By Thunderbolt:

Originally Posted By 762mmMAN:
I have it on good advice that women don't want no short-short man.



you might be right? I usually see tall guys with short wives or girlfriends, I hardly ever see a short guy with a tall girl? or a short guy with a short girl? the guy is usually taller than the woman.



You only see the type of enviroment that you are acustomed too. When you buy a ford car, all you see are those cars from then on. You never notice them before that.

I am not tall. My wife of 21 years is taller than me. Most of my girlfriends were taller than me. The tallest was 6 inches taller than me. I might have married her, except her mom didn't like it that I was shorter and eventually broke us up. That lady was a bitch.

But you got to just love to slow dance with tall women!

Link Posted: 9/16/2004 3:45:34 PM EST
How can you tell who is short on the internet?
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 3:47:33 PM EST
they post threads about short people
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 3:25:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By Thunderbolt:

Originally Posted By 762mmMAN:
I have it on good advice that women don't want no short-short man.



you might be right? I usually see tall guys with short wives or girlfriends, I hardly ever see a short guy with a tall girl? or a short guy with a short girl? the guy is usually taller than the woman.



Wrong..Remember Susan Anton and Dudley Moore? They were a married couple.

As long as the short guy is good looking and is rich....He can stand tall with any woman.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 3:26:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By Ogre_4070:
How can you tell who is short on the internet?



Easy...All you have to do is to post shit like this and see who's gonna reply.
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