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Posted: 8/11/2005 1:56:11 PM EDT


Oklahoma man beats panty thief with wooden crib leg

Meet Bruce Taylor. The Oklahoma man was busted and busted up last Friday by an aggrieved husband and wife team whose home had been broken into on five consecutive nights. And why was the 20-year-old Enid man allegedly coming back to their place night after night after night after night after night? He was there for Maria Isordia's bras and panties. According to an affidavit filed in Garfield County District Court, husband Carlos set a trap for Taylor that would have made MacGyver proud. Using only a coffee cup, string, and a bra, Carlos nabbed Taylor (and then beat the intruder silly with a wooden leg taken off his baby's crib). Taylor, now facing up to 20 years in prison after being hit with a felony burglary charge, was treated at a local hospital before posing for the below Garfield County Sheriff's Office mug shot. While getting bandaged up, Taylor admitted to cops he kept the unmentionables in a lunch box next to his bed. But Enid cops told TSG that they actually found his underwear stash--weighing in at an astonishing 55 pounds--stored in a large red cooler.

Damn. I bet he is having fun explaing that one to his cellmates.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 1:59:41 PM EDT
Freud would say "He has issues."
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 2:05:06 PM EDT
Kudos to the husband.

Somehow, this seems like it would be more satisfying than just shooting the guy.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 2:07:12 PM EDT
55 lbs of underwear?? Either the Mrs has reached maximum density or this oddball stole a helluva lot of her undies.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 2:09:08 PM EDT
Good enough for him.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 2:11:39 PM EDT
Too funny.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 2:21:52 PM EDT
His nose looks broken. Good work.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 2:31:38 PM EDT
Oklahoma has a "Make my day law".

He's lucky he got away with just a broken nose.

Link Posted: 8/11/2005 4:45:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By gaspasser:
55 lbs of underwear?? Either the Mrs has reached maximum density or this oddball stole a helluva lot of her undies.




She probably wasn't the only victim. He's probably got a veritable smorgasbord in there.


Dude looks like a freak too.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 4:46:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 4:51:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By corwin1968:
Oklahoma has a "Make my day law".

He's lucky he got away with just a broken nose.






Got to love that, Oklahoma reconizes that we have the RIGHT to be secure in our homes, Love it.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 4:54:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Paul:
It took them FIVE TIMES to finally catch the guy?



My thoughts exactly. Fool me once, shame on you...fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me a 3rd time and you're dead.

HH
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 5:13:02 PM EDT
Betcha there's a lot of other wounds that aren't shown on the photo. He got his medicine. Hubby did his duty in protecting his wife.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 5:13:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Greenfeet:
Kudos to the husband.

Somehow, this seems like it would be more satisfying than just shooting the guy.



count the lines across that guy's face at the number of times he got peelayed with that crib leg


wganz
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 8:02:26 PM EDT
I am so ashamed of my adopted state.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 8:06:13 PM EDT
wanna make an oklhahoman throw up?
show him this
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 8:11:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By meltdown:
His nose looks broken. Good work.




what makes you say that?


the fact that it's on the wrong side of his head?
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 8:40:55 PM EDT
What are the chances, do you think, that not only is he a paying member of the DUmmy site, he is one of their highest posters.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 11:49:13 PM EDT
55 pounds of undies .........thats alot of undies. Wonder how many had skid marks???
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:35:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Red1Alpha:
55 pounds of undies .........thats alot of undies. Wonder how many had skid marks???



Would skidmarks make it an actual shitload of undies?
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:39:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Melvinator2k0:
wanna make an oklhahoman throw up?
show him this www.whataburger.com/images/homepage/burger.jpg



Good Lawd I haytes me some Whataburger
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:49:10 AM EDT
lol i know where i would have left the leg of the crib after i was done beating him
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 6:19:17 AM EDT
Yea, I am amzed the guy came back FIVE TIMES, that it took that long to get him, but I sure am glad you shared the story..... Fantastic!
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 6:21:33 AM EDT
Looks like he got what he deserved
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 6:24:25 AM EDT
They should have saved the tax payers some money and just shot the loser. Patty
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