A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they her a voice call from behind a sand dune…
“One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban”
The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune, whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes then silence.
The voice then calls out…
“One Texas soldier is better than one hundred Taliban”
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences.  After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The Texans voice calls out again…
“One Texan is better than one thousand Taliban”
The enraged Taliban commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune.  Cannons, rockets and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought.
Then silence.
Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander…
“Don’t send any more men…  it’s a trap…   there’s two of them!!”



Nuckles.   [smash]

You saying "Don't mess with Texas" is a joke?!  

Oh geeze here we go.   [rolleyes]



Nuckles.   [smash]

Why yes, he is.  What are you going to do?  Throw a brick at him?  Show him your belt? [;)]

 


Dammit, I told those two kids to play nice with others! [:D]