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Posted: 2/3/2006 8:44:04 AM EST
That is all.
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 8:45:18 AM EST
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 8:45:30 AM EST
Damn that sounds like it hurt
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 8:45:46 AM EST
details needed
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 8:45:48 AM EST
Just don't ask if we can smell it.
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 8:46:28 AM EST
I'll just cross that off my to-do list for today...
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 8:47:12 AM EST
Pooper? Pics?

Link Posted: 2/3/2006 8:48:34 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/3/2006 8:49:28 AM EST by mjohn3006]

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
details needed

Slim fast for breakfast, slim fast for lunch. Then the office got some Pappa Johns. I stayed away from the pizza, but ate all the jalapenos.

Then I really needed something sweet. So I had a little cup of apple sauce.

Took a whopping 20 minutes before I made a B-line for the bathroom. I think my piss was thicker than my poo.

you asked
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 8:48:57 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/3/2006 8:49:13 AM EST by No_Serfing]
Next time chase pie with 10 jalapenos and applesauce.
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 8:50:07 AM EST
Those aren't jalapenos, they are pepperoncini.
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 8:52:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By Burley:
Those aren't jalapenos, they are pepperoncini.

Yeah. Those things. I love em.
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 8:54:20 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/3/2006 8:57:20 AM EST by Wdsman]
You need someone to TELL you this????

Look before you leap
Think before you eat!

For some reason this reminded me of the joke:

Guy with a monkey walks into a bar. Monkey jumps up on the pool table and swallows the cue-ball. Bartender is pissed and runs them out.

Couple of days later. Guy and monkey come back in. Monkey jumps up on the bar, grabs a peanut and shoves it up his butt, pulls it out and eats it.

Bartender turns to the guy and says, "Why does your monkey do that?" Guy replies, "Ever since the cue-ball incident he always checks first."
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 9:07:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By Wdsman:
You need someone to TELL you this????

I did not think about it until it was too late.
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