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Posted: 9/29/2004 12:03:47 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/29/2004 1:33:03 AM EST by Airwolf]
breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=118841686&p=yy884z39z

Dolly Parton gets breast reduction


27/09/2004 - 09:52:30

Country legend Dolly Parton is having her famous breasts reduced after suffering 30 years of excruciating back pain.

The I Will always Love You singer had silicone implants in both her twenties and her thirties, but doctors have now told the 58-year-old star her enormous double-D bust will have to be reduced to relieve the crippling pressure on her back and shoulders.

She admits: "My boobs are killing me - and I don't know if I can stand the pain any longer.

"My boobs have been a trademark for me - but I've paid one hell of a price."
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:05:34 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:05:38 AM EST
Can I have whats left over for the wifey??


SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:06:39 AM EST
No loss. Tits on her are worthless nowadays. Don't get me wrong. I like Dolly but I would not hit it.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:09:39 AM EST
Thats it Im canceling my vacation to Dollywood.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:15:43 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:36:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By Sukebe:
No loss. Tits on her are worthless nowadays. Don't get me wrong. I like Dolly but I would not hit it.



I'd Hit It!!!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:45:21 AM EST

Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:52:19 AM EST
Wait a minute.. why hasn't anyone said stuff it in her pooper and post pics yet?
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:54:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By warp_asylum:
Wait a minute.. why hasn't anyone said stuff it in her pooper and post pics yet?



You just did.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:54:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By smokycity:

Originally Posted By warp_asylum:
Wait a minute.. why hasn't anyone said stuff it in her pooper and post pics yet?



You just did.



Yeah, but I'm a noob.

Someone should've beaten me to it.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 1:01:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By warp_asylum:
Wait a minute.. why hasn't anyone said stuff it in her pooper and post pics yet?



The questions isnt who would say it, its who would do it.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 1:03:19 AM EST

Link Posted: 9/29/2004 1:09:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:

Originally Posted By warp_asylum:
Wait a minute.. why hasn't anyone said stuff it in her pooper and post pics yet?



The questions isnt who would say it, its who would do it.



I nominate Sgtar15.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 2:09:40 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 2:11:20 AM EST
Wonder if they will show up on Ebay

rk
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 2:33:55 AM EST
I didn't know they did breast augmentation 30 years ago. This is really suprising....
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 2:35:14 AM EST

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:
I didn't know they did breast augmentation 30 years ago. This is really suprising....



First ones were 40 years ago
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 2:39:03 AM EST
<---always thought Dolly's were REAL!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 2:56:40 AM EST
You mean they aren't real!?!?!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 3:00:42 AM EST
Someday I'll get over my infantile preoccupation with the female breast.......................

<­BR>

Someday
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 3:12:03 AM EST
I love breastsests - big, small - big enormous nipples, dial a telephone size, is a deal closer!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:25:40 AM EST
Very sad. Too bad more women (including my wife) don't have them that big.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:08:17 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/29/2004 7:08:52 AM EST by VoodooChile]

Originally Posted By Tweak:
Those are DDs? I got a gal here that is DDD and her's look smaller than that. Those look closer to my ex's Gs.




I take it you aren't an "assman" huh?
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:12:59 AM EST
I have actually met the woman. I was about 18 at the time. She is a very decent woman.Treated me like an adult and was very respectfull.She is pro-gun
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:28:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tweak:
Those are DDs? I got a gal here that is DDD and her's look smaller than that. Those look closer to my ex's Gs.



Any pics?
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:32:26 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:37:49 AM EST

Originally Posted By jmoffatt:
www.platinum-celebs.com/singers-pictures/dolly_parton/DOLLY.jpg



[PrincessBride]There are a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. Would be a pitty to damage yours[/PrincessBride]

Crying shame they can't transfer any tissue removed to my wife's breasts.

Yes, I have a thing for large, or even huge, breasts. Natural are wonderful but fake will do just fine too. In fact, for those later years in life, fake would probably be better.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:39:04 AM EST
It doesn't matter, Dolly Parton is a well known lesbian.

Though I wouldn't mind a few pics...
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:40:32 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:44:07 AM EST
[JohnnyCarson] I'd pay a years salery to have a peek in there.[/JohnnyCarson]

I would like to take a peek too.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:52:46 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:56:57 AM EST
Without any pictures, where's the joy?
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 8:00:07 AM EST
Good, not a fan of giant tits.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 8:01:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By olyarms:
Good, not a fan of giant tits.



Ditto. More than a mouthful is just a waste and gets in the way


- BG
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 8:05:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:

Originally Posted By olyarms:
Good, not a fan of giant tits.


Ditto. More than a mouthful is just a waste and gets in the way


Double ditto. B or C cups are best.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 8:06:06 AM EST

dial a rotary telephone size

Link Posted: 9/29/2004 8:09:37 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 8:11:31 AM EST

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:

Originally Posted By olyarms:
Good, not a fan of giant tits.



Ditto. More than a mouthful is just a waste and gets in the way


- BG





Heretic--burn him!!

­



Haha, knew that was coming...
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 8:13:40 AM EST
I thought they were real.

I have no respect for her now.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 8:36:41 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/29/2004 8:41:25 AM EST by Shane333]

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:

Originally Posted By olyarms:
Good, not a fan of giant tits.



Ditto. More than a mouthful is just a waste and gets in the way


- BG



Only applies to the nipples.

Oh, and the more milk they can produce, the better. Mmmmm...sweet and yummy. I always hate it when my wife dries up.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 10:25:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By Shane333:

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:

Originally Posted By olyarms:
Good, not a fan of giant tits.



Ditto. More than a mouthful is just a waste and gets in the way


- BG



Only applies to the nipples.

Oh, and the more milk they can produce, the better. Mmmmm...sweet and yummy. I always hate it when my wife dries up.



WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TMI

TXL
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 10:46:42 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/29/2004 10:49:23 AM EST by Admiral_Crunch]

Originally Posted By Cincinnatus:
It doesn't matter, Dolly Parton is a well known lesbian.




That's the first I've ever heard that one.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 10:53:21 AM EST
Maybe we should start a thread on women who have had their NATURAL breasts reduced by surgery.

I've heard that Loni Anderson, Christina Ricci and that cute black girl from Silver Spoons or Facts of Life (Ms. Fields?) or whatever had 'em reduced, too.

There oughta be a law!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 11:10:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By BushMeister:
Maybe we should start a thread on women who have had their NATURAL breasts reduced by surgery.

I've heard that Loni Anderson, Christina Ricci and that cute black girl from Silver Spoons or Facts of Life (Ms. Fields?) or whatever had 'em reduced, too.

There oughta be a law!



So did punky brewster.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 11:19:56 AM EST
From an old In Living Color sketch: I loooooove big breastesis.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 11:20:18 AM EST
Look at her career....
One of the most talented singer/ songwriters
of the past fifty years. She is a real Tennessee
treasure.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 11:22:40 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 11:44:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
The simple solution: Replace the implants with helium balloons, in a special balloon that doesn't leak helium through it.

Results: Still big and bouncy, but MUCH lighter...meaning a higher rack, too!

I'm all for that!

CJ



+1

I better not elaborate. I get chastised for TMI.
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