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Posted: 9/29/2004 1:03:47 AM EDT
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Dolly Parton gets breast reduction 27/09/2004 - 09:52:30 Country legend Dolly Parton is having her famous breasts reduced after suffering 30 years of excruciating back pain. The I Will always Love You singer had silicone implants in both her twenties and her thirties, but doctors have now told the 58-year-old star her enormous double-D bust will have to be reduced to relieve the crippling pressure on her back and shoulders. She admits: "My boobs are killing me - and I don't know if I can stand the pain any longer. "My boobs have been a trademark for me - but I've paid one hell of a price." |
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No loss. Tits on her are worthless nowadays. Don't get me wrong. I like Dolly but I would not hit it.
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I guess they will only sag to her waist instead of her knees like we are used to?
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I'd Hit It!!! |
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Wait a minute.. why hasn't anyone said stuff it in her pooper and post pics yet?
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You just did. |
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Yeah, but I'm a noob. Someone should've beaten me to it. |
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The questions isnt who would say it, its who would do it. |
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I nominate Sgtar15. |
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Those are DDs? I got a gal here that is DDD and her's look smaller than that. Those look closer to my ex's Gs.
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I didn't know they did breast augmentation 30 years ago. This is really suprising....
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First ones were 40 years ago |
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Someday I'll get over my infantile preoccupation with the female breast.......................
Someday |
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I love breastsests - big, small - big enormous nipples, dial a telephone size, is a deal closer!
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Very sad. Too bad more women (including my wife) don't have them that big.
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I take it you aren't an "assman" huh? |
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I have actually met the woman. I was about 18 at the time. She is a very decent woman.Treated me like an adult and was very respectfull.She is pro-gun
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Any pics? |
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[PrincessBride]There are a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. Would be a pitty to damage yours[/PrincessBride] Crying shame they can't transfer any tissue removed to my wife's breasts. Yes, I have a thing for large, or even huge, breasts. Natural are wonderful but fake will do just fine too. In fact, for those later years in life, fake would probably be better. |
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It doesn't matter, Dolly Parton is a well known lesbian.
Though I wouldn't mind a few pics... |
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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[JohnnyCarson] I'd pay a years salery to have a peek in there.[/JohnnyCarson]
I would like to take a peek too. |
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Geez, you say that like it's a bad thing. |
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Ditto. More than a mouthful is just a waste and gets in the way - BG |
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Double ditto. B or C cups are best. |
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Heretic--burn him!! |
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Haha, knew that was coming... |
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Only applies to the nipples. Oh, and the more milk they can produce, the better. Mmmmm...sweet and yummy. I always hate it when my wife dries up. |
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WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TMI TXL |
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That's the first I've ever heard that one. |
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Maybe we should start a thread on women who have had their NATURAL breasts reduced by surgery.
I've heard that Loni Anderson, Christina Ricci and that cute black girl from Silver Spoons or Facts of Life (Ms. Fields?) or whatever had 'em reduced, too. There oughta be a law! |
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So did punky brewster. |
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From an old In Living Color sketch: I loooooove big breastesis.
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Look at her career....
One of the most talented singer/ songwriters of the past fifty years. She is a real Tennessee treasure. |
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The simple solution: Replace the implants with helium balloons, in a special balloon that doesn't leak helium through it.
Results: Still big and bouncy, but MUCH lighter...meaning a higher rack, too! I'm all for that! CJ |
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+1 I better not elaborate. I get chastised for TMI. |
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