Does your wife have a name for your "male equipment"?

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Does your wife have a name for your "male equipment"? (Page 1 of 3)

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:16:59 PM EDT

This afternoon while in the process of getting freaky she referred to it as "Little Fellow"

She said she meant in relation to the rest of me, I said that since it's a little fellow then she would not mind me SIIHPAPP

For the rest of the day (with all of her family here) I have tried to work the term "little fellow" into any conversation, including tell her to be quiet while our ten month old was sleep because "I don't want the little fellow to be aroused"

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:17:57 PM EDT

[#1]

She calls it "put that thing away".

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:21:02 PM EDT

[#2]

Not married but my women call it little (insert my name)

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:22:34 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
She calls it "put that thing away".

Yes indeed!

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:23:02 PM EDT

[#4]

"eww", "nunh uh", "yuk", and "not tonight"

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:23:11 PM EDT

[#5]

She refers to "it" as "him".

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:23:30 PM EDT

[#6]

NOT IN MY ASS!!! is what I hear itcalled alot these days..

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:25:12 PM EDT

[#7]

Ironically, both of my ex wives called it the same thing.

Moby.

Also, though they were 9 years apart in age, both of them also picked the same exact song to be "our" song.

I didn't have the heart to tell the second one that the first one and I had that song because we actually went to the concert when that band was touring to promote it.

The second one also called it the totem pole, and the Chief, and at times called oral sex "smoking the peace pipe."

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:25:29 PM EDT

[#8]

She calls it the "kidney puncher" or her "joy stick".

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:26:58 PM EDT

[#9]

She calls it Mr. John Holmes. Whose he?

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:28:06 PM EDT

[#10]

"Garfield"

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:29:11 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

She calls it the "kidney puncher" or her "joy stick".

Alert. Alert. Stall. Alert. Alert. Stall.

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:30:36 PM EDT

[#12]

mmm, mmm, mmmmmm!

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:35:06 PM EDT

[#13]

Schlongo

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:36:16 PM EDT

[#14]

Jonas.

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:36:38 PM EDT

[#15]

doesnt have a set name but i call getting head Morse code.

Long short..... long long short....

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:36:46 PM EDT

[#16]

It was called "sparky" by my ex.

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:54:10 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
NOT IN MY ASS!!! is what I hear itcalled alot these days..

this^. just a few months ago, thats where she always wanted it. guess I did it wrong once

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:00:08 PM EDT

[#18]

"She touched my peppey Steve"

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:02:44 PM EDT

[#19]

Cock.

She calls it cock.

As in... "your hard cock".

Cock. That's what she calls it.

Cock.

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:03:13 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Cock.

She calls it cock.

As in... "your hard cock".

Cock. That's what she calls it.

Cock.

Cock?

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:04:58 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Cock.

She calls it cock.

As in... "your hard cock".

Cock. That's what she calls it.

Cock.

Cock?

Cock.

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:05:39 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
"She touched my peppey Steve"

Omg.....someone else who has seen "Multiplicity"???????!!!!!!!

Yessssssssss

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:06:25 PM EDT

[#23]

Danny Aiello.

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:07:45 PM EDT

[#24]

No wife... but women usually call it "that's not 10 inches"

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:08:01 PM EDT

[#25]

It has been called "ouch" more than a couple times

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:08:39 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Cock.

She calls it cock.

As in... "your hard cock".

Cock. That's what she calls it.

Cock.

Cock?

Cock.

I call it Cock too..

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:10:38 PM EDT

[#27]

Pedro.

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:10:46 PM EDT

[#28]

She has never referred to it.

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:10:55 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Cock.

She calls it cock.

As in... "your hard cock".

Cock. That's what she calls it.

Cock.

Cock?

Cock.

I call it Cock too..

You call JohnJGlanton's male equipment "Cock"?

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:12:31 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Cock.

She calls it cock.

As in... "your hard cock".

Cock. That's what she calls it.

Cock.

Cock?

Cock.

I call it Cock too..

You call JohnJGlanton's male equipment "Cock"?

If we were married she would.

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:17:44 PM EDT

[#31]

i refer to my SO's as Land Shark

started mostly becuase we were both addicted to land shark beer at the time we started dating. I call it lots of other things too

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:20:34 PM EDT

[#32]

I just call it a "wang".

I do know at least one woman here who has met a real live "cock-zilla"...........she tells me it was "spectacular"........

It's was "Magnum" condoms for him and nothing less.

Just sayin'.

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:25:57 PM EDT

[#33]

curley.

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:25:59 PM EDT

[#34]

back in the day in AOL's glory days there was a saying on there that "all AOL guys had 10 inches, and that was folded in half".

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:36:47 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
If we were married she would.

I call it lots of things, but Cock is my favorite.. I've been known to use it as a light sabre to shoot things, and also demonstrate shift patterns..

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:43:33 PM EDT

[#36]

"THE ANGRY INCH!!!"

What........?

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:44:23 PM EDT

[#37]

In all honesty... Maximus.

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:47:17 PM EDT

[#38]

Lil'est Beavis

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:48:04 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:

If we were married she would.

I call it lots of things, but Cock is my favorite.. I've been known to use it as a light sabre to shoot things, and also demonstrate shift patterns..

I mostly use it for sex.

Although sometimes I use it as a conversational icebreaker, and occasionally for comedic relief.

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:49:32 PM EDT

[#40]

Women folk refer to it as "Ouch".

Edit:
did I really just reply to a thread about junk names??

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:51:52 PM EDT

[#41]

Any gf it's "cock" or "dick". Generally "cock". No needto dance around namez.

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:54:15 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
I just call it a "wang".

I do know at least one woman here who has met a real live "cock-zilla"...........she tells me it was "spectacular"........

It's was "Magnum" condoms for him and nothing less.

Just sayin'.

Ms. K, I can guess who.

Posted: 7/4/2012 10:59:05 PM EDT

[#43]

The Big "D"

The "D" is for disappointment

Posted: 7/4/2012 11:04:01 PM EDT

[#44]

Spleen Kebab

...yeah I have nothing.

Posted: 7/4/2012 11:14:14 PM EDT

[#45]

No name for it specifically, she just calls me tripod.

Posted: 7/4/2012 11:14:58 PM EDT

[#46]

Hedwig.

Posted: 7/4/2012 11:16:22 PM EDT

[#47]

When it's limp, she calls it Grog.

Posted: 7/4/2012 11:25:36 PM EDT

[#48]

Gigantor.

Posted: 7/4/2012 11:27:27 PM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I just call it a "wang".

I do know at least one woman here who has met a real live "cock-zilla"...........she tells me it was "spectacular"........

It's was "Magnum" condoms for him and nothing less.

Just sayin'.

Ms. K, I can guess who.

yeppers!!!

Posted: 7/4/2012 11:28:09 PM EDT

[#50]

Master and Commander, like the movie.

Chris

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Does your wife have a name for your "male equipment"? (Page 1 of 3)

General » General Discussion

Warning

Confirm Action

About AR15.COM

Stay Connected

Newsletter

Contact Us