Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
PSA
Member Login

Arrow Left Previous Page
Page / 3
Posted: 7/4/2012 9:16:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/4/2012 9:17:23 PM EDT by Grog]
This afternoon while in the process of getting freaky she referred to it as "Little Fellow"

She said she meant in relation to the rest of me, I said that since it's a little fellow then she would not mind me SIIHPAPP



For the rest of the day (with all of her family here) I have tried to work the term "little fellow" into any conversation, including tell her to be quiet while our ten month old was sleep because "I don't want the little fellow to be aroused"  
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:17:57 PM EDT
She calls it "put that thing away".
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:21:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/4/2012 9:21:36 PM EDT by LORD-eX-Bu]
Not married but my women call it little (insert my name)
 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:22:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By JA_Magnum:
She calls it "put that thing away".


Yes indeed!
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:23:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/4/2012 9:46:40 PM EDT by w15ly]
"eww", "nunh uh", "yuk", and "not tonight"
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:23:11 PM EDT
She refers to "it" as "him".
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:23:30 PM EDT
NOT IN MY ASS!!! is what I hear itcalled alot these days..
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:25:12 PM EDT
Ironically,  both of my ex wives called it the same thing.

Moby.

Also, though they were 9 years apart in age, both of them also picked the same exact song to be "our" song.

I didn't have the heart to tell the second one that the first one and I had that song because we actually went to the concert when that band was touring to promote it.

The second one also called it the totem pole, and the Chief, and at times called oral sex "smoking the peace pipe."
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:25:29 PM EDT
She calls it the "kidney puncher" or her "joy stick".
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:26:58 PM EDT
She calls it Mr. John Holmes.  Whose he?
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:28:06 PM EDT
"Garfield"
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:29:11 PM EDT



Originally Posted By BrowardMason:


She calls it the "kidney puncher" or her "joy stick".




Alert. Alert. Stall. Alert. Alert. Stall.



 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:30:36 PM EDT
mmm, mmm, mmmmmm!
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:35:06 PM EDT


Schlongo
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:36:16 PM EDT
Jonas.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:36:38 PM EDT
doesnt have a set name but i call getting head Morse code.

Long short..... long long short....
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:36:46 PM EDT
It was called "sparky" by my ex.

Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:54:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Dejavu:
NOT IN MY ASS!!! is what I hear itcalled alot these days..


this^. just a few months ago, thats where she always wanted it. guess I did it wrong once
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:00:08 PM EDT
"She touched my peppey Steve"
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:02:44 PM EDT
Cock.



She calls it cock.



As in... "your hard cock".



Cock. That's what she calls it.



Cock.




 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:03:13 PM EDT



Originally Posted By JohnJGlanton:


Cock.



She calls it cock.



As in... "your hard cock".



Cock. That's what she calls it.



Cock.



 


Cock?





 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:04:58 PM EDT



Originally Posted By ElectricSheep556:





Originally Posted By JohnJGlanton:

Cock.



She calls it cock.



As in... "your hard cock".



Cock. That's what she calls it.



Cock.



 


Cock?



 
Cock.





 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:05:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mo98:
"She touched my peppey Steve"


Omg.....someone else who has seen "Multiplicity"???????!!!!!!!

Yessssssssss
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:06:25 PM EDT
Danny Aiello.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:07:45 PM EDT
No wife... but women usually call it "that's not 10 inches"

Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:08:01 PM EDT
It has been called "ouch" more than a couple times
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:08:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By JohnJGlanton:

Originally Posted By ElectricSheep556:

Originally Posted By JohnJGlanton:
Cock.

She calls it cock.

As in... "your hard cock".

Cock. That's what she calls it.

Cock.

 

Cock?

 
Cock.

 


I call it Cock too..
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:10:38 PM EDT
Pedro.






 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:10:46 PM EDT
She has never referred to it.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:10:55 PM EDT



Originally Posted By 2theLeft:



Originally Posted By JohnJGlanton:




Originally Posted By ElectricSheep556:




Originally Posted By JohnJGlanton:

Cock.



She calls it cock.



As in... "your hard cock".



Cock. That's what she calls it.



Cock.



 


Cock?



 
Cock.



 




I call it Cock too..


You call JohnJGlanton's male equipment "Cock"?



 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:12:31 PM EDT



Originally Posted By ElectricSheep556:





Originally Posted By 2theLeft:


Originally Posted By JohnJGlanton:




Originally Posted By ElectricSheep556:




Originally Posted By JohnJGlanton:

Cock.



She calls it cock.



As in... "your hard cock".



Cock. That's what she calls it.



Cock.



 


Cock?



 
Cock.



 




I call it Cock too..


You call JohnJGlanton's male equipment "Cock"?

 
If we were married she would.





 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:17:44 PM EDT
i refer to my SO's as Land Shark started mostly becuase we were both addicted to land shark beer at the time we started dating. I call it lots of other things too
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:20:34 PM EDT
I just call it a "wang".  

I do know at least one woman here who has met a real live "cock-zilla"...........she tells me it was "spectacular"........  

It's was "Magnum" condoms for him and nothing less.  

Just sayin'.  
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:25:57 PM EDT
curley.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:25:59 PM EDT
back in the day in AOL's glory days there was a saying on there that "all AOL guys had 10 inches, and that was folded in half".
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:36:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By JohnJGlanton:
If we were married she would.

 


I call it lots of things, but Cock is my favorite..  I've been known to use it as a light sabre to shoot things, and also demonstrate shift patterns..  
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:43:33 PM EDT
"THE ANGRY INCH!!!"











What........?
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:44:23 PM EDT
In all honesty... Maximus.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:47:17 PM EDT
Lil'est  Beavis
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:48:04 PM EDT



Originally Posted By 2theLeft:



Originally Posted By JohnJGlanton:

If we were married she would.



 




I call it lots of things, but Cock is my favorite..  I've been known to use it as a light sabre to shoot things, and also demonstrate shift patterns..  

I mostly use it for sex.



Although sometimes I use it as a conversational icebreaker, and occasionally for comedic relief.





 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:49:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/4/2012 10:50:36 PM EDT by WGPKlaus]
Women folk refer to it as "Ouch".

Edit:
did I really just reply to a thread about junk names??
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:51:52 PM EDT
Any gf it's "cock" or "dick". Generally "cock". No needto dance around namez.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:54:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ATLPeachGirl:
I just call it a "wang".  

I do know at least one woman here who has met a real live "cock-zilla"...........she tells me it was "spectacular"........  

It's was "Magnum" condoms for him and nothing less.  

Just sayin'.  


Ms. K, I can guess who.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:59:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/4/2012 11:00:22 PM EDT by bblake00]
The Big "D"


The "D" is for disappointment


Link Posted: 7/4/2012 11:04:01 PM EDT
Spleen Kebab

...yeah I have nothing.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 11:14:14 PM EDT
No name for it specifically, she just calls me tripod.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 11:14:58 PM EDT
Hedwig.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 11:16:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 11:25:36 PM EDT
Gigantor.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 11:27:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Razoreye:
Originally Posted By ATLPeachGirl:
I just call it a "wang".  

I do know at least one woman here who has met a real live "cock-zilla"...........she tells me it was "spectacular"........  

It's was "Magnum" condoms for him and nothing less.  

Just sayin'.  


Ms. K, I can guess who.
yeppers!!!  

Link Posted: 7/4/2012 11:28:09 PM EDT
Master and Commander, like the movie.

Chris
Arrow Left Previous Page
Page / 3
Top Top