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Posted: 6/17/2011 6:37:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/17/2011 6:39:42 AM EDT by SultanOfBrunei]
Grassius Clay (aka Mowhammad Ali)

Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:38:00 AM EDT
Yeah. Hustler.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:39:34 AM EDT
My bitch!!!!
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:39:47 AM EDT
Nope... The only things I've named are my cars and my dick
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:39:51 AM EDT
Yep.
















Start you piece of shit.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:41:40 AM EDT

BJ Betty is the 1772, Cleo is the 455 behind her.







Roxanne is the 1720, and Suzy is the 1000




Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:41:56 AM EDT
Jose, Jesus, or Manuel, depending on which one I hire at the time....
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:42:09 AM EDT
It never occurred to me to name it, but now I'll have to.  This weekend's lawn-mowing session, with the requisite sports bottle of Gin and Tonic, should provide inspiration!  
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:43:48 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Vaux:
It never occurred to me to name it, but now I'll have to.  This weekend's lawn-mowing session, with the requisite sports bottle of Gin and Tonic, should provide inspiration!  

Inspiration via perspiration. I like it.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:43:53 AM EDT
I have a push mower, and yes, I do indeed have a name.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:44:28 AM EDT
My mower has a first name, it's OSCAR,

My mower has a middle name, it's MAYER ........
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:46:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By grumpy-old-man:
My mower has a first name, it's OSCAR,

My mower has a middle name, it's MAYER ........


1st thing that went through my mind when I read the thread title...now I can't get it out of my head!
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:46:38 AM EDT
Not a photo of mine, but looks just like it.

Wife calls it the beast.

Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:49:55 AM EDT
"Fucker"

As in, START FUCKER!!!
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:51:18 AM EDT
Originally Posted By neilfj:
Originally Posted By grumpy-old-man:
My mower has a first name, it's OSCAR,

My mower has a middle name, it's MAYER ........


1st thing that went through my mind when I read the thread title...now I can't get it out of my head!


I've got the feeling that you won't be the only one.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:51:55 AM EDT
Originally Posted By grumpy-old-man:
Originally Posted By neilfj:
Originally Posted By grumpy-old-man:
My mower has a first name, it's OSCAR,

My mower has a middle name, it's MAYER ........


1st thing that went through my mind when I read the thread title...now I can't get it out of my head!


I've got the feeling that you won't be the only one.


Nope, I was thinking it too.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:53:35 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Prairie_Dog:
"Fucker"

As in, START FUCKER!!!


Mine must by the "mother" of yours. Her last name is "god damn it", aka "fuckin piece of shit".

Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:55:08 AM EDT
"Mowbacca" AKA Grasshopper 720K.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:57:36 AM EDT
Originally Posted By dex357:
Yep.


Start you piece of shit.


Close, mine is "Damned Piece of Shit"!  
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:57:45 AM EDT



Originally Posted By rob78:


Not a photo of mine, but looks just like it.



Wife calls it the beast.



http://i00.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/105734756/JOHN_DEERE_F725_FRONT_MOWER_TRACTOR_54.jpg


It's like an itty bitty combine!



 
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 6:58:24 AM EDT
My Bitch does a good job!!!

Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:02:00 AM EDT
Lazarus the Grudge Mower

It is an old John Deere pushmower that I can't seem to kill.  It burns oil.  It burns gas.  It burns the grass.  It has burned me a few times.  I store it out in the open in the rain.

It refuses to die, and I am too cheap to replace it until it does.  We have a hate-hate relationship.

Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:05:41 AM EDT
I've got to take a pic of my snapper.  '78 v model, '79 engine.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:16:06 AM EDT
25HP Husqvarna lawn tractor. Due to the orange color and it's reliability I call it my "POWER WAGON".
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:18:06 AM EDT
Originally Posted By jeepnstein:

Originally Posted By rob78:
Not a photo of mine, but looks just like it.

Wife calls it the beast.

http://i00.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/105734756/JOHN_DEERE_F725_FRONT_MOWER_TRACTOR_54.jpg

It's like an itty bitty combine!
 


lol.  Has damn near as many zirk fittings as a full size one.  

With it against the garage wall, I can just get my Jeep into the garage behind it.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:18:56 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/17/2011 7:19:32 AM EDT by Admiral_Crunch]
Um, Snapper.  











 
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:22:41 AM EDT
I picked it up at a garage sale a couple years ago and the previous owners already named it "Craftsman".
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:25:32 AM EDT
I like to call it: "Motherfucker doesn't start THIS time, it's getting a round through the engine and I call my friend's landscaping company, because FUCK this thing."
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:27:28 AM EDT



Originally Posted By klutz347:


I picked it up at a garage sale a couple years ago and the previous owners already named it "Craftsman".


His name is mine's name too. Don't start that song!!!



 
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:28:45 AM EDT
Well....yeah. I have to put something on the check.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:29:11 AM EDT
Originally Posted By klutz347:
I picked it up at a garage sale a couple years ago and the previous owners already named it "Craftsman".

A Kenmore? Cute.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:29:39 AM EDT
My ex-wife took my good mower.




Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:29:57 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ZeroZero:
I like to call it: "Motherfucker doesn't start THIS time, it's getting a round through the engine and I call my friend's landscaping company, because FUCK this thing."


500 Magnum vs Lawn Mower - Youtube.com
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:31:06 AM EDT
yea, I call mine "That piece of shit Craftsman"
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:33:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Prairie_Dog:
"Fucker"

As in, START FUCKER!!!


I just pour a little gas on the intake air filter every time I start up my piece of shit push mower.......(The primer bulb dry rotted)
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:35:16 AM EDT
My uncle has a tractor with a belly mower that he has been using for over 40 years.  

Every niece, nephew, and grandkid has had a lot of fun with it. When it wasn't mowing the kids would just have fun driving it around the farm.

I can remember as a kid from the city just driving around the farm and throwing firecrackers off of it.  Big fun for an 8 year old from the city, LOL.

It is affectionatly named "The Billy Goat"
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:37:03 AM EDT
First name: Start, last name: Motherfucker.

One of its pet names is: You worthless piece of fucking shit. I usually call it that as I'm giving it a hug with my boot.


Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:45:18 AM EDT
Originally Posted By SultanOfBrunei:
Originally Posted By ZeroZero:
I like to call it: "Motherfucker doesn't start THIS time, it's getting a round through the engine and I call my friend's landscaping company, because FUCK this thing."


500 Magnum vs Lawn Mower - Youtube.com


I'm going to take my laptop down to the garage and play this for my mower. "YOU SEE?!?! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO MOTHERFUCKING APPLIANCES AROUND HERE THAT DONT PULL THEIR WEIGHT. I DONT TAKE THIS SHIT FROM THE COFFEE MACHINE AND I'M SURE AS HELL NOT TAKING IT FROM YOU. YOU THINK I'M JOKING??" <rack the slide on my Sig> "IF YOU THINK I'M JOKING, MAKE YOUR PLAY BECAUSE IT'S MY TURN NEXT, SON."

Hopefully it will serve as a proper motivator because the waterboarding I tried last week didn't work too well.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:46:29 AM EDT
AHHHHH START MOTHER FUCKER, I HATE YOU, STUPID RUSTY PEICE OF SHIT!!!! Fuck it, I 'll mow tomorrow. Where is my beer?





I should buy a new lawnmower.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:46:47 AM EDT
This thread makes me wonder if Islamic Rage Boy sells and services lawn mowers when his branded outrage is not needed for demonstrations.

I admit that lawn mowers have brought out my inner rage on many occasions.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:47:22 AM EDT
There's a house in Eugene where the guy replaced his lawn with woodchips and the lawnmower is set up on a stone pedestal in the middle, slowly rusting away.

It's not the most beautiful yard, but I bet he gets knowing nods from most guys who drive by.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 7:53:50 AM EDT
Baaah!

Link Posted: 6/17/2011 8:05:34 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Cheesebeast:
Lazarus the Grudge Mower

It is an old John Deere pushmower that I can't seem to kill.  It burns oil.  It burns gas.  It burns the grass.  It has burned me a few times.  I store it out in the open in the rain.

It refuses to die, and I am too cheap to replace it until it does.  We have a hate-hate relationship.



I'm with stupid, here.  Except I call mine Frankenmower because I have morphed several mowers into this monstrosity of weekly torture.  Last repair was on the broken handle and I got so mad that I Mad Maxed that son of a bitch.  Bring on the apocalypse but my yard will still be well kept.
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 8:15:37 AM EDT
My GF calls it "your special ed go-cart", rear-engine rider.
I keep threatening to swap chores with her.

Kharn
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 8:20:08 AM EDT
Old mower..

The Anti-Christ.

1993 something 22hp from Country General.  Thing was horrible after a while, finally it threw a rod and died after many years.  Usually mowed for 2 hours for every .5 hour of maintenance near the end.

The new Craftsman has been pretty faithful.  It doesn't get names yet.  
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 8:21:24 AM EDT
Khmer Verde - commiting grass atrocities
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 8:25:01 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/17/2011 8:25:55 AM EDT by hawzwood]




Originally Posted By California_Kid:

My ex-wife took my good mower.





Better a good mower than a good lower.



Link Posted: 6/17/2011 8:35:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Prairie_Dog:
"Fucker"

As in, START FUCKER!!!


Mine answers to "you raging piece of shit!!!!""
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 8:37:52 AM EDT
Of course.  John.  Though, being a man of manners, I refer to him as "Mr. Williams."
Link Posted: 6/17/2011 8:49:43 AM EDT
"The Dinosaur" it is a 1978 vintage Snapper Hi-Vac that starts on the first or second pull. I've had neighbors ask if they could mow part of my yard with it just so they could run it.




Link Posted: 6/17/2011 8:51:14 AM EDT
Originally Posted By California_Kid:
My ex-wife took my good mower.




What was his name.

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