Does your lawn mower have a name?

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Posted: 6/17/2011 6:37:14 AM EDT

Grassius Clay (aka Mowhammad Ali)

Posted: 6/17/2011 6:38:00 AM EDT

[#1]

Yeah. Hustler.

Posted: 6/17/2011 6:39:34 AM EDT

[#2]

My bitch!!!!

Posted: 6/17/2011 6:39:47 AM EDT

[#3]

Nope... The only things I've named are my cars and my dick

Posted: 6/17/2011 6:39:51 AM EDT

[#4]

Yep.

Start you piece of shit.

Posted: 6/17/2011 6:41:40 AM EDT

[#5]

BJ Betty is the 1772, Cleo is the 455 behind her.

Roxanne is the 1720, and Suzy is the 1000

Posted: 6/17/2011 6:41:56 AM EDT

[#6]

Jose, Jesus, or Manuel, depending on which one I hire at the time....

Posted: 6/17/2011 6:42:09 AM EDT

[#7]

It never occurred to me to name it, but now I'll have to. This weekend's lawn-mowing session, with the requisite sports bottle of Gin and Tonic, should provide inspiration!

Posted: 6/17/2011 6:43:48 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
It never occurred to me to name it, but now I'll have to. This weekend's lawn-mowing session, with the requisite sports bottle of Gin and Tonic, should provide inspiration!

Inspiration via perspiration. I like it.

Posted: 6/17/2011 6:43:53 AM EDT

[#9]

I have a push mower, and yes, I do indeed have a name.

Posted: 6/17/2011 6:44:28 AM EDT

[#10]

My mower has a first name, it's OSCAR,

My mower has a middle name, it's MAYER ........

Posted: 6/17/2011 6:46:20 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
My mower has a first name, it's OSCAR,

My mower has a middle name, it's MAYER ........

1st thing that went through my mind when I read the thread title...now I can't get it out of my head!

Posted: 6/17/2011 6:46:38 AM EDT

[#12]

Not a photo of mine, but looks just like it.

Wife calls it the beast.

Posted: 6/17/2011 6:49:55 AM EDT

[#13]

"Fucker"

As in, START FUCKER!!!

Posted: 6/17/2011 6:51:18 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
My mower has a first name, it's OSCAR,

My mower has a middle name, it's MAYER ........

1st thing that went through my mind when I read the thread title...now I can't get it out of my head!

I've got the feeling that you won't be the only one.

Posted: 6/17/2011 6:51:55 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
My mower has a first name, it's OSCAR,

My mower has a middle name, it's MAYER ........

1st thing that went through my mind when I read the thread title...now I can't get it out of my head!

I've got the feeling that you won't be the only one.

Nope, I was thinking it too.

Posted: 6/17/2011 6:53:35 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
"Fucker"

As in, START FUCKER!!!

Mine must by the "mother" of yours.

Her last name is "god damn it", aka "fuckin piece of shit".

Posted: 6/17/2011 6:55:08 AM EDT

[#17]

"Mowbacca" AKA Grasshopper 720K.

Posted: 6/17/2011 6:57:36 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Yep.

Start you piece of shit.

Close, mine is "Damned Piece of Shit"!

Posted: 6/17/2011 6:57:45 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Not a photo of mine, but looks just like it.

Wife calls it the beast.

http://i00.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/105734756/JOHN_DEERE_F725_FRONT_MOWER_TRACTOR_54.jpg

It's like an itty bitty combine!

Posted: 6/17/2011 6:58:24 AM EDT

[#20]

My Bitch does a good job!!!

Posted: 6/17/2011 7:02:00 AM EDT

[#21]

Lazarus the Grudge Mower

It is an old John Deere pushmower that I can't seem to kill. It burns oil. It burns gas. It burns the grass. It has burned me a few times. I store it out in the open in the rain.

It refuses to die, and I am too cheap to replace it until it does. We have a hate-hate relationship.

Posted: 6/17/2011 7:05:41 AM EDT

[#22]

I've got to take a pic of my snapper. '78 v model, '79 engine.

Posted: 6/17/2011 7:16:06 AM EDT

[#23]

25HP Husqvarna lawn tractor. Due to the orange color and it's reliability I call it my "POWER WAGON".

Posted: 6/17/2011 7:18:06 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Not a photo of mine, but looks just like it.

Wife calls it the beast.

http://i00.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/105734756/JOHN_DEERE_F725_FRONT_MOWER_TRACTOR_54.jpg

It's like an itty bitty combine!

lol. Has damn near as many zirk fittings as a full size one.

With it against the garage wall, I can just get my Jeep into the garage behind it.

Posted: 6/17/2011 7:18:56 AM EDT

[#25]

Um, Snapper.

Posted: 6/17/2011 7:22:41 AM EDT

[#26]

I picked it up at a garage sale a couple years ago and the previous owners already named it "Craftsman".

Posted: 6/17/2011 7:25:32 AM EDT

[#27]

I like to call it: "Motherfucker doesn't start THIS time, it's getting a round through the engine and I call my friend's landscaping company, because FUCK this thing."

Posted: 6/17/2011 7:27:28 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

I picked it up at a garage sale a couple years ago and the previous owners already named it "Craftsman".

His name is mine's name too. Don't start that song!!!

Posted: 6/17/2011 7:28:45 AM EDT

[#29]

Well....yeah. I have to put something on the check.

Posted: 6/17/2011 7:29:11 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
I picked it up at a garage sale a couple years ago and the previous owners already named it "Craftsman".

A Kenmore? Cute.

Posted: 6/17/2011 7:29:39 AM EDT

[#31]

My ex-wife took my good mower.

Posted: 6/17/2011 7:29:57 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
I like to call it: "Motherfucker doesn't start THIS time, it's getting a round through the engine and I call my friend's landscaping company, because FUCK this thing."

500 Magnum vs Lawn Mower - Youtube.com

Posted: 6/17/2011 7:31:06 AM EDT

[#33]

yea, I call mine "That piece of shit Craftsman"

Posted: 6/17/2011 7:33:12 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
"Fucker"

As in, START FUCKER!!!

I just pour a little gas on the intake air filter every time I start up my piece of shit push mower.......(The primer bulb dry rotted)

Posted: 6/17/2011 7:35:16 AM EDT

[#35]

My uncle has a tractor with a belly mower that he has been using for over 40 years.

Every niece, nephew, and grandkid has had a lot of fun with it. When it wasn't mowing the kids would just have fun driving it around the farm.

I can remember as a kid from the city just driving around the farm and throwing firecrackers off of it. Big fun for an 8 year old from the city, LOL.

It is affectionatly named "The Billy Goat"

Posted: 6/17/2011 7:37:03 AM EDT

[#36]

First name: Start, last name: Motherfucker.

One of its pet names is: You worthless piece of fucking shit. I usually call it that as I'm giving it a hug with my boot.

Posted: 6/17/2011 7:45:18 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I like to call it: "Motherfucker doesn't start THIS time, it's getting a round through the engine and I call my friend's landscaping company, because FUCK this thing."

500 Magnum vs Lawn Mower - Youtube.com

I'm going to take my laptop down to the garage and play this for my mower. "YOU SEE?!?! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO MOTHERFUCKING APPLIANCES AROUND HERE THAT DONT PULL THEIR WEIGHT. I DONT TAKE THIS SHIT FROM THE COFFEE MACHINE AND I'M SURE AS HELL NOT TAKING IT FROM YOU. YOU THINK I'M JOKING??" <rack the slide on my Sig> "IF YOU THINK I'M JOKING, MAKE YOUR PLAY BECAUSE IT'S MY TURN NEXT, SON."

Hopefully it will serve as a proper motivator because the waterboarding I tried last week didn't work too well.

Posted: 6/17/2011 7:46:29 AM EDT

[#38]

AHHHHH START MOTHER FUCKER, I HATE YOU, STUPID RUSTY PEICE OF SHIT!!!! Fuck it, I 'll mow tomorrow. Where is my beer?

I should buy a new lawnmower.

Posted: 6/17/2011 7:46:47 AM EDT

[#39]

This thread makes me wonder if Islamic Rage Boy sells and services lawn mowers when his branded outrage is not needed for demonstrations.

I admit that lawn mowers have brought out my inner rage on many occasions.

Posted: 6/17/2011 7:47:22 AM EDT

[#40]

There's a house in Eugene where the guy replaced his lawn with woodchips and the lawnmower is set up on a stone pedestal in the middle, slowly rusting away.

It's not the most beautiful yard, but I bet he gets knowing nods from most guys who drive by.

Posted: 6/17/2011 7:53:50 AM EDT

[#41]

Baaah!

Posted: 6/17/2011 8:05:34 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
Lazarus the Grudge Mower

It is an old John Deere pushmower that I can't seem to kill. It burns oil. It burns gas. It burns the grass. It has burned me a few times. I store it out in the open in the rain.

It refuses to die, and I am too cheap to replace it until it does. We have a hate-hate relationship.

I'm with stupid, here. Except I call mine Frankenmower because I have morphed several mowers into this monstrosity of weekly torture. Last repair was on the broken handle and I got so mad that I Mad Maxed that son of a bitch. Bring on the apocalypse but my yard will still be well kept.

Posted: 6/17/2011 8:15:37 AM EDT

[#43]

My GF calls it "your special ed go-cart", rear-engine rider.
I keep threatening to swap chores with her.

Kharn

Posted: 6/17/2011 8:20:08 AM EDT

[#44]

Old mower..

The Anti-Christ.

1993 something 22hp from Country General. Thing was horrible after a while, finally it threw a rod and died after many years. Usually mowed for 2 hours for every .5 hour of maintenance near the end.

The new Craftsman has been pretty faithful. It doesn't get names yet.

Posted: 6/17/2011 8:21:24 AM EDT

[#45]

Khmer Verde - commiting grass atrocities

Posted: 6/17/2011 8:25:01 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:

My ex-wife took my good mower.

Better a good mower than a good lower.

Posted: 6/17/2011 8:35:03 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
"Fucker"

As in, START FUCKER!!!

Mine answers to "you raging piece of shit!!!!""

Posted: 6/17/2011 8:37:52 AM EDT

[#48]

Of course. John. Though, being a man of manners, I refer to him as "Mr. Williams."

Posted: 6/17/2011 8:49:43 AM EDT

[#49]

"The Dinosaur" it is a 1978 vintage Snapper Hi-Vac that starts on the first or second pull. I've had neighbors ask if they could mow part of my yard with it just so they could run it.

Posted: 6/17/2011 8:51:14 AM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:
My ex-wife took my good mower.

What was his name.

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