best TV show drinking game had to be Hawaii Five-O
Anyone says "McGarrett" -- 1 drink
McGarrett says "McGarrett" -- 2 drinks
McGarrett runs down the steps of Iolani Palace to his car -- 1 drink
McGarrett answers the phone by saying "McGarrett" -- 1 drink (in addition to that specified by the basic rules)
Any Five-O member answers the phone or radio "Yes, Steve" without having been told it's McGarrett on the other end -- entire beverage
Any reference to Kono's weight -- 1 drink
Kono's weight is quantified -- 2 drinks
Any member of Five-O, other than McGarrett, calls Danny "Danno" -- 2 drinks
Any two Five-O team members laugh together -- 1 drink
Any three Five-O team members laugh together -- 2 drinks
Any four Five-O team members laugh together -- entire beverage
Danno smokes a cigarette -- entire beverage
McGarrett is on the mainland for a trial and phones home -- 1 drink per scene
McGarrett gets blinded -- entire beverage
"Governor" or "Attorney General" is given a name -- entire beverage
A construction site -- 1 drink per scene
Any mention of "Sea Life Park" -- 1 drink
Any member(s) of Five-O leave(s) Oahu to investigate a case on another island -- 1 drink per team member (drink as plane touches down)
Any appearance of the Byodo-In temple -- 2 drinks per scene
A foot chase -- 1 drink
A car chase -- 2 drinks
A shoot-out -- 1 drink
A hand-to-hand fight -- 2 drinks
Somebody tries to kill McGarrett in a gruesome way -- entire beverage
A bullhorn -- 1 drink
McGarrett's transparent blackboard -- 1 drink
A reel-to-reel tape recorder -- 1 drink
A computer -- 2 drinks
"Book 'im" -- 1 drink
"Book 'im, Danno" -- 2 drinks
"Book 'im, Danno (specifies charges)" -- 3 drinks
Someone other than Danno is to do the booking -- entire beverage
"Aloha" -- 1 drink
"Mahalo" -- 1 drink
Any other Hawaiian word -- 2 drinks
Entire sentence or conversation spoken in Hawaiian -- entire beverage
A luau -- 1 drink
A hula -- 1 drink
Surfing -- 2 drinks
Somebody sings "Ain't no big thing, bruddah" -- 1 drink
Somebody SAYS "Ain't no big thing, bruddah" -- entire beverage
AFFIRMATIVES (said by Five-O team member to McGarrett):
"Right" -- 1 drink
"On it" or "I'm on it" -- 1 drink
"Check" -- 2 drinks
"Done" or "Consider it done" -- 2 drinks
"OK" -- 2 drinks
Any other brief affirmative -- 3 drinks
Any of the above followed by "Boss" -- 1 additional drink
FOR ISLANDERS ONLY:
A street address (or cross street location) is given -- 1 drink
That street doesn't really exist -- 1 additional drink
A cross street location is given, but the two streets do not really intersect, or do not really exist -- 1 additional drink
Local island personality appears as him/herself -- 2 drinks
CREDITS AND TITLES:
"The Wave" -- 1 drink
Your local station cuts out the "Wave" -- entire beverage
"Al Harrington as Ben" -- 2 drinks
Al Harrington appears as someone other than Ben -- 1 drink per spoken line
"Herman Wedemeyer as Duke" in opening credits -- 3 drinks
Herman Wedemeyer appears as someone other than Duke -- 1 drink per spoken line
Episode title is exactly one word -- 1 drink
Episode title is a complete sentence -- 2 drinks
Episode title contains punctuation -- 2 drinks
Episode title is phrased in the form of a question -- entire beverage
The episode title is used in dialog -- entire beverage
The series title is listed as "McGarrett" -- entire beverage
"To Be Continued" -- entire beverage
A shot from the main title sequence appears within an episode -- entire beverage
Any member of Five-O shoots at an unarmed person -- 1 drink
Five-O refrains from shooting an unarmed person because "We need him alive" -- entire beverage
Any member of Five-O loses someone they're tailing -- 1 drink
McGarrett gets P.O.'ed at a Five-O team member for screwing up -- 1 drink
McGarrett gets so P.O.'ed that he slams something down onto his desk -- 2 drinks
Five-O accused of corruption -- 2 drinks (as accusation is made)
Any reference to Vietnam -- 1 drink
A caucasian actor appears as an Asian character -- 1 drink per scene
Episode is from 12th season -- switch off TV and keep drinking
ETA: ALTERNATE Hawaii Five-O drinking game:
TERMS OF ENDEARMENT
Anyone at Five-O calls anyone else "bruddah:" SIP.
McGarrett calls his assistants "gentlemen:" SIP.
McGarrett refers to his secretary Jennie by name: SIP.
McGarrett calls the Governor "Sir:" SIP.
McGarrett calls Danny Williams "Dan-O:" CHUG.
Anyone says "aloha:" SIP.
Anyone says "mahalo:" CHUG.
McGarrett hangs up on someone without saying "goodbye:" SIP.
The number of Five-O people standing around listening in McGarrett's office exceeds three: SIP.
McGarrett brings a chalk board, easel, or poster board into his office to help unravel the crime: CHUG.
Anyone asks to be "patched through" to anyone else: SIP.
McGarrett asks to be "patched through" to anyone else: CHUG.
Five-O conducts an illegal search: SIP.
Five-O detains anyone illegally: SIP.
Five-O questions anyone without notifying them of their Miranda rights: SIP.
McGarrett tells anyone he's "just a cop; not the judge and jury:" CHUG.
ELEMENTS OF STYLE
McGarrett wears a suit with lapels more than four inches wide: SIP.
McGarrett wears a tie with a knot more than two inches across: SIP.
Anyone from Five-O wears a loud Hawiian shirt: SIP.
Any woman wears a mumu: SIP.
McGarrett wears a leisure suit. CHUG.
McGarrett arrives at the scene of the crime, asks Danny or Chin Ho, "What have you got?": SIP.
Chin Ho puts his pipe in his mouth: SIP.
McGarrett goes to the Governor's office: SIP.
McGarrett goes to Che Fong's lab: SIP.
Someone from Five-O tails a suspect unnoticed from a discrete distance of one car-length: CHUG.
Someone from Five-O keeps a suspect under surveilance unnoticed by sitting ten feet away reading a newspaper: CHUG.
The sound of squealing tires is dubbed in for a car driving on the beach: CHUG.
MCGARRETT'S PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE
McGarrett mocks a feminist woman: SIP.
McGarrett mocks a feminist woman and later tries to score with her: CHUG.
McGarrett lectures on the dangers of a free press: CHUG.
McGarrett lectures about drugs: CHUG.
Anyone offers McGarrett a drink and he says "I don't use alcohol:" CHUG.
Anyone disagrees McGarrett and then gets the smug treatment later when McGarrett turns out to be right: CHUG.
McGarrett arrests some nobody who's technically broken some law but clearly isn't a criminal- type, and says, "I don't make deals:" CHUG.
CRIME ON THE ISLANDS
Anyone dies by falling/being thrown off a cliff into the ocean: SIP.
The villain is a Mafiosa: SIP.
The villain is an amateur who is in it for the thrills and gets lectured about morality by McGarrett after being apprehended: CHUG.
The villain is Wo Fat [Khigh Dheigh]: SIP.
The villain is L. A. Filer [Hume Cronyn]: CHUG.
The guest star was unknown but became a popular film, television, or recording star in the 1980's or 1990's: SIP.
The guest star was a film, television, or recording star from the 1950's or 1960s on the skids: CHUG.
The guest star is William Shatner, Paul Williams, or Helen Hayes: CHUG.
Any guest star gets to sing: CHUG.
Daddy Rich Alexander V. Cheever, stars as himself. PAY FOR NEXT ROUND
Alexander V. Cheever does the Humpty Dance. DO THE SAME
Someone from Five-O saves someone about to fall/ be thrown off a cliff into the ocean, at the last possible minute: SIP.
McGarrett himself shoots/captures the villain at the end of the episode: SIP.
McGarrett helps a woman back to his car with his arm around her waist at the end of the episode: CHUG.
McGarrett says "Book 'em:" SIP.
McGarrett says "Book 'em" and specifies the charges: CHUG.
McGarrett gives steely-jawed grin as lock of hair falls across his squinty eyes: CHUG.