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Posted: 6/14/2002 4:01:35 PM EDT
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When you go into a public restroom with multiple urinals, have you ever noticed one of them is much lower than the rest? That's the Texan urinal. You can apply, if qualified, for "Honorary Texan" status here: [url]www.wunhunglow.com[/url]
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Posted: 6/14/2002 4:01:38 PM EDT
[#2]
Move.
Now I'll be back later. We Dallas Texans are going to dinner together. |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 4:19:40 PM EDT
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Don't forget where GWB comes from! [:D]
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Posted: 6/14/2002 4:22:31 PM EDT
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Quoted: Don't forget where [red]GWB[/red] comes from! [:D] Gay White Boys?? ...says the man from Arizona [:D] |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 4:25:04 PM EDT
[#5]
Does This Board Show Bias To Texans?
"...shoot, boy, why would ask a question like that...?" |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 4:27:40 PM EDT
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Quoted: Seems like there are a lot of Texans on this board. I think the Texans get special favors like Mod status, more threads tacked up than people from other states. Why is Texas so special? Aren't there any gay/liberal/jerkoffs in Texas? Is there any way to become an Honorary Texan? [:D] Please any of you Texans out there list what us out-of-staters have to accomplish to become proud Honorary Texans. To Texas[beer] Well of course we get preferential treatment, man. We are better than everyone else.[beer] Hell, in Texas, we have: -[flame]FLAMIER[flame] gays[sex] -[argue]BLEEDIER-HEARTED[argue] liberals[smoke] and -[pissed]WANKIER[pissed] jerkoffs![stick] |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 4:30:29 PM EDT
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I don't think there is any bias towards Texans here.
Now if DonR tells me I can't wear my hat in here unless it's a cowboy hat, then you'll know there's a bias! Note: When in Texas, only wear cowboy hats! You'll suffer less. [:D] |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 4:32:38 PM EDT
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Quoted: I don't think there is any bias towards Texans here. Now if DonR tells me I can't wear my hat in here unless it's a cowboy hat, then you'll know there's a bias! Note: When in Texas, only wear cowboy hats! You'll suffer less. [:D] Exactly! Remember the blonde at the Lodge? [;)] |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 4:35:09 PM EDT
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Sure. You can be born practically anywhere in the world and become a U.S. citizen. But....you have to be born in TEXAS to be a TEXAN. You can always tell a TEXAN, you just can't tell him much!
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Posted: 6/14/2002 4:36:24 PM EDT
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Quoted: Exactly! Remember the blonde at the Lodge? [;)] Ahem............NO! [;)] |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 4:51:09 PM EDT
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Quoted: When you go into a public restroom with multiple urinals, have you ever noticed one of them is much lower than the rest? That's the Texan urinal. You can apply, if qualified, for "Honorary Texan" status here: [url]www.wunhunglow.com[/url] Beekeeper, that reminds me of a joke: Two men were driving across the country, and found themselves with painfully full bladders in the middle of the night. No gas station, no restaurant, no restroom in sight. . . They decided that it would be safe, and also kinda fun, to stop in the middle of a high suspension bridge, and to relieve themselves off the side. . . One man, the passenger, made an attempt to impress his driving partner with a long endowment when he said, "Man alive, that water way down there sure is cold!" His partner gazed at the water below, and replied, "Yep, and deep too." |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 4:59:51 PM EDT
[#12]
IMHO, LMAO, musta been Texans, eh? [;)]
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Posted: 6/14/2002 5:03:42 PM EDT
[#13]
LOL,
Yeah, if I were smarter, then I would have included that. . . |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 5:13:25 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted: When you go into a public restroom with multiple urinals, have you ever noticed one of them is much lower than the rest? That's the Texan urinal. You can apply, if qualified, for "Honorary Texan" status here: [url]www.wunhunglow.com[/url] Really? I thought that one was reserved for little people and the handicapped. Are you implying Texans are short and feeble? |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 5:16:51 PM EDT
[#15]
[b][red][size=5]
STEERS & QUEERS [/b][/red][/size=5] [;)] Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 5:22:06 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: When you go into a public restroom with multiple urinals, have you ever noticed one of them is much lower than the rest? That's the Texan urinal. You can apply, if qualified, for "Honorary Texan" status here: [url]www.wunhunglow.com[/url] Really? I thought that one was reserved for little people and the handicapped. Are you implying Texans are short and feeble? I know you're from California, but I'll leave it up to you to figure out what I meant. Mmmkay? [;)] P.S.--I've got a feeling the Texans can figure it out. [:D] |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 5:22:31 PM EDT
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Did you hear about the Texan who died and was so freaking big they couldn't find a coffin big enough to bury him in?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . So they gave him an enima and buried him in a shoe box [:D][:D] Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 5:23:25 PM EDT
[#18]
Texan. I guess it just sounds better than Illinoisan, or Minnesotan, or Wisconsinite.[:)]
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Posted: 6/14/2002 5:36:28 PM EDT
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Why is Texas soooo big you might ask......because we want it that way! Thats why! [rolleyes]
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Posted: 6/14/2002 5:38:40 PM EDT
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Quoted: Don't forget where GWB comes from! [:D] New Haven CT. [^] Now... explain Molly Ivins [}:D] |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 5:42:26 PM EDT
[#21]
Don't mess with Old Virginia.
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Posted: 6/14/2002 6:09:45 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: When you go into a public restroom with multiple urinals, have you ever noticed one of them is much lower than the rest? That's the Texan urinal. You can apply, if qualified, for "Honorary Texan" status here: [url]www.wunhunglow.com[/url] Really? I thought that one was reserved for little people and the handicapped. Are you implying Texans are short and feeble? I know you're from California, but I'll leave it up to you to figure out what I meant. Mmmkay? [;)] P.S.--I've got a feeling the Texans can figure it out. [:D] I get it. Like the two guys standing on the bridge to take a leak. And the one guy says, "Damn! That river is running fast." And the other guy says, "Yep, and it's a might cold too." I think I got that joke right. But being a Californian, I may have screwed it up. |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 6:13:24 PM EDT
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Since sgtar15 beat me to the "steers & queers" thing...
Little Jewish guy from New York goes down to Texas for business. It's his first time there, and all he hears is how everything's bigger in Texas. So he goes to the hotes bar and orders a steak. The thing is bigger than his plate, and he can't even finish it. The waitress says, "Well, everything's bigger in Texas!" Then he goes to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives him this huge glass, so big he can barely lift it. He thinks, man, everything really is bigger in Texas. On his way back to his room after a couple of those big drinks, he gets a little turned around and falls into the hotel pool. Passersby came to his rescue after they heard him screaming "DON'T FLUSH! DON'T FLUSH!" |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 6:13:43 PM EDT
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Mattja, [:D]
Hey, BTW, how many Californians under 30 can spell "Californianian?" [BD] |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 6:23:28 PM EDT
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We Texans are the proud creators of "Rodeo Sex". This is done by coupling with your wife or S/O doggie style, and leaning over and whispering another woman's name in her ear. After that, try to stay on for 8 seconds, then jump off and throw your hat in the air! [sex]
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Posted: 6/14/2002 6:28:51 PM EDT
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Quoted: We Texans are the proud creators of "Rodeo Sex". This is done by coupling with your wife or S/O doggie style, and leaning over and whispering another woman's name in her ear. After that, try to stay on for 8 seconds, then jump off and throw your hat in the air! [sex] Git along little dogie style! |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 6:56:05 PM EDT
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Quoted: Mattja, [:D] Hey, BTW, how many Californians under 30 can spell "Californianian?" [BD] Yeah, well, being of Germanic ancestry sometimes you have to spell things out for me: "Ja, joke? Ja, I get it!" he he All's I knows is we used to have the bestest skools in the nation until the late 60's. Wanna guess why? Now's we say things like "There's a strom in Chic-ago". |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 7:00:57 PM EDT
[#28]
How's the BBQ in Texas?
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Posted: 6/14/2002 7:06:50 PM EDT
[#29]
Isn't that the way its supposed to be?
Lebrew |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 7:18:48 PM EDT
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Quoted: Yeah, well, being of Germanic ancestry sometimes you have to spell things out for me: "Ja, joke? Ja, I get it!" he he All's I knows is we used to have the bestest skools in the nation until the late 60's. Wanna guess why? [i]Ja?[/i] You vill enjoy ze joke! You vill loff! LOL I was born in 1959, so I know [b]exactly[/b] what you mean. You might check out my last name in my Profile. [;)] |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 7:55:18 PM EDT
[#31]
Hey, I grew up in Pennsylvania, but I just fit right in here. I don't think there's bias toward Texans, we're just a little tighter of a crew than those from other places. I mean, my wife and I just got back from dinner with ten other AR15.Com'ers from the DFW area, and we talked about the last DFW area shoot, the Market Hall gunshow we're all going to tomorrow and the next DFW shoot we're putting together.
If you're not from here and you'd like to get in on the action, I suggest getting to know the folks around you and getting together with them regularly. You never know when you'll need a heavily armed group of good folks local to you. |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 8:00:36 PM EDT
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Quoted: Hey, I grew up in Pennsylvania, but I just fit right in here. I don't think there's bias toward Texans, we're just a little tighter of a crew than those from other places. I mean, my wife and I just got back from dinner with ten other AR15.Com'ers from the DFW area, and we talked about the last DFW area shoot, the Market Hall gunshow we're all going to tomorrow and the next DFW shoot we're putting together. If you're not from here and you'd like to get in on the action, I suggest getting to know the folks around you and getting together with them regularly. You never know when you'll need a heavily armed group of good folks local to you. Very well said. The Texas network for SHTF. My wife really enjoyed talking with your wife and mojo's and Arock's wife. They made her fell very welcome. Where else in America do you hear about such hospitality as you do in Texas? Nowhere. |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 8:04:19 PM EDT
[#33]
Who cares?
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Posted: 6/14/2002 8:12:24 PM EDT
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Quoted: [b][red][size=5] STEERS & QUEERS [/b][/red][/size=5] [;)] Sgtar15 Jealous? |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 8:21:40 PM EDT
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Quoted: Hey, I grew up in Pennsylvania, but I just fit right in here. I thought you just liked the Mexican women!! [;)] BTW, your wife's presence is firmly, but respectfully, requested at the next BRC!! [:D] |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 8:37:22 PM EDT
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[img]http://www.wilsoninfo.com/anicow1.GIF[/img]
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Posted: 6/14/2002 11:14:40 PM EDT
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An Indian, a Muslim and a Texan get into an elevator.
On the way up, the Indian shakes his head and sadly says, "Once we were many, now we are few." After a reflective moment, the Muslim boasts, "Once we were few, now we are many." The Texan turns and says, "That's because we haven't played Cowboys and Muslims yet....." |
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Posted: 6/14/2002 11:26:12 PM EDT
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Quoted: How's the BBQ in Texas? GREAT! |
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Posted: 6/15/2002 12:03:20 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted: Quoted: Seems like there are a lot of Texans on this board. I think the Texans get special favors like Mod status, more threads tacked up than people from other states. Why is Texas so special? Aren't there any gay/liberal/jerkoffs in Texas? Is there any way to become an Honorary Texan? [:D] Please any of you Texans out there list what us out-of-staters have to accomplish to become proud Honorary Texans. To Texas[beer] Well of course we get preferential treatment, man. We are better than everyone else.[beer] Hell, in Texas, we have: -[flame]FLAMIER[flame] gays[sex] -[argue]BLEEDIER-HEARTED[argue] liberals[smoke] and -[pissed]WANKIER[pissed] jerkoffs![stick] i think i would have to agree |
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Posted: 6/15/2002 1:43:41 AM EDT
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Quoted: An Indian, a Muslim and a Texan get into an elevator. On the way up, the Indian shakes his head and sadly says, "Once we were many, now we are few." After a reflective moment, the Muslim boasts, "Once we were few, now we are many." The Texan turns and says, "That's because we haven't played Cowboys and Muslims yet....." [:D] |
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Posted: 6/15/2002 5:30:50 AM EDT
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Look the other way Sweep.
[:D] |
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Posted: 6/15/2002 5:36:03 AM EDT
[#42]
All I can say about this is....
[size=5]YeeeeeeeeHaaaaaawwwww![/size=5] Eric The(That's'Wow'ForYouCitySlickers)Hun[>]:)] |
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Posted: 6/15/2002 5:50:28 AM EDT
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A lot of my brothers and sisters are stuck on the end of those damn cow horn's Texan's have
on their cars. I doesn't feel good I tell ya. |
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Posted: 6/15/2002 6:15:16 AM EDT
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[size=4] [blue] I wasn't born here nor [/blue][white]was I raised here [/white][red]but I sure as hell got here as soon as I could![/red]
Texas is just like no other. |
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Posted: 6/15/2002 6:44:21 AM EDT
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Quoted: We Texans are the proud creators of "Rodeo Sex". This is done by coupling with your wife or S/O doggie style, and leaning over and whispering another woman's name in her ear. After that, try to stay on for 8 seconds, then jump off and throw your hat in the air! [sex] That joke actually goes "...and whispering 'you sure don't moan like your sister'...". -hanko [ex-TX] |
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Posted: 6/15/2002 7:12:42 AM EDT
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rainman,
I was born and raised in WA. and have lived in Texas and I am being reassigned back there in 30 days. I can tell you now STAY IN WA. "Texass" as I like to call it, ( i dont any more where I live is worse) is a little flat, alittle hot, a little dry and a little brown. But what I can tell you its a whole lot CHEAPER then WA. I currently live just outside Aspen CO. and cant wait to get back to Texas, this place sucks. WA. is always home but Texas is home away from home. Steve |
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Posted: 6/15/2002 8:42:59 AM EDT
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I would think that NYers get special treatment here, because of the hell we go through every day thinking about Hitlery as a representative of our state...
The true heart of the NYer was shown during the September 11th attack, hopefully it will turn the tide on the Liberal asses who think disarming the public makes us safer. I can tell you that a LOT of anti gun people changed their tone quickly that day and our family up here is growing. As for the Texans, GOD LOVE EM! I do an annual trip down to Dallas to watch my beloved Cowboys play and visit with the extended family down there. Whomever said Yankees and Inbreeders [=P] couldn't get along must have been a real shithead!!! I hope many more of you guys can come by for a visit, some food, and some shooting! Just don't expect me to run a bar tab for a few hours like the last time!!! [=D] |
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Posted: 6/15/2002 8:45:51 AM EDT
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Inbreeders???????????? [devil]
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Posted: 6/15/2002 9:01:20 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Don't forget where GWB comes from! [:D] New Haven CT. [^] Now... explain Molly Ivins [}:D] Molly is a gift from Calif in exchange for Texas giving us 'good ol boy' Senator Jack Scott---Dem-Pasadena---(late of Sweetwater, Tx)---hardcore antigunner...! |
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Posted: 6/15/2002 9:05:25 AM EDT
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does this board show bias to Texans?
It better! [:D] WL |
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