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Posted: 10/9/2004 9:24:09 AM EST
just wondering.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 9:26:58 AM EST
His plan is to RAPE the average white male of his money and pride
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 9:30:06 AM EST
[Fred Thompson]Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan.[/Fred Thompson]

--Mike
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 9:46:07 AM EST
A plan? Hell, he doesn't even have any wood.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 9:49:12 AM EST
Sure, he has a plan for everything. Just don't be asking him difficult questions, such as "what is your plan?" because he doesn't know yet.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 9:54:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By mpearcex:
His plan is to RAPE the average white male of his money and pride



No, no, no.... You've got it all wrong. He's going to take the burden off our backs by implementing a federal sponsored program that is funded by ahhhhhhh errrr I mean ahhhh YEAH! He's got a plan!
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 10:06:34 AM EST
If kerry has a plan my wife will agree to a three sum. Oh yeah and I would be the king of england too
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 10:12:30 AM EST
Yeah, he's got a plan like I have a 32" waist.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 10:34:58 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 10:38:14 AM EST

Originally Posted By GunLvrPHD:
A plan? Hell, he doesn't even have any wood.



Don't have no wood, what the fuck would you need a plan for. Cracks me up.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 10:40:54 AM EST
He's got plans for America.......this cannot be a good thing.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 10:48:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By colt_5_5_6:
If kerry has a plan my wife will agree to a three sum. Oh yeah and I would be the king of england too



Do you mean a threesome?
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 10:51:19 AM EST
My wife and I were joking about how Kerry has a plan that'll do just about anything. She commented that she'd love to see Dubya ask him how his plan is on stains (Outlaw Josey Wales reference)
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 11:04:42 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/9/2004 11:18:26 AM EST by SDavid]
anyone know how many times Special K said "I have a plan"?

I pulled the transcript from Fox News put it in word and ran a replace "I have a plan" with a larger font. Word reported that it made 13 replacements.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 11:07:43 AM EST
October 09, 2004
FBI Uncovers Possible Cache of Unlabeled Kerry Plans

(2004-10-09) -- The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) said today it has found what may be a cache of plans by John Forbes Kerry to address the crises in health care, the economy, Iraq and a host of other national traumas.

"We were called in on the case after the plans had gone missing through two presidential debates," said an FBI spokesman. "I have to caution you, however, that it may take several months or more to translate these documents and discover whether they are, in fact, plans. It's still up in the air because the file folders in which we found them had no labels. Apparently, Mr. Kerry doesn't like to label anything."

A spokesman for the Kerry-Edwards campaign refused to comment directly on the FBI discovery.

"Sen. Kerry has said 'I have a plan' and we will leave it at that," said the unnamed source. "The FBI, at the direction of John Ashcroft, is on a fishing expedition to embarrass John Kerry just before the election."

The source noted that "when Martin Luther King Jr. said 'I have a dream' no one demanded that he prove it. Why should Sen. Kerry be held to higher standard?"

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