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Posted: 2/14/2013 9:05:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/14/2013 9:11:53 PM EDT by Storm_Tracker]
Do your pets like to include themselves in you and your wife/gf's sex life?

Of course Im not talking about the act itself just include themselves in the room, in the bed? We have 2 cats and they sleep with us. They of course want to get in bed with us while we are having sex....

It creeps me out kind of sometimes and I find myself rushing into the bedroom and shutting the door so they cant come in. Of course before we ever get warmed up they are at the door crying to let them in.

My wife she doesnt seem to mind it as much as I do.

The one cat likes to lay up near her head while we do the deed.

I used to have a dog that liked including herself as well.

Same issues in your home? Pets like to lay around and watch the action?

Poll imbound...
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:06:24 PM EDT
.................



why would anyone like that
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:07:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:07:54 PM EDT
IBTP
Dogs like to hang out and act like they are being punished while We make monkey noises. Dirty little fucking voyuers.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:08:35 PM EDT
NO!
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:08:41 PM EDT
So your saying you use to have your dog lick peanut butter off your asshole while your railing some chick?
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:08:48 PM EDT
There's such a thing as too much togetherness.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:09:42 PM EDT
COC # 69 - Beastiality.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:10:18 PM EDT
We've had a cat or two hang out on the corner of the bed while we're getting it on. They will jump off when the shaking gets too rough for em.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:10:35 PM EDT
I have to put the cat out when me and the GF get things going.

We have a cat and he is out cat but I am his favorite. He follows me around like a dog, comes when I call him, sleeps on my pillow etc.

But the weirdest thing, if me and the GF are getting frisky, or even just horsing around, and she either starts giggling or laughing, the cat will start biting me. Either in the foot, heel, back of my calf, one time he bit my butt. He acts like a dog protecting her, even though he is loyal to me.

Our cat is a nut, but that is one thing about him I don't understand.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:10:41 PM EDT
I had a girlfriend that trained Doberman's. Two of them were always in her bedroom. I didn't mind.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:11:13 PM EDT
My cat liked to chase the feet... He was banished.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:12:29 PM EDT
ummmm, close the door??
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:13:26 PM EDT

Uhhhh ...

whut ?

Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:13:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/14/2013 9:14:17 PM EDT by Pony151515]
i couldnt care less. my dog isnt big enough to jump on the bed so fuck it im not shy if we make to the floor then hes got to go tho
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:14:57 PM EDT
Sex life? On ARFcom?
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:15:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:17:10 PM EDT
I hope you know how fucked up your title sounds
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:18:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ordkhntr:
ummmm, close the door??
I try that but they stand outside the door and scratch and meow meow meow, until my wife folds... and lets them in then wants to resume.

Its like having kids...

Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:20:07 PM EDT
Cats are well known to like watching the sexy time.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:20:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/14/2013 9:20:46 PM EDT by marshall18]
My chocolate lab humps his bed every time we are doing our thing.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:21:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cableguy221:
Cats are well known to like watching the sexy time.

That and their penchant to lay on computer keyboards.. ughhhhhhh

Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:24:19 PM EDT
Did you get an unintentional cold nose on the scrotum OP??? Throw them out once you realize your committed.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:26:35 PM EDT
Next time just give your cat a facial. maybe he'll stop then.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:34:16 PM EDT
My dog gets jealous of any attention payed to anyone but him.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:35:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cpl_fisher:
My dog gets jealous of any attention payed to anyone but him.
Actually this probably the reason behind this phenomenon. Im guessin anyways...

Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:42:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By JAGERBOMBER:


Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:44:50 PM EDT
This is a disturbing question.
I have fish.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:50:03 PM EDT
The dogs will lie in their beds in the corner but don't seem to be interested in our fornication. They just like to follow us around, and end up taking naps while we're getting it on.

Honestly, it would seem weirder to make a big deal about closing the door. Why do I care if a canine sees my naked ass

Had an ex-GF with an attack kitten; that thing damn sure got locked out during bedroom activities
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:53:56 PM EDT
Most bedrooms have doors on them.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:58:54 PM EDT
So poop threads are absolutely, unequivocally prohibited but this... This is ok...



Alright then.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 9:59:56 PM EDT
LOL, one girlfriend and I would be "at it", and her dog would give us this perplexed look and just walk away.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 10:00:09 PM EDT
When I lived in Florida I was dating a young lady with a big ass cat that she had since she was very young. Well one night we are going at it and my feet were over the foot of the bed. That little satanic ball of fur latched his claws into my left foot at which point I tried to climb through the head board screaming. Well the GF thinks I am just really getting into it and wraps her legs around me to go for the ride. Once she came down and unwrapped her legs from me I had to bandage the foot up as I was bleeding all over her floor and bed
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 10:05:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/14/2013 10:06:18 PM EDT by ColonelHurtz]
The cat was cool about it, he'd just excuse himself and walk away when the bed started rockin'.
The two Lab bitches would sit with their heads resting on the edge of the bed and whimper like they wanted some too.
That eventually got real distracting so I'd usually put them out before commencing to fornicate.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 10:24:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Heart:
This is a disturbing question.
I have fish.

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

First thing I thought of when I saw the thread title was this.....

http://www.mp3olimp.net/steve-martin-the-best-pussy-ever/
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 10:44:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/14/2013 10:46:24 PM EDT by edb66]
Feel the warmth of a cold nose.

It ain't so fun when you're makin the beast with two backs and you feel it on your taint!
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 10:59:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Storm_Tracker:

Originally Posted By ordkhntr:
ummmm, close the door??
I try that but they stand outside the door and scratch and meow meow meow, until my wife folds... and lets them in then wants to resume.

Its like having kids...



Spray them in the face.









with a squirt bottle, you dirty bastards.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 11:03:31 PM EDT
My parrot moans like my GF when we're having sex. srsly.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 11:32:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/14/2013 11:39:44 PM EDT by scottedward58]
Originally Posted By Storm_Tracker:

Originally Posted By cpl_fisher:
My dog gets jealous of any attention payed to anyone but him.
Actually this probably the reason behind this phenomenon. Im guessin anyways...



My old dog used to watch, then he would try to mimic the positions with a stuffed animal. Nothing is funnier than seeing a dog start off licking his bears crotch, skull fuck it, switch to a 69, then missionary and finish the whole thing off doggy style. Well until someone sees your dog do it and starts asking questions.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 11:37:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Storm_Tracker:

Originally Posted By ordkhntr:
ummmm, close the door??
I try that but they stand outside the door and scratch and meow meow meow, until my wife folds... and lets them in then wants to resume.

Its like having kids...




Wait, are you saying you'd let your kids in and resume?



Link Posted: 2/14/2013 11:43:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By scottedward58:
Originally Posted By Storm_Tracker:

Originally Posted By cpl_fisher:
My dog gets jealous of any attention payed to anyone but him.
Actually this probably the reason behind this phenomenon. Im guessin anyways...



My old dog used to watch, then he would try to mimic the positions with a stuffed animal. Nothing is funnier than seeing a dog start off licking his bears crotch, skull fuck it, switch to a 69, then missionary and finish the whole thing off doggy style. Well until someone sees your dog do it and starts asking questions.



Bird brain started moaning like my GF one time when we had her mom visiting. slightly embarrasing.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 11:47:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By JAGERBOMBER:


Link Posted: 2/14/2013 11:52:38 PM EDT
Dated a girl that had a chihuahua. Usually no big d. One time, the bastard came in and jumped on the bed and stuck his cold nose on my ass cheek.

I kicked him off the bed and put a sock over his head to keep him occupied while we finished up.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 1:37:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By LowBeta:
My parrot moans like my GF when we're having sex. srsly.

Okay, I admit, I lost it....
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 1:39:08 AM EDT
This is more than we need to know.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 2:25:56 AM EDT
Animals are innocent and shouldn't be exposed to such filth.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 2:48:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/15/2013 2:49:30 AM EDT by Hatemachine]
The cats like to sit in the floor and stare at us the whole time if we don't lock them up somewhere. I have friend that told me he had his girlfriend doggy-style one time and the cat jumped up on the bed and licked his sack.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 3:00:08 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 3:01:06 AM EDT


He will have his revenge, oh yes.

He will have his revenge.
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 3:06:45 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/15/2013 3:12:48 AM EDT
Yeah , and despite the giggles , a cold dog's nose on your taint or balloon knot will certainly take the steam outa the boiler .
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