we had wars at my last job. the worst i got is when i was kneeling down, and one of my coworkers snuck up next to me and ripped on right in my face. it was payback for me getting him about a dozen times the day before
and when i was selling shoes, we used to cropdust the customers. we'd see a customer making a mess, and take turns quickly walking by them after filling up with super nachos from taco cabana
i think the absolute worst is when you think you're alone, and you let one go, and a customer comes out of nowhere to ask you a question. most of the time they try to ignore it
i have a lot of stories about busting ass near other people. i hold the record right now after a night of drinking olde english and eating deviled eggs. i can clear out the entire first story of any house if the conditions are right