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Posted: 8/24/2017 12:04:12 AM EDT
Here, I'll erect a pole for everyone.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:04:51 AM EDT
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Around my waist, so my pole stays hidden.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:06:32 AM EDT
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Around my waist because I don't have titts...
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:08:16 AM EDT
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I dry off, put it up and get dressed.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:08:32 AM EDT
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Dry off n hang it up and show the wife the helicopter. I dont wear a towel
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:09:08 AM EDT
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Around my waist because I don't have titts...
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This. 
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:09:14 AM EDT
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Can't vote.
I get out of the shower, dry off, put on a clean skivvy, shave, and get dressed.
What the hell is this wrapping a towel around you - seems stupid to me, but maybe I'm missing something??? 
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:09:58 AM EDT
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Throw it onto the floor and dry my feet so I don't slip on the tile.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:10:26 AM EDT
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And for the next pointless pole: do you sit down to piss?
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:10:35 AM EDT
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Throw it onto the floor and dry my feet so I don't slip on the tile.
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getting a microfiber bath mat was the best investment that i've made thus far
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:11:25 AM EDT
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that was like a month ago
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:11:56 AM EDT
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My shower isn't in the middle of the street, so I dry off and hang the towel up, there is no wrapping.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:17:07 AM EDT
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Dry off in the shower, emerge naked.

..or, some fucking shits hate to see themselves in the mirror.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:17:25 AM EDT
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I throw it over my shoulder and strut about the house!
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:17:37 AM EDT
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that was like a month ago
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And for the next pointless pole: do you sit down to piss?
that was like a month ago
Ok, next pole: do you wear a bra?
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:19:13 AM EDT
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I shut the water off, grab the towel, dry off completely while still standing in the shower, hang the towel up, step out of the tub, grab my dick and pull it out of the tub, heave it over my shoulder and carry it into the bedroom where I get dressed. That good enough, OP?
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:20:27 AM EDT
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Once I'm done with it I don't wear it. It's my house, naked time is whenever the hell I decide it is. 
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:22:53 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:23:41 AM EDT
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This. Why would I wrap it around anywhere?
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:25:06 AM EDT
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This.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:27:17 AM EDT
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I dry off and hang it up. There's balls all over it.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:27:41 AM EDT
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I dry off with a towel after I turn the water off, and then I put on the clothes I have folded on my bathroom counter like a post-Neanderthal man.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:29:38 AM EDT
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Floss my ass crack / taint areas with it, then sniff it.  If it doesn't smell too bad, hang it up and use after the next shower.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:32:49 AM EDT
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What kind of fag wears a towel?
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:38:41 AM EDT
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Turn off the shower, grab my towel, dry off, hang up my towel, get out of the shower.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:39:54 AM EDT
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I dry off, put it up and get dressed.
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This. 
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:43:01 AM EDT
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I shut the water off, grab the towel, dry off completely while still standing in the shower, hang the towel up, step out of the tub, grab my dick and pull it out of the tub, heave it over my shoulder and carry it into the bedroom where I get dressed. That good enough, OP?
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Those with normal length peckers just don't understand the burdens we face by having 3+ foot long dicks ...
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:46:30 AM EDT
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WGAF?

Do you pull this shit from Cosmo or something?
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:47:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:48:36 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/24/2017 12:49:11 AM EDT
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I guess I'm the only one hanging the towel off of his full salute
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 1:04:29 AM EDT
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I dry off immediately and hang the towel to dry. Then, I walk around naked.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 1:16:47 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/24/2017 1:30:21 AM EDT
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Or the poll asking if you piss through the fly or over the top of your underwear.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 1:39:14 AM EDT
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Who's wears a towel??? I grab it, I dry off and hang the towel. Then put deodorant and clothes on.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 1:43:29 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/24/2017 1:44:49 AM EDT
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I dry off, put it up and get dressed.
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This.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 2:30:44 AM EDT
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This. Wrapping it around your body or on your head is for women folk.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 2:33:58 AM EDT
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Floss my ass crack / taint areas with it, then sniff it.  If it doesn't smell too bad, hang it up and use after the next shower.
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Link Posted: 8/24/2017 2:36:04 AM EDT
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your gay
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 2:39:25 AM EDT
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Prance around naked, helicopter until dry.....
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 2:49:18 AM EDT
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Dry off, throw towel over shower door, walk neked to my underwear/shorts if I forgot to bring it with me
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 2:57:02 AM EDT
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I dry myself.  I don't wrap it around anything, you pervo.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 3:03:44 AM EDT
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I walk out of the bathroom buck assed naked.  




But then l live alone too.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 3:41:26 AM EDT
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your gay
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His gay what?
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 3:43:29 AM EDT
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Why the hell would I wrap it around myself? Dry off and hang it up.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 3:47:29 AM EDT
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Wrapped around the waist till I have my clothes ready, and the bath towel gets hung to dry until I do the laundry.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 4:35:44 AM EDT
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I don't do anything with my towel..I have my wenches dry me off, what they do with the towels afterwards I have no idea.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 4:39:02 AM EDT
[#48]
If you're a man - Waist
If you're a woman - Chest (because boobs)
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 4:43:09 AM EDT
[#49]
I use a hand size towel. It won't fit around me.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 4:43:32 AM EDT
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usually over my head, the lay it over the shower rod, and walk around the house naked until I find something to put on. Perks of living alone.
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