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Posted: 7/24/2013 6:42:42 AM EDT
That's what the scientists say.  That Chimps are the closest relative to humans in the animal kingdom, separated by only 4% of the genetic code.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:43:53 AM EDT
I think some are closer than that.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:44:00 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:44:37 AM EDT
Facts are for faggots.

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:45:41 AM EDT
Stupid science.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:45:45 AM EDT
Some dumb book told me it was two naked people in a jungle who first fucked because one of them got the idea from a snake.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:46:15 AM EDT
Think? It's proven.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:46:23 AM EDT
I don't know but they sure do creep me the fuck out. Humans and chimps.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:47:04 AM EDT
Yes I believe that is true.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:49:02 AM EDT
Yes.





You realize you share something like 40% of your genetic information with a carrot?





Common descent of all known life on earth FTMFW!

 
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:49:31 AM EDT
The alternative is that I believe that all geneticists got together and decided it would really funny to tell this joke for years on end. Also, every new scientist in the field has luckily agreed to keep the gag running.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:50:40 AM EDT
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Some are a lot closer than that. And they get elected too!
       
 
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:51:42 AM EDT
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Why would you think this is shocking?  Clearly a few percent differences in DNA code makes a huge difference in outcome.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:51:52 AM EDT
What's so bizarre about that?

Have you seen how messed up humans get when just 0.001% of their genetic information changes?

That a completely different species is another 4,000 times removed (or more) really shouldn't come as a great shock.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:51:53 AM EDT


I think some humans have more in common with gorillas than chimps.

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:51:56 AM EDT
Watch video of a chimp raid frenzy on another group, watch a video of a mob robbery.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:52:19 AM EDT
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So, sort of like the global warming conspiracy then?  
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:52:35 AM EDT
It's a myth, just like electricity and the internet.  
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:53:34 AM EDT
You DO realize that genetic code works on the most basic level, right? Most of that code is for the most basic of cell and protein structures, and a lot of it is junk.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:54:35 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:54:46 AM EDT
Also, its interesting that humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes and other apes have 24.



We now know that one of our pairs was formed by the fusion of two pairs, since this chromosome has two sets of centromeres and telomeres.



Science bitches, it works!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:55:17 AM EDT
It makes a lot more sense than the idea that some wizard put us here 6523 years ago.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:56:10 AM EDT

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What do scientists know?  Bunch of snobs, acting all superior just because they have a fancy education.  
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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:56:21 AM EDT
Do you think that humans require oxygen to breathe?   That's what the scientists say but I don't know.   The bible doesn't mention oxygen so I don't know what to do.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:56:50 AM EDT
some people claim that at birth we do not know the sex of the child.... why would they think that any kind of science worked?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:57:33 AM EDT
Tax the Chimps.

96% of the human rate.

The Federal Tax Code is all about Fairness®.

Put down the poo and start paying your fair share, chimps.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:58:26 AM EDT
Close enough. I believe there was a time in my life where I've actually tried to mate with a few after more than a few beers and way too late in the evenings.
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You actually don't require oxygen to breathe.

Automatic respiration is driven by CO2 concentration in the lungs, so increasing the CO2 concentration will make you breathe faster.

You can also breathe manually.


Which you are doing right now.



But you do need oxygen to keep on breathing for more than about a minute or two.  
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:58:51 AM EDT
Sure.  Why not?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:59:05 AM EDT
It's a meaningless comparison. Lots of things in the human body need to be the same as they are in animals. Besides, college is for chumps.

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:59:25 AM EDT
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Sarcasm?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:59:33 AM EDT
never mind a chimp.  How similar are you to a Pig?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:59:48 AM EDT
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And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:59:55 AM EDT
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That's not far from the truth for a few things sadly. Dogma is a bitch (no, that's not a jab at religion)
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:01:32 AM EDT
why wouldn't I?

we share code with a lot of things
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people who think that science has a hammerlock on 'the truth" do not understand the scientific method

people who think that science answers metaphysical questions do not understand the scientific method

so those two concepts will eliminate about 99.9% of the people about to dogpile this thread


the sophistication of the answers provided by the scientific method are limited by the sophistication of the testing method

everything else is mere speculation

the end
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:04:34 AM EDT
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You actually don't require oxygen to breathe.

Automatic respiration is driven by CO2 concentration in the lungs, so increasing the CO2 concentration will make you breathe faster.

You can also breathe manually.


Which you are doing right now.


But you do need oxygen to keep on breathing for more than about a minute or two.  
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Do you think that humans require oxygen to breathe?   That's what the scientists say but I don't know.   The bible doesn't mention oxygen so I don't know what to do.


You actually don't require oxygen to breathe.

Automatic respiration is driven by CO2 concentration in the lungs, so increasing the CO2 concentration will make you breathe faster.

You can also breathe manually.


Which you are doing right now.


But you do need oxygen to keep on breathing for more than about a minute or two.  


Dammit........ making me breathe manually without my permission.

Enjoy your yawn asshole

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:04:52 AM EDT


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No idea...but I'd bet a guess 87% percent wouldn't be horribly out of the ballpark.



ETA::Google says ~90%





 
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:04:54 AM EDT
why wouldn't they be?





They eat and poop too

 
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:06:13 AM EDT
Some people can't handle the genetic truth
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:06:36 AM EDT
I don't know why this information would upset anyone.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:06:47 AM EDT

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First post knocks it outa the park .



 
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:07:17 AM EDT
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Dammit........ making me breathe manually without my permission.

Enjoy your yawn asshole

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Do you think that humans require oxygen to breathe?   That's what the scientists say but I don't know.   The bible doesn't mention oxygen so I don't know what to do.


You actually don't require oxygen to breathe.

Automatic respiration is driven by CO2 concentration in the lungs, so increasing the CO2 concentration will make you breathe faster.

You can also breathe manually.


Which you are doing right now.


But you do need oxygen to keep on breathing for more than about a minute or two.  


Dammit........ making me breathe manually without my permission.

Enjoy your yawn asshole

<a href="http://s114.photobucket.com/user/Peally/media/dogyawn.gif.html" target="_blank">http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n254/Peally/dogyawn.gif</a>


It's some kind of mind control device I think.

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:07:19 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:07:35 AM EDT
Just looked through my family photos......and as I expected, no chimps in this family.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:08:23 AM EDT
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Do you think that humans require oxygen to breathe?   That's what the scientists say but I don't know.   The bible doesn't mention oxygen so I don't know what to do.


You actually don't require oxygen to breathe.

Automatic respiration is driven by CO2 concentration in the lungs, so increasing the CO2 concentration will make you breathe faster.

You can also breathe manually.


Which you are doing right now.


But you do need oxygen to keep on breathing for more than about a minute or two.  


Dammit........ making me breathe manually without my permission.

Enjoy your yawn asshole

<a href="http://s114.photobucket.com/user/Peally/media/dogyawn.gif.html" target="_blank">http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n254/Peally/dogyawn.gif</a>


It's some kind of mind control device I think.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OkFw1rEgzco/T_cWUZADJRI/AAAAAAAAA_Y/esVELxDKcCI/s1600/526739_475141649181960_1647239036_n.jpg


Damn, got me again
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:09:48 AM EDT
OP is 96% scientifically illiterate.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:10:14 AM EDT

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Well . . . . dont hold your breath waiting for an answer .



 
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