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Posted: 7/24/2013 5:42:42 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/25/2013 7:58:40 AM EST by VBC]
That's what the scientists say. That Chimps are the closest relative to humans in the animal kingdom, separated by only 4% of the genetic code.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:43:53 AM EST
I think some are closer than that.
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Facts are for faggots.

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:45:41 AM EST
Stupid science.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:45:45 AM EST
Some dumb book told me it was two naked people in a jungle who first fucked because one of them got the idea from a snake.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:46:15 AM EST
Think? It's proven.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:46:23 AM EST
I don't know but they sure do creep me the fuck out. Humans and chimps.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:47:04 AM EST
Yes I believe that is true.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:49:02 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/24/2013 5:49:42 AM EST by fatalerror113]
Yes.

You realize you share something like 40% of your genetic information with a carrot?

Common descent of all known life on earth FTMFW!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:49:31 AM EST
The alternative is that I believe that all geneticists got together and decided it would really funny to tell this joke for years on end. Also, every new scientist in the field has luckily agreed to keep the gag running.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:50:40 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Lightning1960:
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Some are a lot closer than that. And they get elected too!



Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:51:42 AM EST
Originally Posted By VBC:
That's what the scientists say. That Chimps are the closest relative to humans in the animal kingdom, separated by only 4% of the genetic code.
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Why would you think this is shocking? Clearly a few percent differences in DNA code makes a huge difference in outcome.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:51:52 AM EST
What's so bizarre about that?

Have you seen how messed up humans get when just 0.001% of their genetic information changes?

That a completely different species is another 4,000 times removed (or more) really shouldn't come as a great shock.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:51:53 AM EST
I think some humans have more in common with gorillas than chimps.

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:51:56 AM EST
Watch video of a chimp raid frenzy on another group, watch a video of a mob robbery.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:52:19 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Peally23:
Think? It's proven.
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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:52:32 AM EST
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Originally Posted By retgarr:
The alternative is that I believe that all geneticists got together and decided it would really funny to tell this joke for years on end. Also, every new scientist in the field has luckily agreed to keep the gag running.
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So, sort of like the global warming conspiracy then?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:52:35 AM EST
It's a myth, just like electricity and the internet.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:53:34 AM EST
You DO realize that genetic code works on the most basic level, right? Most of that code is for the most basic of cell and protein structures, and a lot of it is junk.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:54:35 AM EST
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Also, its interesting that humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes and other apes have 24.

We now know that one of our pairs was formed by the fusion of two pairs, since this chromosome has two sets of centromeres and telomeres.

Science bitches, it works!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:55:17 AM EST
It makes a lot more sense than the idea that some wizard put us here 6523 years ago.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:56:10 AM EST
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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
What do scientists know? Bunch of snobs, acting all superior just because they have a fancy education.
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this


Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:56:21 AM EST
Do you think that humans require oxygen to breathe? That's what the scientists say but I don't know. The bible doesn't mention oxygen so I don't know what to do.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:56:50 AM EST
some people claim that at birth we do not know the sex of the child.... why would they think that any kind of science worked?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:57:33 AM EST
Tax the Chimps.

96% of the human rate.

The Federal Tax Code is all about Fairness®.

Put down the poo and start paying your fair share, chimps.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:58:26 AM EST
Close enough. I believe there was a time in my life where I've actually tried to mate with a few after more than a few beers and way too late in the evenings.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:58:43 AM EST
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Originally Posted By GlockFace11:
Do you think that humans require oxygen to breathe? That's what the scientists say but I don't know. The bible doesn't mention oxygen so I don't know what to do.
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You actually don't require oxygen to breathe.

Automatic respiration is driven by CO2 concentration in the lungs, so increasing the CO2 concentration will make you breathe faster.

You can also breathe manually.


Which you are doing right now.



But you do need oxygen to keep on breathing for more than about a minute or two.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:58:51 AM EST
Sure. Why not?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:59:05 AM EST
It's a meaningless comparison. Lots of things in the human body need to be the same as they are in animals. Besides, college is for chumps.

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:59:25 AM EST
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Sarcasm?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:59:33 AM EST
never mind a chimp. How similar are you to a Pig?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:59:48 AM EST
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And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:59:55 AM EST
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Originally Posted By retgarr:
The alternative is that I believe that all geneticists got together and decided it would really funny to tell this joke for years on end. Also, every new scientist in the field has luckily agreed to keep the gag running.
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That's not far from the truth for a few things sadly. Dogma is a bitch (no, that's not a jab at religion)
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:01:32 AM EST
why wouldn't I?

we share code with a lot of things
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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
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people who think that science has a hammerlock on 'the truth" do not understand the scientific method

people who think that science answers metaphysical questions do not understand the scientific method

so those two concepts will eliminate about 99.9% of the people about to dogpile this thread


the sophistication of the answers provided by the scientific method are limited by the sophistication of the testing method

everything else is mere speculation

the end
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:04:34 AM EST
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Originally Posted By TrojanMan:


You actually don't require oxygen to breathe.

Automatic respiration is driven by CO2 concentration in the lungs, so increasing the CO2 concentration will make you breathe faster.

You can also breathe manually.


Which you are doing right now.


But you do need oxygen to keep on breathing for more than about a minute or two.
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Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
Originally Posted By GlockFace11:
Do you think that humans require oxygen to breathe? That's what the scientists say but I don't know. The bible doesn't mention oxygen so I don't know what to do.


You actually don't require oxygen to breathe.

Automatic respiration is driven by CO2 concentration in the lungs, so increasing the CO2 concentration will make you breathe faster.

You can also breathe manually.


Which you are doing right now.


But you do need oxygen to keep on breathing for more than about a minute or two.


Dammit........ making me breathe manually without my permission.

Enjoy your yawn asshole

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:04:52 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/24/2013 6:06:32 AM EST by fatalerror113]
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Originally Posted By BillofRights:
never mind a chimp. How similar are you to a Pig?
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No idea...but I'd bet a guess 87% percent wouldn't be horribly out of the ballpark.

ETA::Google says ~90%
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:04:54 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/24/2013 6:05:02 AM EST by AssaultRifler]
why wouldn't they be?

They eat and poop too
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:06:13 AM EST
Some people can't handle the genetic truth
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:06:36 AM EST
I don't know why this information would upset anyone.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:06:47 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Lightning1960:
I think some are closer than that.
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First post knocks it outa the park .
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:07:17 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Peally23:


Dammit........ making me breathe manually without my permission.

Enjoy your yawn asshole

<a href="http://s114.photobucket.com/user/Peally/media/dogyawn.gif.html" target="_blank">http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n254/Peally/dogyawn.gif</a>
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Originally Posted By Peally23:
Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
Originally Posted By GlockFace11:
Do you think that humans require oxygen to breathe? That's what the scientists say but I don't know. The bible doesn't mention oxygen so I don't know what to do.


You actually don't require oxygen to breathe.

Automatic respiration is driven by CO2 concentration in the lungs, so increasing the CO2 concentration will make you breathe faster.

You can also breathe manually.


Which you are doing right now.


But you do need oxygen to keep on breathing for more than about a minute or two.


Dammit........ making me breathe manually without my permission.

Enjoy your yawn asshole

<a href="http://s114.photobucket.com/user/Peally/media/dogyawn.gif.html" target="_blank">http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n254/Peally/dogyawn.gif</a>


It's some kind of mind control device I think.

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:07:19 AM EST
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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:07:35 AM EST
Just looked through my family photos......and as I expected, no chimps in this family.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:08:23 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:


It's some kind of mind control device I think.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OkFw1rEgzco/T_cWUZADJRI/AAAAAAAAA_Y/esVELxDKcCI/s1600/526739_475141649181960_1647239036_n.jpg
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Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
Originally Posted By Peally23:
Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
Originally Posted By GlockFace11:
Do you think that humans require oxygen to breathe? That's what the scientists say but I don't know. The bible doesn't mention oxygen so I don't know what to do.


You actually don't require oxygen to breathe.

Automatic respiration is driven by CO2 concentration in the lungs, so increasing the CO2 concentration will make you breathe faster.

You can also breathe manually.


Which you are doing right now.


But you do need oxygen to keep on breathing for more than about a minute or two.


Dammit........ making me breathe manually without my permission.

Enjoy your yawn asshole

<a href="http://s114.photobucket.com/user/Peally/media/dogyawn.gif.html" target="_blank">http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n254/Peally/dogyawn.gif</a>


It's some kind of mind control device I think.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OkFw1rEgzco/T_cWUZADJRI/AAAAAAAAA_Y/esVELxDKcCI/s1600/526739_475141649181960_1647239036_n.jpg


Damn, got me again
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:09:48 AM EST
OP is 96% scientifically illiterate.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:10:14 AM EST
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Originally Posted By GlockFace11:
Do you think that humans require oxygen to breathe? That's what the scientists say but I don't know. The bible doesn't mention oxygen so I don't know what to do.
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Well . . . . dont hold your breath waiting for an answer .
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