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Posted: 1/18/2015 10:47:51 PM EST
He is partially human so he would need some nourishment. Like those liquid shakes or something. I just imagine he had really bad gas, and the farts sounded funny. Probably had a 1980s synthesizer electronic sound to them.

Bur-ernnnnn-ert

That is why in the movies all the officers are making weird faces when Vader is standing nearby. The poor bastards are smelling it thinking, "Oh my God, it smells like ionized rotten eggs..." The stormtroopers are the lucky ones since they have masks with air filters. I would also bet with his health problems Vader had the walking farts a lot. He would use the force to try and time his heavy breathing to cover up the farts.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 10:49:39 PM EST
Cue the Yoda Farting Video....
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 10:49:57 PM EST
I think maybe you've put a little too much thought into this....
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 10:50:52 PM EST
He fights rebels in a rubber suit.

Really seals in the flavor.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 10:51:41 PM EST
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Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
He fights rebels in a rubber suit.

Really seals in the flavor.
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Originally Posted By Whizzinator:
I think maybe you've put a little too much thought into this....
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Well, since discovering the Unified Theory of Gravity, I have a lot of free time to think.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 10:56:03 PM EST
I don't know why but this post cracked me up.
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This is the best thing I have read all night!

On the other hand, screw you for ruining the originals for me!
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 11:04:18 PM EST
You sure have spent a lot of time thinking about this haven't you?
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 11:07:37 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 11:19:11 PM EST
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Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
He fights rebels in a rubber suit.

Really seals in the flavor.
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Love that video
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 11:20:19 PM EST
"Luke, I am your father!"

(Loud, ass ripping death-fart).

"Luke, I have killed you, I am sorry."
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 11:25:11 PM EST
Related question...

If Vader can force-choke people, presumably he can do the same to other body parts.

He could squeeze your colon and make you shit yourself, for example.


That would be a riot at parties.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 11:32:44 PM EST
the emperor had to reek. ever smell a nursing home?
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Originally Posted By MEDIKEIGHTED:
the emperor had to reek. ever smell a nursing home?
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Imagine Chewbacca in a rain storm, then sitting next to him in the Falcon...
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:13:26 AM EST
It would be funny if the emperor slapped an old fashioned stickup airfershener to Vaders ass during an executive meeting. And then forced choked anyone who laughed.
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Originally Posted By substandard:

Imagine Chewbacca in a rain storm, then sitting next to him in the Falcon...
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Originally Posted By MEDIKEIGHTED:
the emperor had to reek. ever smell a nursing home?

Imagine Chewbacca in a rain storm, then sitting next to him in the Falcon...
Or all the times Han had to cut dried turds out of Chewie's fur?
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:30:59 AM EST
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Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
Related question...

If Vader can force-choke people, presumably he can do the same to other body parts.

He could squeeze your colon and make you shit yourself, for example.


That would be a riot at parties.
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Lol.

How long was Anakin in his new suit before he first tried "force masturbation"?
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 12:34:09 AM EST
Vader had really bad breath.
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Lol.

How long was Anakin in his new suit before he first tried "force masturbation"?
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Originally Posted By fistpoint:
Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
Related question...

If Vader can force-choke people, presumably he can do the same to other body parts.

He could squeeze your colon and make you shit yourself, for example.


That would be a riot at parties.



Lol.

How long was Anakin in his new suit before he first tried "force masturbation"?



better than force prostate massage
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 1:33:43 AM EST
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