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Posted: 8/20/2005 12:45:07 PM EDT
Are you constantly touching and finger f#%king your firearms. Or do you only bring them out to shoot and clean them. Do you touch your newer firearms more than your older firearms. Do you have a favorite that is always by you when you are home?
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 12:50:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bloodmoon:
Are you constantly touching and finger f#%king your firearms



That is a personal question......... excuse me while I have to go do something
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 12:52:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2005 12:54:54 PM EDT by Lon_Moer]
I have at least one out of the safe whenever I'm at home. I also have 4~5 various projects around that I can pick up and work on.

-dragging a FAL carbine around the house with me today.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 12:52:56 PM EDT
We don't ask about your personal relationships, What I do when I'm nekkid is my business.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 12:53:12 PM EDT

And they love it - the little tramps!


Link Posted: 8/20/2005 12:57:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bloodmoon:
Are you constantly touching and finger f#%king your firearms. Or do you only bring them out to shoot and clean them. Do you touch your newer firearms more than your older firearms. Do you have a favorite that is always by you when you are home?



I would never kiss and tell.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:07:45 PM EDT
I dance naked with my AR.

Then, when my Mossy gets jealous, like she ALWAYS does, I have to spend some quality time with her. Honestly, she's such a little attention whore.

Shotguns...Go figgure.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:11:33 PM EDT
Yeah shotty's have a very bad attitude. Guess I would too if I was 3 times bigger around than everyone else around. Fat jealous bitch.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:13:13 PM EDT
NO. Thats really sick.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:16:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bookertbab:
NO. Thats really sick.

We all go a little nuts sometime brother
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:29:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2005 1:30:01 PM EDT by OZ309]
What guns? You guys have guns, I used to until the tragic boating accident.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:32:38 PM EDT
No. Why would anyone in their right mind sit around fondling firearms? Sheesh.

AB
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:46:32 PM EDT
New weapons get a complete teardown and inspection .
Sometimes it's to familiarize myself with how they come apart .
Other times its just for a look see .Then they get shot and cleaned .
After that they get squeezed into secure storage until the next
time they get used .

Admittedly I used to leave new stuff out to fondle for a week
or so , but those days are long gone and will not return until
I move to a place where I can start my Automatic and select
fire collection
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:57:42 PM EDT
Yes, yes, yes. That's it baby, hold it right there, don't stop, don't stop..............................
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:08:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:12:05 PM EDT
Yeah, especially while watching TV, especially if it's a new gun. Watching TV and dry-firing. Try it folks, it's fun and useful.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:12:57 PM EDT
Love them all.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:17:11 PM EDT
Finger fuck all of my guns regularly. Usually pistols, breaking them down or dry-firing them while watching TV, but my Garand gets more than it's share. I guess I like older ones.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:18:22 PM EDT
the discharge can be messy
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:19:42 PM EDT
No. They aren't fucking toys.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:20:51 PM EDT
Damn man, you really know how to put a sexual spin on gun ownership.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:21:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Yeah shotty's have a very bad attitude. Guess I would too if I was 3 times bigger around than everyone else around. Fat jealous bitch.


Love the little piggy.........
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:21:58 PM EDT
No.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:23:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By underdog75:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Yeah shotty's have a very bad attitude. Guess I would too if I was 3 times bigger around than everyone else around. Fat jealous bitch.


Love the little piggy.........
users.adelphia.net/~masine/SBS.jpg




Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....What a little supermodel you have on your hands.

Not a big fan of the stock, but, to each their own.

Short and thick...Just how I like 'em.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:27:58 PM EDT
i guess i do i mean dont ask dont tell.. but every new gun gets its initiation
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 3:45:59 PM EDT
I love to touch them. I rub them slowly and when I slide my finger into that special place they explode, kick up, and fill my ears with a pleasuring noise. When it's over, empty and unloaded we cool off knowing we have shared a wonderful experience of pleasure, pain and sadisfaction.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 7:45:37 PM EDT
I won't say I spend a lot of time, but I do have my special time with them every few days.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 9:32:32 PM EDT
My wife loves to join in on the "gun fun"!
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 11:27:39 PM EDT
All but two of my firearms live in a locked cabinet (I have small children, one of which is autistic). The two that aren't are my G21 (duty weapon) and my AR. I work a lot on my AR (armorer / gunsmith). My G21 is always with me in a holster (fanny pack when I'm in shorts). The AR is leaning against the wall next to me (just got through tearing it down, again).

While I'm not much for shotguns, I like the "little piggy" variety. That is almost exactly what I recommended to my PD when they initiated a quick response team plan this year. Only dif is I recommended the Knoxx Industries Spec-Ops stock.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 11:36:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bloodmoon:
Are you constantly touching and finger f#%king your firearms. Or do you only bring them out to shoot and clean them. Do you touch your newer firearms more than your older firearms. Do you have a favorite that is always by you when you are home?



Got the Glock 17 in the lap right now. Been there since I logged on!
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 12:00:07 AM EDT
I have some in my safe that I have not touched since the day they were put in there
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 12:08:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bloodmoon:
Are you constantly touching and finger f#%king your firearms. Or do you only bring them out to shoot and clean them. Do you touch your newer firearms more than your older firearms. Do you have a favorite that is always by you when you are home?



"Fuck" seems so impolite and uncaring. I caress my firearms. I care about their feelings, and ensure they are warm and well lubed before inserting a finger or any other stiff object into them.
Matthew
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 12:09:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tromatic:

Originally Posted By bloodmoon:
Are you constantly touching and finger f#%king your firearms. Or do you only bring them out to shoot and clean them. Do you touch your newer firearms more than your older firearms. Do you have a favorite that is always by you when you are home?



"Fuck" seems so impolite and uncaring. I caress my firearms. I care about their feelings, and ensure they are warm and well lubed before inserting a finger or any other stiff object into them.
Matthew



Link Posted: 8/21/2005 12:31:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
I have some in my safe that I have not touched since the day they were put in there



That's just sad. The only way I could see myself doing that is if I had inherited them.

I fondle my weapons regularly. I've also been playing a lot with my new Strider knife while watching tv lately.
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 2:04:31 AM EDT
Whenever I get the chance to.
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 2:15:41 AM EDT
Yes, all the time, so long as its unloaded. Fondling a loaded gun is well, an accident waiting to happen.
I just like to get use to the feel of the gun, better than wasting ammo at the range while trying to learn all the ins and outs. (no pun intended) Guns are ment to be fondled, I mean what else are they good for, shooting? HA! Not on my budget. I do mine daily, whenever I'm bored or I see something worth dry-firing at on tv.
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 2:24:31 AM EDT
oh yeah!!!!
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 7:40:12 AM EDT
I was worried that I was the only one who liked to touch and fondle my firearms what a relief.
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 7:45:42 AM EDT
I, uh, saw someone hump an AR once. The two had been separated for several months. What a reunion...brought tears to my eyes.

Link Posted: 8/21/2005 7:48:15 AM EDT
yes...
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