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Posted: 10/10/2004 7:12:54 AM EST
If so, what mags / books to you keep in the john?

I catch up on my NRA rags.

Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:13:45 AM EST
Yes.

I read what ever is handy. Even the back of the shampoo bottle.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:14:13 AM EST
No, but i do come up with my greatest Ideas there...
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:15:35 AM EST
yup... surf the internet too...
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:19:11 AM EST
SGN
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:20:15 AM EST
No, I out of there in a 60 seconds. Sit, do the paper work,flush,wash hands then go.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:21:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By manghu67:
yup... surf the internet too...



+1 some times.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:21:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Yes.

I read what ever is handy. Even the back of the shampoo bottle.



Sometimes my legs even go to sleep I read so much, drives my wife nuts
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:23:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Yes.

I read what ever is handy. Even the back of the shampoo bottle.



+1

I've even decoded the "secret message" in the inside of the toilet paper tube!

The _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _!

Repeat.

The _ _ _ ...
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:23:21 AM EST
The newspaper, gun magazines, catalogs.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:24:15 AM EST
Hell yeah! It's the college of "SHIT U"!
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:26:01 AM EST
Yea.
Or I play my NeoGeo Pocket (it's like A gameboy but minus the suck).
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:27:40 AM EST
Oh ya, have to have something to read.

Keep a good supply too. Stuff, Maxim, Playboy, and SGN.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:28:04 AM EST
Gun Tests
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:37:17 AM EST
of course...who doesn't ?
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:43:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By Will220:
of course...who doesn't ?




I don't
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:44:51 AM EST
I surf with the laptop and use the cooling fan to blow the funk from around me.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:50:30 AM EST

Originally Posted By badeffect10:
I surf with the laptop and use the cooling fan to blow the funk from around me.



Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:52:20 AM EST
good reading time...

SWAT
Men's Health
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:52:59 AM EST
First remind me to never borrow any magazines you have previewed...

I have been waiting for someone to say..."No, but I crap in my reading chair."

MT
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:53:37 AM EST

Sometimes my legs even go to sleep I read so much, drives my wife nuts


Same here.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:00:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Yes.

I read what ever is handy. Even the back of the shampoo bottle.



And my wife makes fun of me for doing that same thing.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 6:59:34 PM EST
Laptop computer and wireless networking. Nuff said.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:02:03 PM EST
Currently, American Soldier by General Tommy Franks.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:05:46 PM EST
I used to, but not anymore. I try to minimize bathroom time. That's not to say I rush, but I don't stem the flow either.

Bedtime is readin' time now.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:10:59 PM EST
No I get in there and out.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:12:17 PM EST
Maxim, Stuff, FHM, Hot Rod, Muscle Mustangs & Fast Fords are the staples of bathroom time.
I have assorted catalogs in there when I'm done with the 'regulars'
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:15:54 PM EST
No, I'm not there long enough.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:19:37 PM EST
I used to, then my Dad told me his proctologist said that extended time on the potty could cause hemerroids. Speeds you up.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:24:40 PM EST

Nope.

Get in, do the business, get out.

Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:26:32 PM EST
Hell yes .....

Taking a dump while doing a little light reading is one of the
simple pleasures in life . It's a downright joy if no one is
rushing you or asking inane questions , like your suddenly
the answer man sitting on the throne of knowledge
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:38:43 PM EST
I thought reading the articles in Playboy was just an excuse...

CW
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:53:34 PM EST
No, just sit in deep thought.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:57:00 PM EST
My time in the Crapper = Tablet PC + Wireless Internet + Page3.com
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:17:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/10/2004 8:19:10 PM EST by Burley]
Yes. Mostly the newspaper. I keep some hunting mags and a couple of McManus books next to the shitter at home.

At work, I've been known to spend a good 30 minutes on the shitter reading the entire newspaper.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 9:07:55 PM EST
All the time. I read anything gun related. I also read all the catalogs I get. It is great fun. take care.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 9:14:58 PM EST
Hell yes, mostly gun magazines.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 9:17:40 PM EST
American Rifleman, Playboy Catalog, and Victoria's Secret Catalog....

All dreams of a better life for my wife and I!
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 9:19:45 PM EST
Currently, the book residing in there is "The art of warfare on Land" by somebody.

I read alot in the toilet.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 9:23:10 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/10/2004 9:26:00 PM EST by m_jacobs_wife]
Whatever's in that magazine basket next to the potty. Also, I'm getting the TP ready for the big wipe. I usually wipe 5 times with each new tissue.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 9:24:50 PM EST
yep good for catching up on my reading for classes.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 10:04:00 PM EST
Used to, now I'm in and out asap.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 4:34:58 AM EST
Not this shit again.

AB
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 5:58:21 AM EST
Yuppers, my wife calls it the library....and she hates it when i do it....in fact, everything i do pisses her off, so WTF?

I usually stash a book in the linen closet.....
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 9:11:04 AM EST
Once you have kids, the bathroom is your only remaining sanctuary where you can really sit and read or think or jack off or whatever in peace.

LL
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 9:12:35 AM EST
hell yeah i read while on the john. I have everything from penthouse to aopa private pilot
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 9:15:28 AM EST
I read a good deal of Heart of Darkness on the can.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 9:16:06 AM EST
Of course. It's a classic male behavior.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 9:20:29 AM EST
I keep the current issue of shotgun news in there. This post reminds me of the seinfeld episode where George takes the book in the bathroom and it gets tagged.
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