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Posted: 10/10/2004 8:12:54 AM EDT
If so, what mags / books to you keep in the john?

I catch up on my NRA rags.

Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:13:45 AM EDT
Yes.

I read what ever is handy. Even the back of the shampoo bottle.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:14:13 AM EDT
No, but i do come up with my greatest Ideas there...
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:15:35 AM EDT
yup... surf the internet too...
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:19:11 AM EDT
SGN
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:20:15 AM EDT
No, I out of there in a 60 seconds. Sit, do the paper work,flush,wash hands then go.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:21:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By manghu67:
yup... surf the internet too...



+1 some times.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:21:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Yes.

I read what ever is handy. Even the back of the shampoo bottle.



Sometimes my legs even go to sleep I read so much, drives my wife nuts
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:23:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Yes.

I read what ever is handy. Even the back of the shampoo bottle.



+1

I've even decoded the "secret message" in the inside of the toilet paper tube!

The _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _!

Repeat.

The _ _ _ ...
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:23:21 AM EDT
The newspaper, gun magazines, catalogs.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:24:15 AM EDT
Hell yeah! It's the college of "SHIT U"!
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:26:01 AM EDT
Yea.
Or I play my NeoGeo Pocket (it's like A gameboy but minus the suck).
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:27:40 AM EDT
Oh ya, have to have something to read.

Keep a good supply too. Stuff, Maxim, Playboy, and SGN.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:28:04 AM EDT
Gun Tests
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:37:17 AM EDT
of course...who doesn't ?
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:43:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Will220:
of course...who doesn't ?




I don't
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:44:51 AM EDT
I surf with the laptop and use the cooling fan to blow the funk from around me.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:50:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By badeffect10:
I surf with the laptop and use the cooling fan to blow the funk from around me.



Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:52:20 AM EDT
good reading time...

SWAT
Men's Health
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:52:59 AM EDT
First remind me to never borrow any magazines you have previewed...

I have been waiting for someone to say..."No, but I crap in my reading chair."

MT
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:53:37 AM EDT

Sometimes my legs even go to sleep I read so much, drives my wife nuts


Same here.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 9:00:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Yes.

I read what ever is handy. Even the back of the shampoo bottle.



And my wife makes fun of me for doing that same thing.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:59:34 PM EDT
Laptop computer and wireless networking. Nuff said.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:02:03 PM EDT
Currently, American Soldier by General Tommy Franks.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:05:46 PM EDT
I used to, but not anymore. I try to minimize bathroom time. That's not to say I rush, but I don't stem the flow either.

Bedtime is readin' time now.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:10:59 PM EDT
No I get in there and out.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:12:17 PM EDT
Maxim, Stuff, FHM, Hot Rod, Muscle Mustangs & Fast Fords are the staples of bathroom time.
I have assorted catalogs in there when I'm done with the 'regulars'
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:15:54 PM EDT
No, I'm not there long enough.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:19:37 PM EDT
I used to, then my Dad told me his proctologist said that extended time on the potty could cause hemerroids. Speeds you up.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:24:40 PM EDT

Nope.

Get in, do the business, get out.

Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:26:32 PM EDT
Hell yes .....

Taking a dump while doing a little light reading is one of the
simple pleasures in life . It's a downright joy if no one is
rushing you or asking inane questions , like your suddenly
the answer man sitting on the throne of knowledge
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:38:43 PM EDT
I thought reading the articles in Playboy was just an excuse...

CW
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:53:34 PM EDT
No, just sit in deep thought.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:57:00 PM EDT
My time in the Crapper = Tablet PC + Wireless Internet + Page3.com
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 9:17:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/10/2004 9:19:10 PM EDT by Burley]
Yes. Mostly the newspaper. I keep some hunting mags and a couple of McManus books next to the shitter at home.

At work, I've been known to spend a good 30 minutes on the shitter reading the entire newspaper.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 10:07:55 PM EDT
All the time. I read anything gun related. I also read all the catalogs I get. It is great fun. take care.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 10:14:58 PM EDT
Hell yes, mostly gun magazines.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 10:17:40 PM EDT
American Rifleman, Playboy Catalog, and Victoria's Secret Catalog....

All dreams of a better life for my wife and I!
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 10:19:45 PM EDT
Currently, the book residing in there is "The art of warfare on Land" by somebody.

I read alot in the toilet.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 10:23:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/10/2004 10:26:00 PM EDT by m_jacobs_wife]
Whatever's in that magazine basket next to the potty. Also, I'm getting the TP ready for the big wipe. I usually wipe 5 times with each new tissue.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 10:24:50 PM EDT
yep good for catching up on my reading for classes.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 11:04:00 PM EDT
Used to, now I'm in and out asap.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 5:34:58 AM EDT
Not this shit again.

AB
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 6:58:21 AM EDT
Yuppers, my wife calls it the library....and she hates it when i do it....in fact, everything i do pisses her off, so WTF?

I usually stash a book in the linen closet.....
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 10:11:04 AM EDT
Once you have kids, the bathroom is your only remaining sanctuary where you can really sit and read or think or jack off or whatever in peace.

LL
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 10:12:35 AM EDT
hell yeah i read while on the john. I have everything from penthouse to aopa private pilot
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 10:15:28 AM EDT
I read a good deal of Heart of Darkness on the can.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 10:16:06 AM EDT
Of course. It's a classic male behavior.
Link Posted: 10/11/2004 10:20:29 AM EDT
I keep the current issue of shotgun news in there. This post reminds me of the seinfeld episode where George takes the book in the bathroom and it gets tagged.
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