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Posted: 1/5/2012 4:51:38 PM EDT
Bill Cosby said he did it. I do it. I feel like I am marking my territory. What says the hive?

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Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:52:12 PM EDT
Does the Tinman have a sheet-metal cock?
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:52:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/5/2012 4:53:02 PM EDT by bowbender7]
Ah yes, the playground of piss. My backyard is.


Thats nothing, what about the shower
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:52:43 PM EDT
I've done it when I had to take a really bad piss while drunk.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:53:00 PM EDT
I'll piss anywhere outside where I won't get a indecent exposure charge.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:53:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/5/2012 4:53:22 PM EDT by Mastadon]
Of course. Side yard, too.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:54:00 PM EDT

no, but i pee in the neighbors yard


Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:54:11 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Molotov357:
I'll piss anywhere outside where I won't get a indecent exposure charge.


Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:54:22 PM EDT
Yes, and when I go through Ohio I stop and pee in your back yard.

Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:55:04 PM EDT
Yes, I do.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:55:33 PM EDT
Hell yes, and anywhere else, the world is my urinal.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:56:29 PM EDT
Lets just say I don't need a Man Cave.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:56:34 PM EDT
Yep, I even caught my 3 yr old son dropping a #2 in the back yard. He said the bathrooms were busy and he really had to go.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:56:43 PM EDT
nope, number 2's only
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:56:58 PM EDT
I'm afraid it would give my 90 yo neighbor a coronary. Poor old girl probably hasn't seen any action since the Nixon administration.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:57:45 PM EDT
Back, front and sides.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:57:46 PM EDT
Damn right I pee in my backyard.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:58:26 PM EDT
Hell yeah
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:58:35 PM EDT
Piss = fertilizer
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:58:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sleevefullofaces:
I'm afraid it would give my 90 yo neighbor a coronary. Poor old girl probably hasn't seen any action since the Nixon administration.

She's still got it. Give her a thrill.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:59:05 PM EDT
It's a man's right to do so!
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:59:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By aceranch:
Yep, I even caught my 3 yr old son dropping a #2 in the back yard. He said the bathrooms were busy and he really had to go.


Tier 1 child for sure. Salute to you.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:00:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
Yes, and when I go through Ohio I stop and pee in your back yard.



Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:00:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By aceranch:
Yep, I even caught my 3 yr old son dropping a #2 in the back yard. He said the bathrooms were busy and he really had to go.




Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:00:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sleevefullofaces:
I'm afraid it would give my 90 yo neighbor a coronary. Poor old girl probably hasn't seen any action since the Nixon administration.




Then she calls the cops and you become a registered sex offender.

Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:00:54 PM EDT
Front yard only
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:01:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Hitman77:
Hell yes, and anywhere else, the world is my urinal.


This
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:01:25 PM EDT
Yep. I'm on the edge of town (literally). And with a few trees here, there is plenty of stuff to pee on.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:01:31 PM EDT
Occasionally.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:01:38 PM EDT
I piss outside all the time. It's dry out here. I'm just helping irrigate the parched landscape.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:01:46 PM EDT
I whiz in my front yard, and in my back yard. I have family houses where they could see me in front,
but its dark enough at night, they can`t.
Whizzing outside is how i trained the dog.

The dog comes to me at night and gives me the look that says "i gotta go," so i fetch the 11/87P, and we
clear the back yard of zombies, intruders, and haunts. Oh, yeah, then we pee. its turned into a ritual.
The Mrs. declines to participate.

scruff
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:01:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TUBBY:
Bill Cosby said he did it. I do it. I feel like I am marking my territory. What says the hive?

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Does a bear shit in the woods? Hell yes I do.

Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:02:25 PM EDT
I can neither confirm nor deny I have done this. The wife said she has but she's spent nearly her whole life on the property.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:03:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By stlyns:
Piss = fertilizer


True, the chemicals in it will help grass grow so I am told.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:04:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Molotov357:
I'll piss anywhere outside where I won't get a indecent exposure charge.


This pretty much sums up the entire male experience.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:04:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Molotov357:
I'll piss anywhere outside where I won't get a indecent exposure charge.




Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:04:32 PM EDT
If the bathroom is occupied and I gots to go, hells yes.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:04:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:05:17 PM EDT
I would if I could without hitting the neighbor's patio
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:05:51 PM EDT
I live in the country so anywhere is fine to pee.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:06:30 PM EDT
Uh, yea! That's why I got out of town and have some land that takes me more than 5 minutes to mow.

It's worth it just to go out with the dog & both of us mark out territory.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:06:32 PM EDT
That is what Gatorade bottles are for.

Then toss them in the backyard or neighbors In the morning
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:07:12 PM EDT
Yes
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:07:52 PM EDT
Back yard, front yard, off the porch. Living in BFE has it's advantages.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:08:01 PM EDT
yes and i make this dance when i do it
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:08:47 PM EDT
fo sho.

i like to piss on people after i win a fight also.....oh and my parking spot at work
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:08:56 PM EDT
I reckon I dun it a time or two...mmmhmmm....
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:09:29 PM EDT
all the time.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:10:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/5/2012 5:13:24 PM EDT by MonkTx]
My dogs get to pee all over the backyard so why shouldn't I?

Reminds me of something- one of the neighbors' cats used to come over and piss all over my front door so I set a cat trap and a can of tuna out one night. The next morning I learned something.

Cats don't like golden showers.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:11:13 PM EDT
Yup. Side yard where the neighbors cant see. The SO caught my son doing it and boy did he get the business. She MAD! Ha Ha...
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:11:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By jered1321:
yes and i make this dance when i do it


That would get piss all over your pants...if you were wearing any.
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