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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:25:35 AM EDT
Florida sports fan sentenced to death sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/more/08/05/sex.sports.murder.ap/index.html?cnn=yes  PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer. Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had. "The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant." Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment. He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed. Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die." |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:27:47 AM EDT
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I'll take sex over any event, sporting or not.
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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:28:30 AM EDT
[#2]
I don't like sports anyway.....
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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:28:35 AM EDT
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What he said. |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:28:43 AM EDT
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Get out of my mind......  |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:28:53 AM EDT
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He apparently enjoyed the sex, but the cuddling afterwards was a non-starter.
That small difference makes your thread title somewhat misleading. |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:28:54 AM EDT
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Those eyes look at those eyes!
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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:29:29 AM EDT
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A bunch of us think alike, hence the arfcom brotherhood. 
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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:29:54 AM EDT
[#8]
Yeah, he looks emotional stable  EPOCH |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:30:53 AM EDT
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What he said, too. |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:31:20 AM EDT
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I usually make my get away right after sex. I have the cig excuse though. Just don't come back when I am done smoking. Sorry it was misleading to ya. |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:31:25 AM EDT
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BAN HAMMERS!
ETA...I'd take sex anyday...WTF, when guys find another bunch of sweaty guys more intriguing than their naked wives....  I hate that teh ghey smiley...it looks just like me...goatee, glasses and all... |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:31:31 AM EDT
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The dude looks like he might have a few cut up bodies in his freezer that he's been munching on...
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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:33:30 AM EDT
[#13]
Did someone say poo-nanny
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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:35:29 AM EDT
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No problem. I think that the "cuddle" thing is most likely far more popular with the women than the men. I seem to be pretty lucky in this area. After the deed, all my wife wants is a quick kiss goodnight! 
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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:43:40 AM EDT
[#15]
 Hhmmmm.... |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:46:24 AM EDT
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everyone looks crazy if they miss enough sleep and have that much adreneline pumping. he's been arrested, and as he said, he should die. |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:48:21 AM EDT
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Sex with the wife is rather sporty all by itself.
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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:51:38 AM EDT
[#18]
"Cuddle?! Did you say you want to CUDDLE?!!" 
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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:52:10 AM EDT
[#19]
I'd rather have sex with a claw hammer than watch some sports.
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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:57:06 AM EDT
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HA!  I say I have to agree too. Sports suck. And I actually like to cuddle for a bit afterwards, so there. (Mainly because I lack the strength to move for about 10 minutes.  )
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Posted: 8/5/2005 9:00:11 AM EDT
[#21]
Agreed. Especially when the sports involves teams from Kansas 
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Posted: 8/5/2005 9:00:55 AM EDT
[#22]
That man should have used this.
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Posted: 8/5/2005 9:12:11 AM EDT
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"Sports" = overpaid "athletes" running around doing something. How enjoyable is that? Not very. |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 9:14:20 AM EDT
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I concur! Watching 'Ball Games' when you can be playing 'Ball Games' is highly suspect! ANdy |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 9:15:05 AM EDT
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Another "riveting" KU football season about to start. You'd think are team would be a lot better than it is, considering our coach is shaped EXACTLY like a damn football!  Man, he's a fat bastard! |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 9:16:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/5/2005 9:25:50 AM EDT
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He's yelling, "Get in mah belly!" |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 9:30:26 AM EDT
[#28]
No kidding. Looks like he's got Urine Vandersloot eyes. M4-AK 
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Posted: 8/5/2005 9:32:43 AM EDT
[#29]
TV in the bedroom, it can save a life.
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Posted: 8/5/2005 9:33:22 AM EDT
[#30]
If the cowboys are playing - no sex will be had
Other than that, bring on the sex
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Posted: 8/5/2005 9:53:58 AM EDT
[#31]
Sex durring halftime or the 7th inning stretch is an option.
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Posted: 8/5/2005 9:57:37 AM EDT
[#32]
Hell no!!!!!!!!!!! Sports , like Basketball, Football, Baseball and the like are a complete waste of time IMHO. I don't know how you guys can sit in front of your TV's and watch it.
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Posted: 8/5/2005 9:59:15 AM EDT
[#33]
Is beating this guy with a baseball bat considered a sport?
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Posted: 8/5/2005 10:05:53 AM EDT
[#34]
Yeah he looks normal.
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Posted: 8/5/2005 10:06:07 AM EDT
[#35]
+1 Give him the needle! |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 10:06:37 AM EDT
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They should get married.
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Posted: 8/5/2005 10:08:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/5/2005 10:09:39 AM EDT
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Sports? I thought the only sport there was was trying to figure out how to have sex...
But wow... that dude is one scarry SOB! |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 10:12:06 AM EDT
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We have a winner! BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 10:15:37 AM EDT
[#40]
what they said
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Posted: 8/5/2005 10:16:10 AM EDT
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I will take sex over anything except a Nebraska football game.
HH |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 10:17:19 AM EDT
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Did that say "Not Available in West Virginia, Tennessee or Florida!"?  If so it wouldn't have been available to him in Florida. BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 10:20:05 AM EDT
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in the spirit of ARFCOM...i say.... DO BOTH!!!
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Posted: 8/5/2005 10:23:44 AM EDT
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Im having a hard time trying to figure out who looks like the biggest psycho.. Him or Lumpy the Donut killer, with the cheap haircut, and tin-star? |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 10:33:45 AM EDT
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I was thinking that, but then I wondered if they were already related..... or if maybe somebody already slept with their sister, and they are offspring of such an unholy union....   |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 10:37:09 AM EDT
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Both should be sexually sterilized before they are allowed to breed. Can you imagine what the kids would look like? |
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Posted: 8/5/2005 1:44:34 PM EDT
[#47]
I would rather have sex, just not with the wife.
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Posted: 8/6/2005 12:31:10 PM EDT
[#48]
bump
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Posted: 8/6/2005 12:41:42 PM EDT
[#49]
+1 AND, I'll cuddle too. A bullet is to good for that dude, he needs to die by claw hammer just like his wife did. |
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Posted: 8/6/2005 2:13:29 PM EDT
[#50]
You wonder if the wife had of whacked him because SHE didn't want to have sex, would the media be so prompt to condem her?? Just a thought.
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