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Posted: 8/5/2005 8:25:35 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:27:47 AM EDT
I'll take sex over any event, sporting or not.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:28:30 AM EDT
I don't like sports anyway.....
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:28:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
I'll take sex over any event, sporting or not.




What he said.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:28:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
I'll take sex over any event, sporting or not.



Get out of my mind......

Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:28:53 AM EDT
He apparently enjoyed the sex, but the cuddling afterwards was a non-starter.

That small difference makes your thread title somewhat misleading.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:28:54 AM EDT
Those eyes look at those eyes!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:29:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SHIVAN:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
I'll take sex over any event, sporting or not.



Get out of my mind......




A bunch of us think alike, hence the arfcom brotherhood.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:29:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By m-dc:
Those eyes look at those eyes!



Yeah, he looks emotional stable

EPOCH
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:30:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
I'll take sex over any event, sporting or not.


What he said.


What he said, too.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:31:20 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:31:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/5/2005 8:33:31 AM EDT by pzjgr]
BAN HAMMERS!

ETA...I'd take sex anyday...WTF, when guys find another bunch of sweaty guys more intriguing than their naked wives....

I hate that teh ghey smiley...it looks just like me...goatee, glasses and all...
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:31:31 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/5/2005 8:32:02 AM EDT by Noname]
The dude looks like he might have a few cut up bodies in his freezer that he's been munching on...

Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:33:30 AM EDT
Did someone say poo-nanny
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:35:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ilikelegs:

Originally Posted By Torf:
He apparently enjoyed the sex, but the cuddling afterwards was a non-starter.

That small difference makes your thread title somewhat misleading.



I usually make my get away right after sex.
I have the cig excuse though.
Just don't come back when I am done smoking.


Sorry it was misleading to ya.



No problem.

I think that the "cuddle" thing is most likely far more popular with the women than the men. I seem to be pretty lucky in this area. After the deed, all my wife wants is a quick kiss goodnight!

Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:43:40 AM EDT





Hhmmmm....

Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:46:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/5/2005 8:47:08 AM EDT by david_g17]

Originally Posted By garandman:
www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0509051inside1.jpg

i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/more/08/05/sex.sports.murder.ap/p1_offord.jpg


Hhmmmm....




everyone looks crazy if they miss enough sleep and have that much adreneline pumping.

he's been arrested, and as he said, he should die.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:48:21 AM EDT
Sex with the wife is rather sporty all by itself.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:51:38 AM EDT


"Cuddle?! Did you say you want to CUDDLE?!!"
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:52:10 AM EDT
I'd rather have sex with a claw hammer than watch some sports.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:57:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
I'd rather have sex with a claw hammer than watch some sports.



HA!

I say I have to agree too. Sports suck.

And I actually like to cuddle for a bit afterwards, so there.
(Mainly because I lack the strength to move for about 10 minutes. )
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 9:00:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
I'd rather have sex with a claw hammer than watch some sports.



Agreed. Especially when the sports involves teams from Kansas
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 9:00:55 AM EDT
That man should have used this.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 9:12:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
I'd rather have sex with a claw hammer than watch some sports.



HA!

I say I have to agree too. Sports suck.

And I actually like to cuddle for a bit afterwards, so there.
(Mainly because I lack the strength to move for about 10 minutes. )



"Sports" = overpaid "athletes" running around doing something. How enjoyable is that? Not very.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 9:14:20 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 9:15:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By cool-e:

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
I'd rather have sex with a claw hammer than watch some sports.



Agreed. Especially when the sports involves teams from Kansas



Another "riveting" KU football season about to start. You'd think are team would be a lot better than it is, considering our coach is shaped EXACTLY like a damn football!



Man, he's a fat bastard!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 9:16:29 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 9:25:50 AM EDT


He's yelling, "Get in mah belly!"
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 9:30:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By m-dc:
Those eyes look at those eyes!



No kidding. Looks like he's got Urine Vandersloot eyes.

M4-AK
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 9:32:43 AM EDT
TV in the bedroom, it can save a life.


Link Posted: 8/5/2005 9:33:22 AM EDT
If the cowboys are playing - no sex will be had

Other than that, bring on the sex
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 9:53:58 AM EDT
Sex durring halftime or the 7th inning stretch is an option.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 9:57:37 AM EDT
Hell no!!!!!!!!!!! Sports , like Basketball, Football, Baseball and the like are a complete waste of time IMHO. I don't know how you guys can sit in front of your TV's and watch it.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 9:59:15 AM EDT
Is beating this guy with a baseball bat considered a sport?
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 10:05:53 AM EDT


Yeah he looks normal.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 10:06:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Noname:
The dude looks like he might have a few cut up bodies in his freezer that he's been munching on...

i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/more/08/05/sex.sports.murder.ap/p1_offord.jpg



+1

Give him the needle!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 10:06:37 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 10:08:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/5/2005 10:08:31 AM EDT by BayEagle]



Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay?
Um, she likes sport, yes!
I bet she does, I bet she does!
As a matter of fact she's very fond of cricket.
'Oo isn't? Likes games, eh? Knew she would.
Likes games, eh? She's been around a bit, been around?


Link Posted: 8/5/2005 10:09:39 AM EDT
Sports? I thought the only sport there was was trying to figure out how to have sex...

But wow... that dude is one scarry SOB!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 10:12:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ISED8U:
Sex with the wife is rather sporty all by itself.



We have a winner!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 10:15:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
I'll take sex over any event, sporting or not.




What he said.



what they said
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 10:16:10 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/5/2005 10:16:47 AM EDT by HoustonHusker]
I will take sex over anything except a Nebraska football game.

HH

Link Posted: 8/5/2005 10:17:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:
That man should have used this.



Did that say "Not Available in West Virginia, Tennessee or Florida!"?

If so it wouldn't have been available to him in Florida.

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 10:20:05 AM EDT
in the spirit of ARFCOM...i say.... DO BOTH!!!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 10:23:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/5/2005 10:34:44 AM EDT by R-32]

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:


Yeah he looks normal.



Im having a hard time trying to figure out who looks like the biggest psycho..

Him or Lumpy the Donut killer, with the cheap haircut, and tin-star?
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 10:33:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By garandman:
www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0509051inside1.jpg

i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/more/08/05/sex.sports.murder.ap/p1_offord.jpg


Hhmmmm....




They should get married.



I was thinking that, but then I wondered if they were already related..... or if maybe somebody already slept with their sister, and they are offspring of such an unholy union....

Link Posted: 8/5/2005 10:37:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By garandman:
www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0509051inside1.jpg

i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/more/08/05/sex.sports.murder.ap/p1_offord.jpg


Hhmmmm....




They should get married.



Both should be sexually sterilized before they are allowed to breed. Can you imagine what the kids would look like?
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 1:44:34 PM EDT
I would rather have sex, just not with the wife.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 12:31:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 12:41:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
I'll take sex over any event, sporting or not.



+1 AND, I'll cuddle too.

A bullet is to good for that dude, he needs to die by claw hammer just like his wife did.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 2:13:29 PM EDT
You wonder if the wife had of whacked him because SHE didn't want to have sex, would the media be so prompt to condem her?? Just a thought.
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