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CT, USA
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A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
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GA, USA
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Posted: 10/1/2011 12:22:40 PM EST
No It's who kills you most in black ops. Aka the guy you track down and strangle.
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Posted: 10/1/2011 12:25:37 PM EST
Do you like dags?
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Posted: 10/1/2011 12:26:56 PM EST
it was parked at a funny angle
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Posted: 10/1/2011 12:28:15 PM EST
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer. Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...written down the side of mine... should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off |
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Posted: 10/1/2011 12:30:55 PM EST
Wasn't Nemesis an ancient goddess of retribution?
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Posted: 10/1/2011 12:32:55 PM EST
Me ma is awful partial to periwinkle blue.
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Posted: 10/1/2011 12:33:43 PM EST
Originally Posted By subcomunic8r:
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. "Yeah, before Zee Germans get here." |
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Posted: 10/1/2011 12:35:16 PM EST
Heavy is good... heavy is reliable... if it doesn't work you can always hit them with it.
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Posted: 10/1/2011 12:35:33 PM EST
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Posted: 10/1/2011 12:35:56 PM EST
"Protection from what? Zee Germans?"
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Posted: 10/1/2011 12:36:48 PM EST
I reckon the fat rabbit gets fucked.
What?... proper fucked? |
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GA, USA
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Posted: 10/1/2011 12:37:28 PM EST
has you mean nematodes mayhap?
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Posted: 10/1/2011 12:38:40 PM EST
He'll find ya Moses in a burnin' bush if ya pay 'im for it.
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Posted: 10/1/2011 12:39:52 PM EST
So, be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
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Posted: 10/1/2011 12:40:31 PM EST
Originally Posted By IROC355: No It's who kills you most in black ops. Aka the guy you track down and strangle. Rare exception to the "first post always wins" rule. This one failed hard.
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COG
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Posted: 10/1/2011 12:41:54 PM EST
Originally Posted By PinPointOne:
Me ma is awful partial to periwinkle blue. one of the great movies of all time! the scene where his mother gets killed gave me a real appreciation of how good an actor brad pitt is... |
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Posted: 10/1/2011 12:45:45 PM EST
..........and when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of
them, because its no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you dont want to go sievin through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. 
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". |
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Posted: 10/1/2011 12:50:43 PM EST
you take sugar?
No, Turkish, I'm sweet enough. |
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AR, USA
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Posted: 10/1/2011 12:52:57 PM EST
Originally Posted By subcomunic8r:
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. Periwinkle Blue!! |
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Posted: 10/1/2011 12:56:27 PM EST
I fookin hate pikeys
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MI, USA
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:20:48 PM EST
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OR, USA
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:32:53 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2011 1:34:12 PM EST by -RotorDemon-]
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:35:14 PM EST
It's a holster duh.
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:37:33 PM EST
Well, where did you lose him? He isn't a set of fuckin car keys is he? And it's not as though he is inconfuckinspicuous is it?
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WA, USA
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:52:31 PM EST
Originally Posted By www-glock19-com:
it was parked at a funny angle the bus in RE 3? |
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WA, USA
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:53:51 PM EST
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Posted: 10/1/2011 1:59:46 PM EST
How long on them sausages?
Five minutes guv.
Five minutes, you said five minute 10 minutes ago.
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Posted: 10/1/2011 2:12:11 PM EST
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Posted: 10/1/2011 8:33:23 PM EST
Originally Posted By eswift: Originally Posted By www-glock19-com: it was parked at a funny angle the bus in RE 3? |
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Posted: 10/1/2011 8:36:54 PM EST
Originally Posted By www-glock19-com:
it was parked at a funny angle It's behind you, Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you! |
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