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Posted: 4/14/2007 8:11:51 PM EDT
[#1]
I have freakishly large hands and feet...
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Posted: 4/14/2007 8:14:46 PM EDT
[#2]
Anyone with a birthmark of any sort has one, in a very technical sense.
There is a family history of third nipples along my mother's side of the family. I have a very, very faint dark spot on my left side chest below the pectoral muscle which is my birthmark (my mother has a larger, darker one in the same spot, or so she says but I've never seen it, of course) and more than likely, it's a rudimentary start of a third nipple. I also have a freakishly thick crank, but that's an asset, not a deformity.  The fronts of my thighs, toward the outsides, don't have full touch sensitivity compared to the rest of my legs or body. This is something that my mother's side of the family tends to have as well. It feels a little different, that's all. Like there's always a layer of cloth between my skin and what's touching it in those spots. CJ |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 8:21:30 PM EDT
[#3]
If I lean forward a little bit, I'm like a tripod....It's like a third leg
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Posted: 4/14/2007 8:21:52 PM EDT
[#4]
I will regret this-when I was 4 my father zipped my Johnson up in a pair of Whinnie the Pooh PJ's.The kind with feet on em.still have a scar to this day, and no I WIIL NOT POST PICS.
 
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Posted: 4/14/2007 8:23:48 PM EDT
[#5]
Well, you gotta come up short somewhere. |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 8:23:59 PM EDT
[#6]
I have a very slight 3rd nipple underneath my right one. It is definitely a nipple, but you can't tell unless I point it out.
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Posted: 4/14/2007 8:24:16 PM EDT
[#7]
My head is a little lopsided...damn backwoods doctors and their forceps
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Posted: 4/14/2007 8:24:58 PM EDT
[#8]
I'm pretty ugly.
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Posted: 4/14/2007 8:29:44 PM EDT
[#9]
The end of my left ring finger is shaped somewhat odd and the finger is 1/2" shorter than the other one. The tip of the finger is hard. This is due to an accident where the tip had to be reattached.
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Posted: 4/14/2007 8:30:04 PM EDT
[#10]
My pinky toes sit kinda far back on my foot and unless I have good socks, its really uncomftorable.
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Posted: 4/14/2007 8:30:24 PM EDT
[#11]
Other than the aforementioned birthmarks, no.
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Posted: 4/14/2007 8:34:33 PM EDT
[#12]
I have shortish fingers and toes. I wear a 12-14 4E shoe, depending on the brand, but my toes are little.
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Posted: 4/14/2007 8:36:55 PM EDT
[#13]
What about those people who have a "squished" thumb? Ever seen that? The last joint of the thumb is half the length as normal, and the thumbnail is a lot wider than it long. Sometimes people have these on only one hand, and sometimes both thumbs are this way. I always look at people's hands, so I notice this at once.
What about this thumb deformity? Anyone here have that? |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 8:42:24 PM EDT
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I have a freakishly long tonge, like kiss. Seriously. I can touch the tip of my nose with it. I can also put my tonge in my nasal cavity.
Its kinda cool, the ladies seem to apreaciated it... 
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Posted: 4/14/2007 8:47:30 PM EDT
[#15]
You should call yourself lucky, I step on mine when it's a noodle
My wifes tongue is crazy long. I'm still trying to see if she'll do a little girl on girl action. (With me included)
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Posted: 4/14/2007 8:49:17 PM EDT
[#16]
Good thread.
I actually have a small 3rd nipple too. I might post pics, if I can get macro mode to work well. My right ring finger is twisted (as in rotated). I have a malformed vertebrae in my neck. My feet pronate badly. I am "tongue tied" and can't stick my tongue out of my mouth. (Don't worry, I have a workaround for cunnilingual use) Damn, I never realized just how screwed up I am!!! As for my pecker, it's only about as big around as a beer can, but it's really long to make up for that deficiency.
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Posted: 4/14/2007 8:52:13 PM EDT
[#17]
My dickhole isn't where it is supposed to be. I'll post pics if you want.
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Posted: 4/14/2007 8:54:09 PM EDT
[#18]
My eyebrow corner curls up like a tiny devils horn.
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Posted: 4/14/2007 8:55:12 PM EDT
[#19]
I used to have two assholes but I got a divorce.
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Posted: 4/14/2007 9:03:27 PM EDT
[#20]
I have a defective butt.
It has a huge crack in it. |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 9:04:30 PM EDT
[#21]
I personally don't think I have a deformity, but I've had several chicks tell me my dong is way to large to be using on them daily,
hell even my ex wife told me that I was just a big dick with a body attached to it. |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 9:11:14 PM EDT
[#22]
Remember the guy who had the beer can dick song from the ex-girlfriend thread in team a while ago? "one inch long and two inches wide, won't hit the bottom but it'll scrape the side" 
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Posted: 4/14/2007 9:12:43 PM EDT
[#23]
You use your nose? |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 9:21:36 PM EDT
[#24]
I have very wide and flat feet. They literally look like duck feet. My hands are extremely webbed too, which I didn't realize until an ex girlfriend pointed out when I was 15. All I need are gills I guess.
 On the upside, I've always been a pretty good swimmer. ETA pic Hows this for freakish. 
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Posted: 4/14/2007 9:22:20 PM EDT
[#25]
Do you really want to know?  Here's my tongue, and I'm sticking it out as far as I possibly can (rash is because I just shaved). As you can see, it doesn't stick out very far, but I can flick a little with it. You can also pinch and nibble with your lips quite a bit. But yes, it is a challenge, and that little spine that holds my tongue in has torn in the past when I have gotten a little exuberant in my activities. It hurts like hell when that happens. (more edits to come...)  
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Posted: 4/14/2007 9:30:35 PM EDT
[#26]
all my toes are longer than my big toes......kind of difficult to find comfortable shoes
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Posted: 4/14/2007 9:40:06 PM EDT
[#27]
Our first confirmed deformity! Bravo! ***** I have conscious control over my nasal muscles- I can shut my nostrils at will. I do not consider this a deformity as much as an extra ability, as I can block my olfactory sense from negative stimuli, when for instance someone farts. |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 9:41:19 PM EDT
[#28]
I'm double jointed and I have two extra bewbies [no pictures
] Awh yes I am the idea wife. 
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Posted: 4/14/2007 9:42:05 PM EDT
[#29]
this thread is now disturbing |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 9:45:45 PM EDT
[#30]
Pea sized bladder... plumbing 2 match... I blame my dad... DAMN it's cold in Norway..
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Posted: 4/14/2007 9:46:49 PM EDT
[#31]
me too. |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 9:47:14 PM EDT
[#32]
Poland's syndrome
And my high school P.E. teacher wondered why I had trouble doing pushups and bench presses with ONE Pectoralis Major muscle on my left/non-dominant side. Idiot.
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Posted: 4/14/2007 9:47:30 PM EDT
[#33]
Just doing my part to help the tongue-tied brotherhood. My dentist once told me "I can fix that you know". I told him "nah, I'm married, but if that changes I'll come see you". In retrospect I wish I had him do it, but I had a speech to give a few days later and I didn't know (and still don't) if getting it cut would affect my ability to speak or if I'd start biting my tongue a lot. |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 9:50:11 PM EDT
[#34]
I am follicly challenged
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Posted: 4/14/2007 9:53:38 PM EDT
[#35]
would it sound bad if I said I was slightly arroused? I've heard that you could talk better if you have your tongue untied? |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 9:59:40 PM EDT
[#36]
Women say that all the time when they talk to me, nothing new......
I don't talk weird or have a lisp or anything, but I am seriously considering getting it clipped, if only to satisfy my curiosity. That's interesting that you've heard one can talk better with it clipped though. My 8 month old has the same thing, and we will probably get it clipped before he's a year old. His is worse than mine. |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 10:01:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/14/2007 10:02:42 PM EDT
[#38]
Looks like the same problem I have, as thats pretty much as far as my tounge will go too. |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 10:03:04 PM EDT
[#39]
I have a friend that was born without one, so they had to cut one in. No, I DID NOT solicit this information from him, it was in response to my telling him about shitting my pants in walmart. |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 10:03:12 PM EDT
[#40]
... When fully erect, my penis is approximately 14.5" long with roughly a 3.5" girth
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Posted: 4/14/2007 10:04:29 PM EDT
[#41]
I can't tell how how many get a kick out of it. "Pete, stick out your tongue, as far as you can" Then they laugh their asses off about it. It amuses them to think I can't....you know. |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 10:04:51 PM EDT
[#42]
fold it in half and zip tie it. |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 10:05:10 PM EDT
[#43]
None except a red spot on my ankle and a beauty mark on my cheek.
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Posted: 4/14/2007 10:07:12 PM EDT
[#44]
Why? Do you want to revive the ancient Spartan practice of killing all babies at birth that have any kind of deformity or appear weak in any way?
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Posted: 4/14/2007 10:07:19 PM EDT
[#45]
I work at WalMart and recently purchased a fully functioning, transferrable GE Minigun. |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 10:07:35 PM EDT
[#46]
Back in high school I was super skinny with a skinny funny looking neck. I have since then filled out and would kick your ass.
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Posted: 4/14/2007 10:15:28 PM EDT
[#47]
ITS A TOOOMMAAAH!
 That white globby stuff on your right inside the calf and down the leg. It probably wont kill me - but it hurts like a bitch. |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 10:16:51 PM EDT
[#48]
Damn. You guys are all fucked up.
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Posted: 4/14/2007 10:22:16 PM EDT
[#49]
man, I think I seen you in waterworld. |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 10:49:12 PM EDT
[#50]
2 Uvulas here
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