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Posted: 12/28/2001 11:59:00 AM EDT
M1A Scout: Daisy Benelli: Ashley No names for my USP or Beretta yet.
Link Posted: 12/28/2001 12:00:20 PM EDT
Na. All the manufactures kind of beat me to it.
Link Posted: 12/28/2001 12:05:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/28/2001 12:21:36 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/28/2001 1:28:47 PM EDT
AR-15: "Peacemaker" Mossberg 500 Cruser: "Big Ed" Beretta 9000s: yet unnamed Marlin .22: "Sureshot" (okay, so I named it when I was a kid)
Link Posted: 12/28/2001 1:31:37 PM EDT
Beretta 1200FP - "The Get The F*** Out Of My House Gun"
Link Posted: 12/28/2001 1:42:10 PM EDT
Gunsite Rem 870 - Arm Of God. [shotgun] Cg.
Link Posted: 12/28/2001 2:38:00 PM EDT
I named my Mini-30 "POS," and I named my brothers SKS "F'ing thing" as in "F'ing thing is broken again!"
Link Posted: 12/28/2001 2:53:17 PM EDT
the ar the ak the glock the 22
Link Posted: 12/28/2001 2:57:41 PM EDT
my AR- Alison my single shot vrack barrel 12 G sawed off- OLD PAINLESS my sweedish 6.5mm mauser- Wendy
Link Posted: 12/28/2001 3:14:19 PM EDT
Savage 10fp- The Ground Hog "KILLER" Remington 700vs- The Tack Driver,because it does. Most all the others i have are waiting for there nick names.
Link Posted: 12/28/2001 3:47:40 PM EDT
My mossberg 500 is my roomsweeper. cant figure out why tho :D
Link Posted: 12/28/2001 3:57:05 PM EDT
I call my AR, 1911, and 92FS all GI JOES
Link Posted: 12/28/2001 3:57:48 PM EDT
"Charelene, sir..."
Link Posted: 12/28/2001 3:59:46 PM EDT
M15A4(T) - Mr. Thunderbarker
Link Posted: 12/28/2001 5:00:02 PM EDT
Not only do I name my guns, but I also named all my screwdrivers, sockets,wrenches, hammers, pliers, files and power tools. I also named the refrigerator, microwave, washer, drier, vcr, TV, stereo, and dvd player. Then I named my truck, my wife's jeep, son's bicycle, and daughter's stroller. Furthermore, I named all three sinks, both toilets, and the bathtub. If you are going to name one inanimate object, you might as well name all of them, especially the ones you use most frequently. Naming guns is fruity. I don't care what Vikings or Mountain Men did, today it is fruity.
Link Posted: 12/28/2001 5:05:23 PM EDT
My Cav-15 is named Buddy, after my high school dream girl Buddy Fleck. She was divine. To bad I lost track of her two years ago. She was like 5'6"-5'9" brown hair, it was long. Her last known job was house cleaning for a family business. Hobbies included pets and more pets. If you have seen her drop me a line at Mall_Ninja@hotmail.com. [):)] NSF
Link Posted: 12/28/2001 5:24:13 PM EDT
Bushy is named Ghettoblaster (hence...) [:D] Decked out Rem. 870 is named Hellhammer. Bonus points if anyone gets the name. And Glock 21 is named something inappropriate for this forum heheh. A couple un-named yet.
Link Posted: 12/28/2001 5:28:01 PM EDT
Bessie.... all my guns are named Bessie
Link Posted: 12/28/2001 6:16:59 PM EDT
All my firearms have names... all my firearms are female, too... gives the term 'pocket pistol' a whole new meaning... [:P]
Link Posted: 12/28/2001 6:22:08 PM EDT
The Ar15 is named sweet pea.
Link Posted: 12/28/2001 6:26:24 PM EDT
No, but here are some ideas: Taliban Tamer Silver Bitch (for any stainless weapon)
Link Posted: 12/28/2001 6:34:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/28/2001 6:52:58 PM EDT by Dolomite]
Only named two of them (so far, it's not something I take lightly): [list=1][*]The first AR I built from a kit I called [b]Betty[/b]. The name comes from an album title by the defunct HR/Punk band Helmet. Sometimes the rifle gets referred to as "Bad News Betty".[/*][*]And the second one a good time later: I bought a very sweet Remington 870 from a nice gentleman out in California. He put all the bells and whistles on and did some magic to the barrel. Out to 20 yards, the gun will put all 9 pellets from an Estate Tactical Buck load into a pattern I can cover with my hand. It's also good enough to repeatedly hit an IPSC silhouette out to 116 yards with wimpy S&B slugs. For what should be obvious reasons, that gun is simply called [b]The Vang[/b].[/*][/list=1]
Link Posted: 12/28/2001 6:36:16 PM EDT
Polytech folder,"LIL BITCH"
Link Posted: 12/28/2001 6:50:46 PM EDT
I only name them if they don't work!!! [peep]
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Link Posted: 12/28/2001 10:05:56 PM EDT
I've got way to many to name them. I would forget their names. Hell I forget my own name. MORE BEER !!!!!!
Link Posted: 12/29/2001 6:10:25 AM EDT
Too many to name.
Link Posted: 12/29/2001 6:18:39 AM EDT
No, but they call me names sometimes, then I have to discipline them. Can't let your guns run the show, you see.
Link Posted: 12/29/2001 6:41:00 AM EDT
yes, It is called a firearm, what I named my 'gun' is my own business.... ;{>
Link Posted: 12/29/2001 6:47:45 AM EDT
Only my Benelli "the dork slayer".
Link Posted: 12/29/2001 7:17:27 AM EDT
Only 2 of my firearms have names. My Remington 700 LSS in 7mm Ultra Mag I call "Heather" after my girlfriend. My girl calls my AR10T "Big Mama" (it weighs about 14.5lbs.) Well, make that 3 firearms. I call my Marlin 1895M in 450 Marlin "Thumper" for obvious reasons. [;)]
Link Posted: 12/29/2001 10:20:45 AM EDT
When I bought my Garand it had a real fugly stock, it really must have been through two wars [:D], and the metal finish was slightly worn but solid. So I started calling it "Ole' Ugly." Now it is rebuilt and restocked. I can't call it "Ole' Ugly" anymore.
Link Posted: 12/29/2001 10:24:02 AM EDT
I named my AR "La Luz"...espanol for The Light...everytime a coyote meets her, it "see's the light"
Link Posted: 12/29/2001 10:31:35 AM EDT
My Bushie M4gery is called my bow because I carry/ store it in a youth bow case, incognito. A bow hunting friend of mine once asked what kind of bow I had pointing to my case. When I "whipped it out" he said "Oh my G_D!". Name stuck. No I am not gay.
Link Posted: 12/29/2001 10:45:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/29/2001 10:49:06 AM EDT by BusMaster007]
THAY, FELLATH! If naming your guns is "fruity", I'll sashay up to the bar with "Darlene" anyday! Of [i]course[/i] I've named a couple of them! Just as ships are "female", so are most machines referred to as such. It's comforting to give the inanimate object a personality. The Dissipator is "Darlene". The Beretta 1201FPG3 is "Wicked Vicki". The Beretta 96 Centurion is "Gina" as in Lolabridgida, the Italian actress. The Browning BAR Safari is "Diana", Goddess of the Hunt. What'll I name my next girl, the Remington 700P? Tune in next thread...maybe it'll be "BRUCE"!!! Edited for the "I'm not gay, but, my wife is jealous of the guns" disclaimer. [rolleyes]
Link Posted: 12/29/2001 11:05:08 AM EDT
All mine came with "names" from the manufacturer. I would expect to get a discount on a gun I had to "name" myself.
Link Posted: 12/29/2001 9:07:55 PM EDT
This is a funny thead, keep'm commin... BrenLover
Link Posted: 12/30/2001 12:40:58 AM EDT
Glock 21 - "Hans" Glock 30 - "Franz" "We are here to pump you up!" [:D]
Link Posted: 12/30/2001 1:07:37 AM EDT
This is my [B]BOOMSTICK![/B]
Link Posted: 12/30/2001 4:39:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/30/2001 4:41:05 PM EDT by Leadbutt]
The Green Dusty Knee... M1 Garand Miss Parker ... Mossberg M44 Pvt. Benjamin... Colt Gold Cup Misty ... S&W 659 Emma ... Erma Excam PPKS Ruby... Oly/Misc. Spacegun Leadbutt... Tannery/Holliger CMP SVC (because the #6 shot balances the heavy barrel)
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