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Posted: 7/13/2012 4:04:58 PM EDT

Jenko: It obviously starts with... you have the right to... remain an attorney...
Captain Dickson: Did you just say you have the right to be an attorney?
Schmidt: Well, you do have the right to be an attorney if you want to..

Domingo: You guys even real cops? You look like kids on Halloween
Jenko: Hey! You want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo: You want to beat my dick off?
Schmidt: I think what he was trying to say was, he's gonna punch you so many times round the genital area that your dick's just gonna fall off

Fucking love this movie
Link Posted: 7/13/2012 4:06:50 PM EDT
Great movie, both my wife and I was surprised by how funny it was
Link Posted: 7/13/2012 4:08:19 PM EDT
The woman thought it would be lame and boring. She was wrong.
Link Posted: 7/13/2012 4:21:18 PM EDT
Care to tell the rest of us what movie you are talking about?
Link Posted: 7/13/2012 4:21:39 PM EDT
Schmidt: This feels like the end of Die hard, but this is real life!
Jenko: Which one?
Schmidt: The 3rd one Samuel Jackson style.
Jenko: Fuck yeah!
Link Posted: 7/13/2012 4:21:59 PM EDT
sorry...21 jump st the remake
Link Posted: 7/13/2012 4:30:23 PM EDT


= lulz
Link Posted: 7/13/2012 5:27:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/14/2012 2:25:52 AM EDT
The Other Guys had the rights better
"Anything you say can and will be used....Whats the rest of it?"
"As a floatation device."
Link Posted: 7/14/2012 3:32:06 AM EDT
You played saxaphone at my sister's wedding man!

Tough titty, I fucked her too!

lol. One of the funniest movies I've seen in a long time.

You're a dick assassin!
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