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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:38:58 PM EDT
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dance
talk to women eat food |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:39:41 PM EDT
[#2]
Projectile vomit ...
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:40:03 PM EDT
[#3]
drive.
seriously. After a couple drinks, I do the speed limit, come to complete stops and use my turn signal. Drinking and driving should be legalized for the children. you do care about children don't you? |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:40:24 PM EDT
[#4]
Play better golf and pool. I also think I might sound smarter too.
  
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:40:26 PM EDT
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I am a much better drunk when I am drunk. When I am sober I just don't do as good a job of acting drunk.
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:40:27 PM EDT
[#6]
Besides drive....???
j/k Nothing I can think of. |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:40:34 PM EDT
[#7]
bowling and billiards
ever since I quit drinking I suck at it. I'm serious 
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:40:58 PM EDT
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Masturbate? |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:41:45 PM EDT
[#9]
Karaoke
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:41:46 PM EDT
[#10]
Oh shit, I might be a better golfer....for a little while. I've been too drunk to play plenty of times.
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:42:27 PM EDT
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I have better workouts with a little buzz going..makes me feel loose and cocky on the weight bench
ETA: When I was a rookie stockbroker I used to knock back a few before I settled in for a night of cold calling prospects. |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:43:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:44:08 PM EDT
[#13]
Shooting?
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:44:23 PM EDT
[#14]
Pronounce French correctly. Well, being sleepy helps too.
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:45:00 PM EDT
[#15]
Tip
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:46:11 PM EDT
[#16]
+1 (except for the golf, pool, and smarter thingy. - I do think my weiner is bigger if I'm drinking though, kinda like beer muscles).
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:46:45 PM EDT
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I was part of an exchange group program in high school, about 15 of us went to Germany my sophmore year. Problem was, our teacher was horrible, and none of us spoke conversational German.
that is, unless I was drinking. Once I had a good buzz going, I might as well have been native. That little mental block that makes you overthink your words just melts away and it all comes out. |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:47:05 PM EDT
[#18]
 I was waiting for that one. 
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:47:41 PM EDT
[#19]
I can keep it up longer. Does that count?
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:47:42 PM EDT
[#20]
I pick up way hotter chicks when I'm drunk.
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:47:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:48:46 PM EDT
[#22]
PICK UP FAT CHICKS
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:49:10 PM EDT
[#23]
after a couple...most everything. It's all down hill from there.
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:49:55 PM EDT
[#24]
I'm much more fun when I've had a few. Hell, at least I enjoy my company!
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:50:18 PM EDT
[#25]
I am a LOT more handsome when it's drunk out.
I am also smarter, stronger, taller... |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:51:47 PM EDT
[#26]
I am much better at video games after a couple of drinks.
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:57:21 PM EDT
[#27]
Uh, this is the first time ive ever seen anyone deep throat a 5th of JackDaniels. Kind'a kinky, don't ya think? 
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:01:03 PM EDT
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+1, my wife says the same thing about me. After a couple of drinks I drive a lot safer, follow the limits, turn the music down and pay more attention. Of course as stated, its for the children
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:03:40 PM EDT
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Hmmm, I'm a better jackass after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol. Oh, and +1 on picking up fat chicks.
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:10:52 PM EDT
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slurrrrr..............
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:16:42 PM EDT
[#31]
well, dancing comes to mind. when i am at a club, i am all tense until i get a couple beers in me. then i can loosen up and i am pretty amazed at how many hot gals "bump n grind" with me, hell sometimes even the good lookin black gals.
talk to chicks, i get loose and don't really care if i get shot down or not. i have gotten plenty more ass from a night out with a few drinks than any time i was sober. go through more beers. let me explain, the more i get in me the more i want. usually is pretty expensive if i am at a bar or a night club. camaro |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:33:54 PM EDT
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I actually shoot better after 2 beers. Not enough to have much more than a slight buzz. I think it's because it helps me relax and settle in a bit better. More than 2 beers, and I can't hit shit.
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:38:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:40:14 PM EDT
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Post.
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:41:05 PM EDT
[#35]
Play pool
Talk to women Dance |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:42:54 PM EDT
[#36]
Home renovations
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:43:02 PM EDT
[#37]
Dance and screw.
In both cases, when drunk, I don't care what other people think of me. |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:45:31 PM EDT
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I like to get a good buzz going just before I go work a DUI checkpoint.
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:46:53 PM EDT
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I was told that I held conversations with a French woman while drunk. I must have said something right, but I didn't understand a damned thing she said the next morning.
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Posted: 12/30/2006 9:00:42 PM EDT
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you do have a point but all things in moderation are good |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 9:04:08 PM EDT
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+1 |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 9:10:35 PM EDT
[#42]
Get in fights and get beat up. If not better,definitely more often.
(I don't drink anymore. Or get in fights and get beat up.) |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 9:21:38 PM EDT
[#43]
I find that the quality of my posts here on arfcom goes way up after a few pops.
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Posted: 12/30/2006 9:23:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/30/2006 9:30:52 PM EDT
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Acting like a jackass!
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Posted: 12/30/2006 9:35:31 PM EDT
[#46]
2-4 beers and I am better at archery. More than that, and it all goes down hill.
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Posted: 12/30/2006 9:57:32 PM EDT
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This thread is focking depressing.
WTF is wrong with you guys? Nobody should be driving or handling guns after drinking. Grow the fuck up. Why does this need to be explained to people? I don't get it. |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 10:11:16 PM EDT
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+1 I'm not totally against drinking but let's be honest: drinking is a form of legal drug abuse, it's nothing more than self medicating anxiety away, and drunks act like assholes. Wouldn't it be great if you could pick up a girl, pick a fight, etc. while sober? Instead of with a skin full of legal anxiety drug? Like I said, I'm not totally against drinking, but after a while you start to see it for what it is. |
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Posted: 12/30/2006 10:14:26 PM EDT
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I can also operate a crane and use a welder and table saw alot better after a few shoots of vodka. I love being buzzed on my jet ski too. 
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Posted: 12/30/2006 10:19:32 PM EDT
[#50]
I wish you the best my friend. |
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