I'm afraid fluoridation is eroding my essence. Damn commies.

From your post, I think the problem is alcohol, not tap water.

Quoted: From your post, I think the problem is alcohol, not tap water.

Nope, I don't drink during the week.

Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, but I... I do deny them my essence.

What do you mean by "essence"  

Quoted: What do you mean by "essence"

Have you ever wondered why I only drink rain water or pure grain alcohol?

Quoted: Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, but I... I do deny them my essence.

I knew somebody on here would get it.

Someone on the boards is using a Jack T. Ripper avatar, just can't remember who.

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Lord, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I... no, no. I don't, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
General Jack D. Ripper: Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.
General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.

Quoted: I'm afraid fluoridation is eroding my essence. Damn commies.

lol, I've tried but I can't for more than a day or two!


Mandrake?

Quoted: Quoted: Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, but I... I do deny them my essence. I knew somebody on here would get it. Someone on the boards is using a Jack T. Ripper avatar, just can't remember who.

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I knew I had heard that before when I saw the photo it hit me like this

I need to watch that agian.

Ice Cream, Mandrake... Children's Ice Cream!

best lay off the High Karate

I do not deny them my essence. However, they deny my existence.

But the whole point to having a dooms day device is that YOU TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT!

We were going to anounce it Monday.  You know how the premear likes surprises.

"My fuhrer! I can walk!"

*nuclear explosions*

Quoted: Have you ever wondered why I only drink rain water or pure grain alcohol?

so you dont brush your teeth??

Deny women my essence?


Hell no! I spray it all over their faces.

Heck, a guy could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that!

You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company. ...

General "Buck" Turgidson: "Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?"

Dr. Strangelove: "Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature."

Ambassador de Sadesky: "I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor."

~~~

[the President calls the Soviet Premier]
President Merkin Muffley: [to Kissoff] "Hello?... Ah... I can't hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little?... Oh-ho, that's much better... yeah... huh... yes... Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri... Clear and plain and coming through fine... I'm coming through fine, too, eh?... Good, then... well, then, as you say, we're both coming through fine... Good... Well, it's good that you're fine and... and I'm fine... I agree with you, it's great to be fine... a-ha-ha-ha-ha... Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb... The *Bomb*, Dmitri... The *hydrogen* bomb!... Well now, what happened is... ah... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of... well, he went a little funny in the head... you know... just a little... funny. And, ah... he went and did a silly thing... Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes... to attack your country... Ah... Well, let me finish, Dmitri... Let me finish, Dmitri... Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?... Can you *imagine* how I feel about it, Dmitri?... Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello?... *Of course* I like to speak to you!... *Of course* I like to say hello!... Not now, but anytime, Dmitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened... It's a *friendly* call. Of course it's a friendly call... Listen, if it wasn't friendly... you probably wouldn't have even got it... They will *not* reach their targets for at least another hour... I am... I am positive, Dmitri... Listen, I've been all over this with your ambassador. It is not a trick... Well, I'll tell you. We'd like to give your air staff a complete run-down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes... Yes! I mean i-i-i-if we're unable to recall the planes, then... I'd say that, ah... well, ah... we're just gonna have to help you destroy them, Dmitri... I know they're our boys... All right, well listen now. Who should we call?... *Who* should we call, Dmitri? The... wha-whe, the People... you, sorry, you faded away there... The People's Central Air Defense Headquarters... Where is that, Dmitri?... In Omsk... Right... Yes... Oh, you'll call them first, will you?... Uh-huh... Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dmitri?... Whe-ah, what? I see, just ask for Omsk information... Ah-ah-eh-uhm-hm... I'm sorry, too, Dmitri... I'm very sorry... *All right*, you're sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well... I am as sorry as you are, Dmitri! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are... So we're both sorry, all right?... All right."

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We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when
But I'm sure we'll meet again some sunny day
Keep smiling through, just the way you used to do
Till the blue skies chase the dark clouds far away

Now, won't you please say "Hello" to the folks that I know
Tell 'em it won't be long
'cause they'd be happy to know that when you saw me go
I was singing this song

We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when
But I'm sure we'll meet again some sunny day

Yes, we'll meet again. Darlin', I don't know where and I don't know when. But
I KNOW we'll meet again one of these good ole sunshiny days. Ya know, darlin', all ya gotta
do is just keep on smilin' through you know just like you ALWAYS do, until the blue skies
chase the dark clouds far, far, far away. I wantcha to do me a favor, please say "Hello" to
all
the folks that I know. Well, just tell 'em it won't be long. They'd be happy to know that when
you saw me go, I was standin' right here, singin' this song.

We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when
But I know we'll meet again some sunny day.

PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS:)

At this height, they might harpoon us, but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar!

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Have to love the M1919A4 action

My wife says my essence is a blend of motor oil and Fast Orange.

You're going to have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

"Am I to understand that the Russian ambassador is to be admitted entrance to the War Room?!"
"That is correct, he is here on my orders."
"I don't know exactly how to put this, sir, but are you aware of what a serious breach of security that would be? I mean, he'll see everything, he'll... he'll see the Big Board!"

Quoted: I do not deny them my essence. However, they deny my existence.

BWAAAHAHA

I just love the smell of Hoppe's on a man.

Now THAT'S essence.

Quoted: Have to love the M1919A4 action img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/M1-Matt/Colonal03big.jpg img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/M1-Matt/Colonal02.jpg

And you wondered what Air Force guys kept in their golf bags

Quoted: I just love the smell of Hoppe's on a man. Now THAT'S essence.

<-----Is trying to figure out a way to clone Daisy.

Quoted: Have to love the M1919A4 action img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/M1-Matt/Colonal03big.jpg img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/M1-Matt/Colonal02.jpg

"Good shooting, soldier!"

Quoted: best lay off the High Karate

Not all of the "kids"here are going to know that one.

Quoted: Quoted: best lay off the High Karate Not all of the "kids"here are going to know that one.

Slaps on his High Karate aftershave
Puts on his Elvis jacket custom made
Slips in his patent leather zebra boots
fires up his super sport Malibu

WE MUST NOT ALLOW A MINESHAFT GAP!!!!!

Quoted: I just love the smell of Hoppe's on a man. Now THAT'S essence.

Personally, I prefer the essence of Break Free CLP on my man.

Quoted: Quoted: Have to love the M1919A4 action img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/M1-Matt/Colonal03big.jpg img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/M1-Matt/Colonal02.jpg "Good shootingThat's nice shooting, soldier!"

Get it right.

Quoted: Quoted: I just love the smell of Hoppe's on a man. Now THAT'S essence. <-----Is trying to figure out a way to clone Daisy.

science.howstuffworks.com/cloning1.htm

General Jack Ripper

Quoted: General Jack Ripper

General Jack T. Ripper

As in "Jack The Ripper"

Quoted: Quoted: General Jack Ripper General Jack T. Ripper As in "Jack The Ripper"

I thought it was General Jack D. Ripper...

That movie was one of the best of the 20th century, and Peter Sellars the most underappreciated comedian I know among americans.

POE...EOP...POE...Peace On Earth...Essence Of Purity...EOP

Quoted: Quoted: Have you ever wondered why I only drink rain water or pure grain alcohol? so you dont brush your teeth??

"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find:

   - One forty-five caliber automatic
   - Two boxes of ammunition
   - Four days' concentrated emergency rations
   - One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine,
     vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
   - One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
   - One hundred dollars in rubles
   - One hundred dollars in gold
   - Nine packs of chewing gum
   - One issue of prophylactics
   - Three lipsticks
   - Three pair of nylon stockings.

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."