". . . of the U.S. government by force or subversion?" [asked the INS agent.]

"I'll take subversion," Kapoor replied.

Kapoor remembers his questioner leaning forward and saying, very seriously, "This is not a multiple-choice question."

"In that case, vehemently no," a remorseful Kapoor said.

"He thought, 'Oh, the little brown man doesn't understand,' " Kapoor said, and he choked on a fit of laughter. "Lucky for me."

He got his citizenship anyway.
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If I ever make it to Houston, I'll have to go to this guy's restaurant.  Hilarious article.
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Added poll just for the halibut.

Funny story, glad you posted the link.

"I'd like 'Force' for $2000, Alex."