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Posted: 11/18/2011 3:56:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/18/2011 4:29:57 PM EDT by Gtdhw]
Or the porcelain?

I grew up in a big family, in a small house, with thin walls. I always hated hearing someone else take a piss. Out of respect for others I learned young to aim for the porcelain. 35 and I still do.

discuss.

Edited for non poop clarity.
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 3:57:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Gtdhw:
...or the porcelain?

I grew up in a big family, in a small house, with thin walls. I always hated hearing someone else do their business. Out of respect for others I learned young to aim for the porcelain. 35 and I still do.

discuss.


same here...
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 3:59:21 PM EDT
aim?
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 3:59:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/18/2011 4:00:53 PM EDT by Bob243]

Originally Posted By sydney7629:
Originally Posted By Gtdhw:
...or the porcelain?

I grew up in a big family, in a small house, with thin walls. I always hated hearing someone else do their business. Out of respect for others I learned young to aim for the porcelain. 35 and I still do.

discuss.


same here...

these


in before the sink pissers
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:00:05 PM EDT
Poop trajectory thread???
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:01:11 PM EDT
It's a violation of my ninjaness to make unecessary noise, I pee on the porcelain....
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:01:19 PM EDT
I hit the area right where the water and porcelain meet. Reduces splatter and still quietish.
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:02:23 PM EDT
driveway.
I do not like to piss indoors.
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:03:56 PM EDT
Depends on how musical I'm feeling nowadays.

Back when I smoked a cigarette butt would usually engender a game of Sink the Bismark!
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:04:30 PM EDT
IIRC, a urinal manufacturer used to paint a fly on a specific place inside the bowl. The natural inclination when taking a whizz was to target the fly. Apparently this was the angle most likely NOT to splash and it cut back cleanups by over 50%.
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:04:42 PM EDT
Is there any subject not yet discussed on here?

Just thought of one. Check wet belt thread.
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:05:29 PM EDT
porcelain
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:06:11 PM EDT
Porcelain.
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:06:11 PM EDT
Porcelain if I must, shower if possible.
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:06:27 PM EDT
I pretend I'm a firefighter and piss as hard as I can.
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:06:33 PM EDT
I use the spray and pray method
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:08:09 PM EDT
Water. I let if fly and piss with authority.
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:08:29 PM EDT
I stand at like 7:30 for some reason. I usually aim for the white, but occasionally I aim right where the 2 meet and see if I can get the bubbles to work all the way around the edge and meet
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:08:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/18/2011 4:08:53 PM EDT by GTwannabe]
Neither.

Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:10:23 PM EDT
The seat..... my old lady hates it lol
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:11:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By iiibdsiil:
I stand at like 7:30 for some reason. I usually aim for the white, but occasionally I aim right where the 2 meet and see if I can get the bubbles to work all the way around the edge and meet


Sometimes, if I have a lot stored up, I aim for the water just see if I can make 100% bubble coverage.
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:12:15 PM EDT
Pissing on the porcelain causes a fine atomized mist of caustic urine to splash all over the place. Piss in the water, that's why it's there.
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:12:56 PM EDT
I aim for the Cheerio
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:12:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Lungbuster:
It's a violation of my ninjaness to make unecessary noise, I pee on the porcelain....




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Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:14:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By bobelk99:
Is there any subject not yet discussed on here?


I'll admit I didn't do a search, but I felt confident that this subject would be 'dupe proof".
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:15:11 PM EDT
My brother used to be fucking awful with the aim. The radiator next to our toilet looked like it was made from rust, the nasty bastard. In his defense, he was retarded for a while, though.
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:15:29 PM EDT
IN before the upper deckers
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:15:42 PM EDT
i dont like making noise when i pee when people are around... i aim for the sides
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:16:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Grin:
Porcelain.


Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:18:58 PM EDT
I generally aim out a window and water the grass. Less water usage and helps to fertilize the lawn.
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:20:38 PM EDT
Side of toilet for me bra. cant stand the sound of piss hitting water, not even my own .
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:20:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Taboot:
Piss in the water, that's why it's there.


Huh, I always thought the water was there strickly for #2. Why do urinals not have water then?
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:21:11 PM EDT
Don't wanna hear me piss? Run away!
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:22:01 PM EDT
In the morning, I even sit down and piss. Easier to surf on the phone.
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:25:53 PM EDT
IBTP

Come on Brah

Not into the water
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:26:12 PM EDT
Water. Surprised at the porcelain thing.

Thread needs a poll.
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:26:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Firefoxammo:
Side of toilet for me bra. cant stand the sound of piss hitting water, not even my own .


I hear you. I have taken drastic measures in the past to keep from hearing females go. Seriously, it's like it leaves them at 60 mph. If I have to hear it, it's like a very large, sharp spike in my ear!
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:27:19 PM EDT
Shi... I just try ta keep it Dry . den coil dat bad mofo back up
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:31:07 PM EDT
I was taught hitting the water would cause splashing, and a mess for mommy to clean up.

Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:40:19 PM EDT
Depends. At home, I aim for where the water meets the porcelain. At work I aim for the wall and piping.


The cleaning woman angers me.

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Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:41:36 PM EDT
Anybody can piss on the floor.

Be a hero, and shit on the cieling!!!
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 4:41:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By GreatDane:
Depends. At home, I aim for where the water meets the porcelain. At work I aim for the wall and piping.


The cleaning woman angers me.

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Passive Agressive pissing? Awesome.
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 5:10:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/18/2011 5:10:33 PM EDT by theBUBBAMANcan]
The hair.

I aim for the hair.
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 5:15:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By iiibdsiil:
I stand at like 7:30 for some reason. I usually aim for the white, but occasionally I aim right where the 2 meet and see if I can get the bubbles to work all the way around the edge and meet

kcolg30 does the same
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 5:17:36 PM EDT
Porcelain.
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 5:22:24 PM EDT
Mine or yours
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 5:24:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/18/2011 5:25:06 PM EDT by luckypunk]
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 5:26:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/18/2011 5:28:11 PM EDT by AZ_Sky]
As a single guy without a wife cleaner-upper - I sit down.
I don't care how you do it if you stand, you WILL splash piss and toilet water all over the general vicinity!
I don't like spending time cleaning up stuff I do1n't have to so I find that a sit piss is a very clean alternative...
It solves both the noise and the mess problem
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 5:27:28 PM EDT
My bedroom is right next to the bathroom so whenever someone pees or flushes I hear it. So I aim for non water at other people's houses because I know how it feels to hear people.
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 5:28:17 PM EDT
When my wife is chewing my ass, I piss down both legs.
Link Posted: 11/18/2011 5:29:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MMcfpd:
Depends on how musical I'm feeling nowadays.

Back when I smoked a cigarette butt would usually engender a game of Sink the Bismark!

This 100%
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