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Posted: 9/30/2004 11:20:05 AM EST
I see this alot, and it seems to me some people would actually worry about that.

Like if a girl was being nice and brough you a drink. but (cue music ) its fruity!

like a pina colada.

Would you guys actually say "No thanks ma'am, I am afriad people would think that I like butt sex."

I don't get it, what is everyone so worried about?

choice of drink = gay
choice of food = gay
choice of soap = gay


i always thought it was

buttsex with men = gay.

thats just me though.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:27:26 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/30/2004 11:30:30 AM EST by M4]
What about another man gently carressing your neck? What about sucking another guys dick? Is that gay enough for you....or permissable?

I'm affraid I'll need a little clarification as to where you draw the line, because, frankly, if it begins & ends with butt sex, that leaves a little too much latitude for my liking.

Oh waiter, I think I'd like that drink now
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:27:42 AM EST
I like fruity drinks. However, they are made better by licking them off of Cindy Crawford.

If you make it to 30 and still maintain the thought that doing things accepted as feminine makes you gay, you need to grow up.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:28:12 AM EST
Nope......... never worried about things that might make me look ghey.

But then I don't like fruity drinks either
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:29:54 AM EST
I could give two flying shits what anyone else thinks about what I eat, drink or buy for hygiene.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:31:18 AM EST
getting a gerbil in the cornhole is pretty ghey
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:31:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By Redcap:
I could give two flying shits what anyone else thinks about what I eat, drink or buy for hygiene.



You go girl!!!!
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:34:40 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/30/2004 11:35:02 AM EST by Ghostchild]
I don't worry about a damn thing when it comes to other people's opinion of me.

I don't have to eat a rare steak in my V8 truck listening to ass-kicking music to assert that I am straight.

I am just wondering why It is such a big deal if somthing is gay or not.

do you?
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:35:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By twonami:
getting a gerbil in the cornhole is pretty ghey




You know..... I would like to find out just who came up with that "bright" idea. I have often thought of sticking a live rodent up someones ass, but it would not be for their pleasure!!!
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:37:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By twonami:
getting a gerbil in the cornhole is pretty ghey



Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:37:30 AM EST

Originally Posted By StonerStudent:

Originally Posted By twonami:
getting a gerbil in the cornhole is pretty ghey




You know..... I would like to find out just who came up with that "bright" idea. I have often thought of sticking a live rodent up someones ass, but it would not be for their pleasure!!!



would be a pretty harsh punishment, maybe even like a rabid ill-tempered gerbil.

Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:37:51 AM EST
hey, as long as she's the one buying the drink, I'll accept it.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:37:52 AM EST
King Missile: Gay or Not Gay



I saw an episode of the Jerry Springer show and the topic was "Tranvestites and the Men Who Love Them." And the guy who was on with his "girlfriend" was saying "To me, this is a beautiful woman. She's got a perfect body, beautiful blonde hair, everything. I love her, and I love making love to her. Now I ask you, does that make me gay?"
Most of the audience thought so, and so did I, but it got me thinking about what is or isn't gay.

Discussing sex with a guy is gay.
Discussing sex with a woman is straight, even telling a woman "Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to suck a cock" is straight.
Sports are gay, especially contact sports, unless you're the only guy on both teams, in which case it is straight.
Gyms are always gay, because afterwords, in the locker room, you're showering with guys, and that is gay.
Watching pornography alone is neutral, like eating a sandwich. It's neither straight nor gay.
Watching pornos with one or more other guys in the room, no matter how many other women are also in the room, is gay.
Watching porn, even gay porn, with one or more women ONLY is straight.

Here's an interesting one: kissing a gay guy on the cheek, or having him kiss YOU on the cheek is neutral, as long as the guy is out of the closet. Hugging and/or kissing a straight guy . . . is gay.
See, look, I . . . I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know they're gay.
They fuck my shit right up.
Like a guy calls me up and says "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch a football game and drink beer and eat chips, and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other a little, you know, just us guys! You wanna come over?"
And I'm like "No."

OK, you've got a guy sucking your dick, even if he's dressed like a beautiful woman, even if he's got the best breast implants you've ever seen, even if you're saying "Suck it bitch, I know you like it, you slut, you whore," that's gay.
Adversely, if a woman straps on a dildo and you're dressed like a woman and you're suckin' her cock and she's sayin' "You like it, don't you, you like sucking my dick, you little fucking faggot" and she rolls you over and fucks you in the ass and says "you love it, you little pussy boy, you love getting fucked in the ass, I bet you wish I was a man, I bet you wish this was a cock, you fucking faggot" and you're getting off on this like you've never gotten off before . . .
that's still straight.
But then, when you go off to the bar, and you discuss this, or any other sexual experience with any other guys, that's gay.

Here's the most interesting one:
Sucking a guy's cock, can, under certain rare circumstances, be straight.
Let's say you've gotten into a betting game with a woman, and the bet is whoever loses has to be the other's sex slave for the night, the kind of thing that happens in Penthouse Forum all the time, and you lose, and the woman makes you have sex with another guy, that's not gay.

I don't know exactly why, but it's not.





Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:37:56 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 9:38:04 PM EST by warp_asylum]
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Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:39:24 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/30/2004 11:40:03 AM EST by M4]
Seriously, no....I'm hetero, and it's pretty evident...and requires no effort or approval or proof to anyone.

I'll get TANKED on Pina Coladas any day...just prefer to be at the beach or on vacation. I use Dove body wash, cause my girl does, and it just smells good....and I love sushi and other foofy foods on occasion (along with just about anything else, NOT a picky eater).

Now if I could just get my girl to use that damn strap-on with me, I'd be all set.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:40:02 AM EST
I washed and WAXED my SUV last Saturday. For a while I was afraid that made me gay. Now I'm PROUD of the shiny, black finish.

Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:40:30 AM EST
I make a lot of fun of ghey sheite on here.

I watch Bravo network and sometimes drink amaretto sours (with the cherry on top).

I have an Erasure CD and I have been to a Depeche Mode concert.



Sushi with the guys for lunch in the office is still ghey.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:43:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By M4:
Seriously, no....I'm hetero, and it's pretty evident...and requires no effort or approval or proof to anyone.

I'll get TANKED on Pina Coladas any day...just prefer to be at the beach or on vacation. I use Dove body wash, cause my girl does, and it just smells good....and I love sushi and other foofy foods on occasion (along with just about anything else, NOT a picky eater).

Now if I could just get my girl to use that damn strap-on with me, I'd be all set.



Cept for the last part (T.M.I. seriously)

thats exactly what I am talking about.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:44:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By BenDover:
I make a lot of fun of ghey sheite on here.

I watch Bravo network and sometimes drink amaretto sours (with the cherry on top).

I have an Erasure CD and I have been to a Depeche Mode concert.



Sushi with the guys for lunch in the office is still ghey.




To you my friend.

Now what if you were just eating sushi until your 3 lbs T-bone is ready... still teh ghey?
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:44:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By Zak-Smith:
King Missile: Gay or Not Gay


DELETED - ENTIRE SECTION WAS GAY!






Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:46:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By Ghostchild:
Cept for the last part (T.M.I. seriously)

thats exactly what I am talking about.



I was joking you fuckin' nit wit.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:47:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By BenDover:
Sushi with the guys for lunch in the office is still ghey.



And so is AIRSOFT!
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:47:33 AM EST
This thread is totally ghey.


I order strawberry 'ritas and an occasional pina colada, and I'm not gay. I'm confident enough in my manhood that I can drink whatever the fuck I want, and not care if some insecure guys will think I'm gay.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:48:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By M4:

Originally Posted By Ghostchild:
Cept for the last part (T.M.I. seriously)

thats exactly what I am talking about.



I was joking you fuckin' nit wit.



Well No fucking Shit asshole.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:49:19 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:51:21 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:51:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By Zak-Smith:
King Missile: Gay or Not Gay



OK, you've got a guy sucking your dick, even if he's dressed like a beautiful woman, even if he's got the best breast implants you've ever seen, even if you're saying "Suck it bitch, I know you like it, you slut, you whore," that's gay.
Adversely, if a woman straps on a dildo and you're dressed like a woman and you're suckin' her cock and she's sayin' "You like it, don't you, you like sucking my dick, you little fucking faggot" and she rolls you over and fucks you in the ass and says "you love it, you little pussy boy, you love getting fucked in the ass, I bet you wish I was a man, I bet you wish this was a cock, you fucking faggot" and you're getting off on this like you've never gotten off before . . .
that's still straight.








Holy cow! That's friggen' hilarious!
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:52:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By KA3B:

Originally Posted By Zak-Smith:
King Missile: Gay or Not Gay


DELETED - ENTIRE SECTION WAS GAY!









That was some funny shit!

Seriously though, people are WAY too focused on this shit. Hell, I am as straight as they get, but I'll hug my friends, or share a rack with them in a motel. A week ago Palo_Duro put my name into one of those websites that writes a story about how you are gay and all. That was some funny shit.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 12:02:42 PM EST
Still ain't NO ghey people here where I live . ......... What's SUSHI ??
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 12:03:20 PM EST
Of course "men" don't do important things because they think they are "gay"

Look how many die each year from entirly treatable prostate, colo-rectal, and testicualr cancers...
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 12:04:28 PM EST
One time... at band camp... my finger broke through the toilet paper...
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 12:14:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/30/2004 12:18:04 PM EST by M4]

Originally Posted By Ghostchild:

Originally Posted By M4:

Originally Posted By Ghostchild:
Cept for the last part (T.M.I. seriously)

thats exactly what I am talking about.



I was joking you fuckin' nit wit.



Well No fucking Shit asshole.



Wow, with a mouth like that, you just might not be gay after all!! You never did answer my questions in my first post though, so the jury's still out on you. Say, you wouldn't happen to like gladiator movies....would you?

P.S.- See the text in RED? When someone says T.M.I seriously, it lends itself to the assumption you AREN'T KIDDING. Class dismissed.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 12:19:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By Aimless:

Originally Posted By BenDover:
I make a lot of fun of ghey sheite on here.

I watch Bravo network and sometimes drink amaretto sours (with the cherry on top).

I have an Erasure CD and I have been to a Depeche Mode concert.



Sushi with the guys for lunch in the office is still ghey.



Depeche Mode is far "gheyer" than sushi. Though I would certainly be involved with neither.

Sandals are pretty ghey if you aren't at the beach, I don't care if they are "Tivos" or whatever they are called. Buy some workboots or at least high top sneakers.




If I ever get tenure - I'm wearing sandals ALL THE TIME - even with suits. That's not gay - it's awesome.


Probably some nice Birkenstocks or something

Link Posted: 9/30/2004 12:24:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/30/2004 12:25:11 PM EST by Ghostchild]

Originally Posted By M4:
What about another man gently carressing your neck? What about sucking another guys dick? Is that gay enough for you....or permissable?

I'm affraid I'll need a little clarification as to where you draw the line, because, frankly, if it begins & ends with butt sex, that leaves a little too much latitude for my liking.




Well after that sentence you didn't actually think someone would think that you wanted strap on sex did you?

And you started the insults by calling me a fuckin nit wit.

oh and not gay here, didn't think you wanted an actual answer, more just rhetorical.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 12:42:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zak-Smith:
King Missile: Gay or Not Gay



I saw an episode of the Jerry Springer show and the topic was "Tranvestites and the Men Who Love Them." And the guy who was on with his "girlfriend" was saying "To me, this is a beautiful woman. She's got a perfect body, beautiful blonde hair, everything. I love her, and I love making love to her. Now I ask you, does that make me gay?"
Most of the audience thought so, and so did I, but it got me thinking about what is or isn't gay.

Discussing sex with a guy is gay.
Discussing sex with a woman is straight, even telling a woman "Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to suck a cock" is straight.
Sports are gay, especially contact sports, unless you're the only guy on both teams, in which case it is straight.
Gyms are always gay, because afterwords, in the locker room, you're showering with guys, and that is gay.
Watching pornography alone is neutral, like eating a sandwich. It's neither straight nor gay.
Watching pornos with one or more other guys in the room, no matter how many other women are also in the room, is gay.
Watching porn, even gay porn, with one or more women ONLY is straight.

Here's an interesting one: kissing a gay guy on the cheek, or having him kiss YOU on the cheek is neutral, as long as the guy is out of the closet. Hugging and/or kissing a straight guy . . . is gay.
See, look, I . . . I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know they're gay.
They fuck my shit right up.
Like a guy calls me up and says "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch a football game and drink beer and eat chips, and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other a little, you know, just us guys! You wanna come over?"
And I'm like "No."

OK, you've got a guy sucking your dick, even if he's dressed like a beautiful woman, even if he's got the best breast implants you've ever seen, even if you're saying "Suck it bitch, I know you like it, you slut, you whore," that's gay.
Adversely, if a woman straps on a dildo and you're dressed like a woman and you're suckin' her cock and she's sayin' "You like it, don't you, you like sucking my dick, you little fucking faggot" and she rolls you over and fucks you in the ass and says "you love it, you little pussy boy, you love getting fucked in the ass, I bet you wish I was a man, I bet you wish this was a cock, you fucking faggot" and you're getting off on this like you've never gotten off before . . .
that's still straight.
But then, when you go off to the bar, and you discuss this, or any other sexual experience with any other guys, that's gay.

Here's the most interesting one:
Sucking a guy's cock, can, under certain rare circumstances, be straight.
Let's say you've gotten into a betting game with a woman, and the bet is whoever loses has to be the other's sex slave for the night, the kind of thing that happens in Penthouse Forum all the time, and you lose, and the woman makes you have sex with another guy, that's not gay.

I don't know exactly why, but it's not.









SUPER-GAY
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 12:45:09 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 9:38:18 PM EST by warp_asylum]
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Link Posted: 9/30/2004 12:55:32 PM EST
I drink Pina Colada's, Fruity drinks in public, I also shop for my wifes hair coloring, tampons and other shit she asks for ........... does this mean I'm gay?
I think not.

Keep the buttsex thoughts to yourselves cowboys,.....
I'm activating an official
IBTL Now


Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:02:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Probably some nice Birkenstocks or something



Now THAT's gay!!
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:03:18 PM EST
I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is!
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:04:26 PM EST
I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is!
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:11:12 PM EST
Hell, I drink Zima and I like Depeche Mode! But then again, I'm 36 and really don't worry too much about whether or not people think I'm gay... if there's anything thing better than having sex with a WOMAN, I don't even want to know about it.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:14:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By Ghostchild:

Originally Posted By M4:
What about another man gently carressing your neck? What about sucking another guys dick? Is that gay enough for you....or permissable?

I'm affraid I'll need a little clarification as to where you draw the line, because, frankly, if it begins & ends with butt sex, that leaves a little too much latitude for my liking.




Well after that sentence you didn't actually think someone would think that you wanted strap on sex did you?

And you started the insults by calling me a fuckin nit wit.

oh and not gay here, didn't think you wanted an actual answer, more just rhetorical.



Fair enough. I'm convinced.....you're probably NOT gay.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:17:15 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/30/2004 1:18:08 PM EST by SNorman]

Originally Posted By Zak-Smith:
King Missile: Gay or Not Gay


gay gay gay








Dude, watching gay porn and kissing guys is not gay, but going to the gym is?

GAY!!!
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:17:39 PM EST
Dude let me put it to you this way . When I was younger I went through a pretty bad Goth/Punk phase . In fact my fiancés father told her I was not allowed in the house again if I was wearing makeup and a skirt anymore. Do you really think I give a shit if something is ghey?
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:28:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By Kodiak-AK:
In fact my fiancés father told her I was not allowed in the house again if I was wearing makeup and a skirt anymore. Do you really think I give a shit if something is ghey?



No, not at all....actually, you'd probably love it. Make up? Skirt?
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:36:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By M4:

Originally Posted By Kodiak-AK:
In fact my fiancés father told her I was not allowed in the house again if I was wearing makeup and a skirt anymore. Do you really think I give a shit if something is ghey?



No, not at all....actually, you'd probably love it. Make up? Skirt?

Yep . At the time .
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:45:02 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/30/2004 1:45:51 PM EST by M4]

Originally Posted By Kodiak-AK:

Originally Posted By M4:

Originally Posted By Kodiak-AK:
In fact my fiancés father told her I was not allowed in the house again if I was wearing makeup and a skirt anymore. Do you really think I give a shit if something is ghey?



No, not at all....actually, you'd probably love it. Make up? Skirt?

Yep . At the time .



Hey, I'm just fucking w/ you. I used to live in San Francisco, and some of my most considerate neighbors were gay, some friends and hands down, bar none, the BEST burgers in the city are at Hot-N-Hunky off of Market Street in the Castro District. Full Marilyn Monroe theme, half the place was a bar with guys doing Liza Minelli songs on a small stage....very, VERY gay. Those folks that ran it were awesome. Really cool, GREAT food....always a pleasure to see. Not only that, but the Castro (gay(est) part of the city) was a real nice place, at least back then. Nice shops, good eats, nice homes...the works. Says something about a group by the way they live, and in that part of town, they lived well.

Granted, I don't want to witness gay guys having sex, just makes me sort of ill thinking about it....but that's a non-issue. Makes no difference to me what you do as a consenting adult. Lifestyle policing is bullshit.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:48:08 PM EST
I get a kick out of the Libertarians who want the government out of their lives, but think gay marriage should be illegal.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:55:59 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:57:40 PM EST
Yes, sometimes actually. I will suddenly stop and consider "Is this gay?", and then I may have to take some sort of "evasive" action to ensure that I am either not perceived as being gay or that I am comfortable with this not being "gay". Going to a play with my wife is an example. I will look around at the other people, see what they look like, make sure no one is looking at me, etc. I actually like plays when I have to go, but that is seldom, fortunately for me. If I work out at the Y, I will NOT shower there, but will wait til I get home. Sorry, too many red flags popping up for me in that situation. That's "RED FLAGS" popping up. Nothing else. Guys who willingly get naked in a public shower are gay. Will not allow myself in that situation- Hope all that doesn't sound to gay.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:57:51 PM EST
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