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Posted: 10/10/2007 5:52:24 AM EST
If you are going to Vegas and your buddy tells you:

"Hey, man. When we're in Vegas, let's try to score us a hooker and some blow!"

That's fairly common, and manly, right?

On the other hand, if he says "i want to do a show, probably cirg de solet, they have a great show set to beatles tunes"

that's gay right?

if he follows that gem up with "and i want to have dinner at a decent place, where sandals and shorts ain't acceptable"

That's almost scorching the Earth gay, right?


TRG
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 5:54:43 AM EST
yes
YES
and
YES
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 5:55:59 AM EST
Definitely.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 5:56:14 AM EST
If you have to ask, it is teh ghey.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 5:56:17 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/10/2007 5:57:13 AM EST by Subnet]
Normally "If you have to ask..." applies here, but this is an exception. Neither of those things are gay. I've often wondered about people who were preoccupied with all things homosexual, or at least the perception of such.


EDIT: If after the show or the meal, there's an expectation of sticking your dick in another man's ass, then it's gay.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 5:56:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By tommyrich:
yes
YES
and
YES


Poll added.



TRG
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 5:57:32 AM EST
the cirque solet thing is gay, I don't see whats gay about wanting to eat at a decent place though.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 5:57:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By Subnet:
Normally "If you have to ask..." applies here, but this is an exception. Neither of those things are gay. I've often wondered about people who were preoccupied with all things homosexual, or at least the perception of such.


True, but when you put it into the context of "1GR asked me..." then it is most definitely teh ghey.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 5:59:29 AM EST
What happens in Vegas...
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:00:14 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/10/2007 6:01:36 AM EST by Mazeman]
Vegas now has some of the best entertainment and cuisine in the country. Why not broaden your horizon and sample some, rather than just throwing your money away on slots and eating from a bad buffet?

Yes, I said "cuisine".

ETA: It's Cirque du Soleil, and they have some great shows.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:01:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By Subnet:
If after the show or the meal, there's an expectation of sticking your dick in another man's ass, then it's gay.


Yeah, I'd say that's pretty much it in a nutshell.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:02:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By Mazeman:
Vegas now has some of the best entertainment and cuisine in the country. Why not broaden your horizon and sample some, rather than just throwing your money away on slots and eating from a bad buffet?

Yes, I said "cuisine".

ETA: It's Cirque du Soleil, and they have some great shows.


you want his number?

TRG
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:05:02 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:05:31 AM EST
Some of those Cirque du Soleil chicks are hot and flexible.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:05:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:

Originally Posted By Mazeman:
Vegas now has some of the best entertainment and cuisine in the country. Why not broaden your horizon and sample some, rather than just throwing your money away on slots and eating from a bad buffet?

Yes, I said "cuisine".

ETA: It's Cirque du Soleil, and they have some great shows.


you want his number?

TRG


BTW, "girls" like the shows too. But usually they don't accompany knuckle-draggers.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:08:24 AM EST
I would say if you are going to Vegas for the weekend with a "buddy" and you have to discuss itinerary and fashion, you both are fags. All that is really missing out of the equation is bringing along a gal that both have had in the past for legitimacy and as a backup plan.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:08:54 AM EST
Question is if your going to Vagas with the Goat are you gay?

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Just joking my friend
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:09:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By Mazeman:
Vegas now has some of the best entertainment and cuisine in the country. Why not broaden your horizon and sample some, rather than just throwing your money away on slots and eating from a bad buffet?

Yes, I said "cuisine".

ETA: It's Cirque du Soleil, and they have some great shows.


You know you are every woman's (and gay guy's) dream, don't you?
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:10:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By m-dc:
Question is if your going to Vagas with the Goat are you gay?

Just joking my friend


Oddly enough, I asked him, "And you call ME gay?"



TRG
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:11:17 AM EST
Why in the world would YOU be so worried about whether someone's gay? You should be celebrating!
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:11:31 AM EST

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
I would say if you are going to Vegas for the weekend with a "buddy" and you have to discuss itinerary and fashion, you both are fags. All that is really missing out of the equation is bringing along a gal that both have had in the past for legitimacy and as a backup plan.





TRG
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:12:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:

Originally Posted By Mazeman:
Vegas now has some of the best entertainment and cuisine in the country. Why not broaden your horizon and sample some, rather than just throwing your money away on slots and eating from a bad buffet?

Yes, I said "cuisine".

ETA: It's Cirque du Soleil, and they have some great shows.


you want his number?

TRG


Zing!
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:13:01 AM EST
All sounds good to me - except for the Beatles tunes.

They'd make me want to open up on the performers and crowd with a Bofors 40mm.

I guess that keeps teh ghey off me.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:14:10 AM EST
Not gay, at least not for going to the show.

Cirque du Soleil shows are awesome.

I tried to see the Beatles show last time I was there, but it was sold out.

If you ever go to Vegas....you are missing out if you don't go.

Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:16:21 AM EST
Well for one thing we call it "teh ghey" around here. For another unless he wants to do nude activities with you I think your cornhole is safe.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:16:45 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:17:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By BadgeBunny:

Originally Posted By Mazeman:
Vegas now has some of the best entertainment and cuisine in the country. Why not broaden your horizon and sample some, rather than just throwing your money away on slots and eating from a bad buffet?

Yes, I said "cuisine".

ETA: It's Cirque du Soleil, and they have some great shows.


You know you are every woman's (and gay guy's) dream, don't you?


The choice was meal and a show vs. "hookers and blow".

I'd rather have a world class meal, followed by a memorable evening of entertainment, than to pay some skank (who has had countless fat, sweaty tourist guys blow their loads into her) to allow me to do something I can't achieve using my charm and sophistication, and then pretend afterwards that I'm attractive to the opposite sex.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:17:31 AM EST
But mazeman is right. If you dont go to restaurants where they serve fine cuisine, you're missing out. Oh, and I'm pretty sure cirque du soleil has a show that's pretty erotic. That's more live boobies than the average arfcommer has ever seen.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:37:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By Zhukov:
I thought you stopped giving out your number?


He changed it after you kept calling wanting him to come play house with you. There is more to life then playing the baker.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:39:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:

Originally Posted By Zhukov:
I thought you stopped giving out your number?


He changed it after you kept calling wanting him to come play house with you. There is more to life then playing the baker.


Zhukov'z fascination with ovens goes way back....

TRG
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:41:36 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:42:12 AM EST

I'm surprised that sword fighting wasn't part of the agenda. Do the chick thing, let him wine and dine you and then say, "oh, I like you as a friend, not like that". I'd still wear a disguise going to a French Circus...egad...how un-American Male. Next event will be Antique hunting following by Flower arrangements.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:48:31 AM EST

Originally Posted By Zhukov:
Wow - gosh. I've never been double-teamed by you two guys.


You are implying that you have been double teamed by two guys, just not us...

Interesting.

TRG
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:50:45 AM EST
Last part isn't gay unless preceded by the second part. Wanting a classy meal is simply that. Consigning good food to the realm of gaydom is like giving up on blondes just because you've seen one ugly one in your life.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:51:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By Wojo:
going to a French Circus...egad...how un-American Male. Next event will be Antique hunting following by Flower arrangements.


Exactly!

TRG
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:51:56 AM EST
I will be the first to admit that the Cirque shows are pretty sweet...with my wife. We enjoyed the three that we have been to. However, this is not a two guy buddy type of thing. You don't go to Vegas with another guy for Cirque. I voted ghey.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 7:32:14 AM EST
Looks like an awful lot of you have never seen a Cirque de Soleil show.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 7:33:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By jnojr:
Looks like an awful lot of you have never seen a Cirque de Soleil show.


And another arfcommer jumps out of the closet

Link Posted: 10/10/2007 7:34:43 AM EST
Gay is having sex with a man and enjoying it.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 7:35:49 AM EST
Okay, ARFCOM. I have to admit that I have been to a Cirque du Soleil show. I went with my mother because she wanted me to go. It isn't like I went out of choice.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 7:36:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By jnojr:
Looks like an awful lot of you have never seen a Cirque de Soleil show.


And damn proud of it. I never seen a guy fist another guy either...doesn't mean I should now does it?
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 7:43:48 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/10/2007 7:44:32 AM EST by ss02chase]
I hear cirque de solet is great..............on shrooms.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 7:51:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Gay is having sex with a man and enjoying it.


What if you do it and ....HATED IT...?
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 7:56:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Gay is having sex with a man and enjoying it.


What if you do it and ....HATED IT...?


Fail.

TRG
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 8:02:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By Mister44:
That doesnt sound gay - but bad grammar I hear is a sign of it.


Ah, sweet irony.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 8:02:41 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 8:15:45 AM EST
Bad grammar makes me gay...
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 8:16:31 AM EST
Either is a huge waste of money. That fact alone might make both options gay.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 8:26:00 AM EST
If that conversation actually took place between two guys it would be the Chuck Norris of gay.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 8:34:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Gay is having sex with a man and enjoying it.


What if you do it and ....HATED IT...?


Then you must have been in prison.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 8:41:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Gay is having sex with a man and enjoying it.


What if you do it and ....HATED IT...?


It's only OK to fuck another man in anger.

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