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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 12/20/2005 7:41:22 AM EDT
If that's the case, try this:


15 things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares.... And see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a "Caution - Wet Floor" sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the Auto department, practice you "Madonna look" using ! different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No! It's those voices again!!"

And last, but not least

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:45:08 AM EDT
Heck, no. We have so much fun doing things such as those on your list that she has to drag me out of there.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 7:50:08 AM EDT
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's CARTON OF MILK on lay away.
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