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Posted: 9/23/2005 3:37:36 PM EDT
So I ask the wife today....."Hey hun....if your driving North and you make a left turn, which way are you going?"

Wife: "Well, I guess I'm still going north."

So I ask my daughter....she says, "I'd be going left."

Ahhhhhh....does anyone have some duck tape I can borrow???
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 3:39:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BUSHMAN15:
So I ask the wife today....."Hey hun....if your driving North and you make a left turn, which way are you going?"

Wife: "Well, I guess I'm still going north."

So I ask my daughter....she says, "I'd be going left."

Ahhhhhh....does anyone have some duck tape I can borrow???



Were you headed due north? How many degrees of a left turn did you make? Was it a Michigan left? If you make a Michigan left (from traveling north) you will first travel east, then north, then west.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 3:40:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 3:40:41 PM EDT
No fair, TRICK QUESTION.....!!
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 3:41:23 PM EDT
I saw some lady yapping on her cellphone cruising aimlessly through a stop sign the other day and in the back seat was her kid... TALKING ON A PLAY CELL PHONE!!!!

Women + driving = bad juju

Link Posted: 9/23/2005 3:46:23 PM EDT
no
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 3:49:26 PM EDT
ibtl

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no
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 3:50:05 PM EDT
My wife is one sharp cookie, and I'm glad she is.

HH
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 3:53:14 PM EDT
no. That is why many luxury auto makers have navigation in them. We all know the men don't use them, it's so their wives can't get lost and run out of gas. And they also come with the bluetooth handsfree phone set-up to try and make yapping safer, because we all know they won't stop.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 3:56:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2005 3:56:50 PM EDT by SO-COM]
I once saw my mother reading a novel and driving when I was about 13.

Surprisingly, she hasn't been in an accident in around 20 years now lol...
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 3:56:26 PM EDT
Only through one of these

Link Posted: 9/23/2005 3:56:54 PM EDT
Mrs. ByteTheBullet has an uncanny sense of direction. It is spooky some times.


ByteTheBullet (-:
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 4:01:16 PM EDT
definite no
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 4:01:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BUSHMAN15:
So I ask the wife today....."Hey hun....if your driving North and you make a left turn, which way are you going?"

Wife: "Straight towards the dog house if that line of questioning keeps up"

So I ask my daughter....she says, "I'd be going left."

Ahhhhhh....does anyone have some duck tape I can borrow???



She could also say you missed the obvious direction change too............................
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 4:04:04 PM EDT

The only directions they seem to know are "Right there!" and "Don't stop!".
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 4:07:02 PM EDT
Women in general orientate them selves by landmark, visual references, and time. While men go by distance and direction. So if you give a girl a map, she's lost, but tell her to look for a tree with funny bark and trun left, until she sees a dirty fire hydrant to turn right, she'll find it no problem. But on the other hand, give a guy a map that is drawn out of scale and he'll be just as lost.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 4:14:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SO-COM:
I once saw my mother reading a novel and driving when I was about 13.

Surprisingly, she hasn't been in an accident in around 20 years now lol...



Are you 33?
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 4:19:06 PM EDT
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