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Posted: 7/18/2010 10:53:39 AM EDT
Every time I buy hot dogs for a weekend grillin session, I always drop $3-4 on some decent dogs in hopes of ingesting less anus and anus by-products.

I'm always tempted to get the $.99 ones, but I somehow over time convinced myself they have more lip and asshole per pound than the higher priced dogs.

Any truth to that theory?
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 10:54:41 AM EDT
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Every time I buy hot dogs for a weekend grillin session, I always drop $3-4 on some decent dogs in hopes of ingesting less anus and anus by-products.

I'm always tempted to get the $.99 ones, but I somehow over time convinced myself they have more lip and asshole per pound than the higher priced dogs.

Any truth to that theory?


Hot dogs has Anus in them?
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 10:54:54 AM EDT
[#2]
Parts is parts.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 10:55:28 AM EDT
[#3]
Buy the Hebrew National Kosher Beef hot dogs.  There should be nothing of that sort in them.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 10:55:37 AM EDT
[#4]
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Parts is parts.


This. But the title did make me laugh
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 10:55:45 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
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Every time I buy hot dogs for a weekend grillin session, I always drop $3-4 on some decent dogs in hopes of ingesting less anus and anus by-products.

I'm always tempted to get the $.99 ones, but I somehow over time convinced myself they have more lip and asshole per pound than the higher priced dogs.

Any truth to that theory?


Hot dogs has Anus in them?


You didn't know that? I thought that was common knowledge.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 10:56:01 AM EDT
[#6]
One of my best friends is an engineer for Hormel.  There is no anus in them.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 10:56:17 AM EDT
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Buy the Hebrew National Kosher Beef hot dogs.  There should be nothing of that sort in them.


Kosher anus.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 10:56:47 AM EDT
[#8]
Oscar Meyer is the only anus dog.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 10:56:51 AM EDT
[#9]
You know where all the abducted children end up?  Hot dogs.



Remember that the next time your kid sings "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner...".
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 10:56:51 AM EDT
[#10]
It's all the little squeegeed bits that go into the floor mounted hotdog funnel that give those $0.99/lb dogs such tremendous flavor.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 10:57:29 AM EDT
[#11]
The word on arfcom is.... you like a little anus.... so whats the problem.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 10:57:55 AM EDT
[#12]
Kosher hotdogs will be all beef with no exhuast port parts.

The .99 cent dogs will have a mix of beef,pork and chicken. I can comment on the amount of exhaust port they would contain. However judging strictly by the size of the animals, beef exhaust port would be the most commonly found, followed by pig, and chicken last
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 10:58:05 AM EDT
[#13]
you're against natural casings I take it?
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 10:58:39 AM EDT
[#14]
Top tier hot dogs don't use anus for filler.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 10:59:24 AM EDT
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One of my best friends is an engineer for Hormel.  There is no anus in them.


He drives the wiener train?
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 10:59:57 AM EDT
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One of my best friends is an engineer for Hormel.  There is no anus in them.


He drives the wiener train?


Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:00:20 AM EDT
[#17]
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Parts is parts.


This. But the title did make me laugh


Pretty funny, right?
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:00:22 AM EDT
[#18]
There is probably no anus in most of the hot dogs you would buy, there certainly is not anus in any of the mainstream brands. Anus or not , the 99cent ones are fucking gross.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:00:38 AM EDT
[#19]
Fried pig asshole is a very popular snack south of the border.
I think it's the national dish of Guyana.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:00:51 AM EDT
[#20]
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Top tier hot dogs don't use anus for filler.


So he should buy Tier 1 dogs?
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:01:20 AM EDT
[#21]
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It's all the little squeegeed bits that go into the floor mounted hotdog funnel that give those $0.99/lb dogs such tremendous flavor.


Yeah at the end of the day just prior to the steam hosin they sweep all those little nuggets and boogers to that funnel, then the night crew comes in and makes the hot dogs. everything but the squeal.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:01:26 AM EDT
[#22]
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Buy the Hebrew National Kosher Beef hot dogs.  There should be nothing of that sort in them.


Dude, I sent my wife to get some hot dogs one time after seeing them on TV, she came back and said, did you know those were $7?

For a damned hot dog??
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:01:45 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Every time I buy hot dogs for a weekend grillin session, I always drop $3-4 on some decent dogs in hopes of ingesting less anus and anus by-products.

I'm always tempted to get the $.99 ones, but I somehow over time convinced myself they have more lip and asshole per pound than the higher priced dogs.

Any truth to that theory?


Hot dogs has Anus in them?






Once again, the first reply nails it.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:01:46 AM EDT
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Quoted:
One of my best friends is an engineer for Hormel.  There is no anus in them.


That's a load off.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:02:37 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Top tier hot dogs don't use anus for filler.


So he should buy Tier 1 dogs?


Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:03:25 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Quoted:
One of my best friends is an engineer for Hormel.  There is no anus in them.


He drives the wiener train?


 That's good, I'm going to use that.

Actually, he helps design neat tools like the hot dog extruder that looks like a weiner spitting chain gun.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:04:44 AM EDT
[#27]



Quoted:


Buy the Hebrew National Kosher Beef hot dogs.  There should be nothing of that sort in them.


+1

 
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:05:34 AM EDT
[#28]
We use Vienna beef hot dogs. not sure about the anus part but I do know there 100% beef.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:08:04 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Buy the Hebrew National Kosher Beef hot dogs.  There should be nothing of that sort in them.


Dude, I sent my wife to get some hot dogs one time after seeing them on TV, she came back and said, did you know those were $7?

For a damned hot dog??


oh well...
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:09:18 AM EDT
[#30]
Why would I pay more, for less?
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:10:37 AM EDT
[#31]
Nathans FTMFW!
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:11:17 AM EDT
[#32]




Quoted:

One of my best friends is an engineer for Hormel. There is no anus in them.


That's probably because Mr. Hormel saves it all for himself...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Hormel

Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:11:41 AM EDT
[#33]
I don't know if it has asshole in it, but they are damn good

Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:12:19 AM EDT
[#34]
I'll take Hebrew National dogs over just about any other brand. There's a reason 99 cent hotdogs (chicken lips&asshole w/pig Cawk- dogs) are so cheap.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:12:26 AM EDT
[#35]
Kosher = Nothing from the back half....sort of like assless chaps.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:12:38 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Buy the Hebrew National Kosher Beef hot dogs.  There should be nothing of that sort in them.


Those, or the Black Angus Ballpark Beef Franks.





BTW, WTF is up with Black Angus this or Black Angus that these days?
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:14:07 AM EDT
[#37]
Do The More Expensive Hot Dogs have Less Anus in Them?


You realize the implication of your question is that you don't object to eating anus, you just prefer smaller portions?

Around here seven bucks will buy a pretty decent steak.

Skip the dogs.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:14:18 AM EDT
[#38]
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You know where all the abducted children end up?  Hot dogs.

Remember that the next time your kid sings "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner...".


That.



Is.



Fucking.



Sick.





Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:14:32 AM EDT
[#39]
I've heard the contents of hotdogs described as:  Lips, Tips and Assholes.
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:14:36 AM EDT
[#40]
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Buy the Hebrew National Kosher Beef hot dogs.  There should be nothing of that sort in them.


That's what I used to think.  Then one time I bit into one, and came out with a long, black bristle in my mouth.  I still eat hotdogs at cookouts, but never brought them for daily use after that.

Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:17:58 AM EDT
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Quoted:
Buy the Hebrew National Kosher Beef hot dogs.  There should be nothing of that sort in them.


That's what I used to think.  Then one time I bit into one, and came out with a long, black bristle in my mouth.  I still eat hotdogs at cookouts, but never brought them for daily use after that.



If it was a hair indicative of the back half it would've been curly. You're fine.

Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:19:00 AM EDT
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Every time I buy hot dogs for a weekend grillin session, I always drop $3-4 on some decent dogs in hopes of ingesting less anus and anus by-products.

I'm always tempted to get the $.99 ones, but I somehow over time convinced myself they have more lip and asshole per pound than the higher priced dogs.

Any truth to that theory?


Hot dogs has Anus in them?


Hell yeah. What'd you think they were made out of ribeye?
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:20:06 AM EDT
[#43]
Anus is good eatin!
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:21:41 AM EDT
[#44]
wait a minute, do the hebrew national hot dogs contain foreskins?
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:22:42 AM EDT
[#45]
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:23:39 AM EDT
[#46]
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Do The More Expensive Hot Dogs have Less Anus in Them?


You realize the implication of your question is that you don't object to eating anus, you just prefer smaller portions?



Hmm, touche'
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:24:04 AM EDT
[#47]
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Quoted:
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Buy the Hebrew National Kosher Beef hot dogs.  There should be nothing of that sort in them.


Dude, I sent my wife to get some hot dogs one time after seeing them on TV, she came back and said, did you know those were $7?

For a damned hot dog??


Non-anus costs money.





BTW, would multiple anuses in the hot dog be referred to as anii?
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:24:54 AM EDT
[#48]
ground up and seasoned properly all animal parts taste just fine,just dont think about anus next time your eating a hot dog
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:26:25 AM EDT
[#49]



I guess I'd rather have anus in my hotdog than hotdogs in my anus.






Quoted:





Quoted:


Buy the Hebrew National Kosher Beef hot dogs.  There should be nothing of that sort in them.






Those, or the Black Angus Ballpark Beef Franks.
BTW, WTF is up with Black Angus this or Black Angus that these days?



Those are my new favorite.  Angus Anus?
 
Link Posted: 7/18/2010 11:28:19 AM EDT
[#50]
Get kosher dogs or dogs from Michigan (we have the highest meat packing standards in the nation and our known for our dogs. i.e Koegels).
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