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Posted: 6/23/2017 6:09:45 PM EST
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2 smoked and seared pork steaks. 
Makers Mark and Coke.
G43, other guns vanished mysteriously.
A little lube for the ass rape that will happen soon.
No knife needed, this falls apart. 


They see me rollin' and they hatin'
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 6:10:32 PM EST
Probably shouldn't put evidence online that your guns may or may not be gone.
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 6:12:50 PM EST
Is this where your ex does her shopping?
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 6:14:50 PM EST
No napkin? You're living dangerously, my friend.
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 6:15:27 PM EST
10/10.

Sorry for your turmoil, short term pain for long term gain. But delete part someone else suggested. Boating accidents happen.
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 6:20:37 PM EST
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Originally Posted By F4U_Corsair:
Is this where your ex does her shopping?
http://i.imgur.com/JgRKYG3.jpg?1
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Link Posted: 6/23/2017 6:21:01 PM EST
Originally Posted By Pete545:
https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/257981/IMG-2027-237399.JPG

2 smoked and seared pork steaks. 
Makers Mark and Coke.
G43, other guns vanished mysteriously.
A little lube for the ass rape that will happen soon.
No knife needed, this falls apart. 

They see me rollin' and they hatin'
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Do tell
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 6:23:01 PM EST
Was that bottle of Maker's Mark full when you started cooking?
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 6:24:59 PM EST
Did the ex take your extra magazines too?
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 6:25:13 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/23/2017 6:25:54 PM EST by pcsutton]
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Originally Posted By SilenceThis:
Probably shouldn't put evidence online that your guns may or may not be gone.
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Yup, judges really frown on people trying to hide/withhold community property from the court. 
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 6:26:58 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 6:33:05 PM EST
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Originally Posted By DasRonin:
Was that bottle of Maker's Mark full when you started cooking?
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Technically no
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 6:34:04 PM EST
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Originally Posted By pcsutton:
Yup, judges really frown on people trying to hide/withhold community property from the court. 
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Considering I get the kids I don't give a fuck about the guns
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 6:35:00 PM EST
Whiskey and Vaseline intensive care = 10/10
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 6:35:57 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/23/2017 6:36:30 PM EST by ilikeporkchops]
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Originally Posted By Pete545:
Considering I get the kids I don't give a fuck about the guns
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Congrats

That lotion better have aloe
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 6:40:35 PM EST
That's not enough bourbon. What temp did you cook the pork steaks to?
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 6:42:34 PM EST
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Originally Posted By FrankDrebin:
That's not enough bourbon. What temp did you cook the pork steaks to?
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280 for 3 hours. 1 inch cuts. Perfection.
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 6:44:13 PM EST
2/10

Not going to list everything you forgot...it would be TL;DR for most of GD.
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 6:46:44 PM EST
Originally Posted By Pete545:
https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/257981/IMG-2027-237399.JPG

2 smoked and seared pork steaks. 
Makers Mark and Coke.
G43, other guns vanished mysteriously.
A little lube for the ass rape that will happen soon.
No knife needed, this falls apart. 

They see me rollin' and they hatin'
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Nice!

The ass falls apart, or the meat falls apart?
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 6:46:57 PM EST


Your divorce dinner pic, sir
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 6:51:22 PM EST
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Originally Posted By propguy:

Do tell
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I know a couple that divorced because the hubby turned gay.
(not that there is anything wrong with all that )
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 7:50:17 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/23/2017 8:24:00 PM EST by u-baddog]
You have stumbled upon a completely new subgenre of dinner pics.
Your business your rules.

10/10
Good luck
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 8:02:51 PM EST
Vaseline,ass rape. Op is ghey
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 8:18:19 PM EST
I think my grandmother had plates that looked just like that.
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 8:19:33 PM EST
No wonder she divorced your young ass.
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 8:23:14 PM EST
I guess you already used the napkin and lotion?
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 8:24:38 PM EST
Lol


Because as we've learned from the stay-at-home wife thread only the women can cook
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 8:28:47 PM EST
I like the meat with a side of meat...no veg...no time for that nonsense....

It's like going to cracker barrel and getting chicken fried steak with a side of chicken fried steak....yes you can do that
Link Posted: 6/23/2017 8:34:44 PM EST
You're gonna be fine Pete. Back when I got divorced, this would have been a divorce dinner pic for me...

Link Posted: 6/23/2017 9:23:29 PM EST
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Originally Posted By itsARanchrifle:
I guess you already used the napkin and lotion?
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Link Posted: 6/23/2017 9:30:15 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/23/2017 9:31:36 PM EST by BoRdErBaCoN]
Hard to draw the Glock at that angle... you'll get bbq sauce on your elbow.




I dig the plate though. My Grandparents had those when I was a kid. Man do they explode when they accidently hit the ground... shards... shards everywhere.
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