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Posted: 9/5/2008 5:15:00 PM EDT
As Summer wanes into Fall, we reflect on the fruits of our labor and take stock for the coming freeze.  In such times, men of foresight should pause to appreciate their riches, and reflect on the times behind, and ahead.  To that point, I bring you Friday night at Casa de Ninja, and wish you all the best of times, as I certainly enjoy.

The fixins:  Ribs seeping in Southern Flavor, a local favorite.  Adorned by Sam Adams Summer Ale, Mesquite wood for smoke flavoring, a 2006 silver dollar and a big, fat diamond ring.  Protected by my Ruger GP100 6", supported by a Mont Blanc pen and pencil, with Hydra-Shock rounds.


The scene unfolding in the front yard.  If I asked for more, I wouldn't get it.


Distractions!


As if it were from the grill of our Great Architect Himself....hmmmmmmmmm...........


And finally, DINNER!  The ribs are complimented by Johnsonville Brats, cheap Pakistani knives, my H&R M1 Garand equipped with AP rounds, an Omega watch, Master Mason ring and an ICE COLD PABST BLUE RIBBON in a BOTTLE!


And before any Pabst haters step in, God disagrees with you!!!


I hope you are all having the FINEST of evenings.  As I listen to a nice, crisp '84 soundboard from Merriweather Post Pavillion, I wish you all, and America, the finest life has to offer.

Ninja OUT!



Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:16:39 PM EDT
[#1]
Damn good looking food and guns!

10!  You win.

You gonna finish all that?  I could be there in like a day and a half.
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:17:49 PM EDT
[#2]
10
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:18:03 PM EDT
[#3]
mmm....11 out of 10.  Ribs and PBR!
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:18:50 PM EDT
[#4]
10




Damn dude I want to eat at your house!

Wait a minute, aren't you the bbq sauce guy???
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:19:40 PM EDT
[#5]
Ribs with sausages on the side. That is a manly meal. And one that you can lose weight on! Low carb FTW!
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:19:43 PM EDT
[#6]
Need to replace that Martin with a Taylor!
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:19:49 PM EDT
[#7]
Damn those pics really make me miss the USA!!
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:20:50 PM EDT
[#8]
AP Ammo = WIN
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:21:09 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
10




Damn dude I want to eat at your house!

Wait a minute, aren't you the bbq sauce guy???


Why yes, I *am* !!!  
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:21:35 PM EDT
[#10]
If I ever find myself in Alabama, I'm comin' over!

11/10
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:22:11 PM EDT
[#11]
10/10 for including a guitar.

Plus it just looks like one awesome dinner.
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:22:28 PM EDT
[#12]
That Kingsford looks new.

Did you get the $19 clearance one at Home Depot?

I picked that bad boy up a few weeks ago at that price.
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:23:18 PM EDT
[#13]
You get a 10 just for the PBR, everything else is lagniappe.
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:23:24 PM EDT
[#14]
<slobber slobber>

10/10!

Good to go! I'll be over in a little while!

<wiping drool off of keyboard>
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:24:12 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
That Kingsford looks new.

Did you get the $19 clearance one at Home Depot?

I picked that bad boy up a few weeks ago at that price.


Better yet!  75% off at CVS, $12 !!!  
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:24:38 PM EDT
[#16]
10/10

I hope no one deducts for the hydrashoks, they did me.

Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:26:36 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
That Kingsford looks new.

Did you get the $19 clearance one at Home Depot?

I picked that bad boy up a few weeks ago at that price.


Better yet!  75% off at CVS, $12 !!!  



Wow!
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:27:45 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
10




Damn dude I want to eat at your house!

Wait a minute, aren't you the bbq sauce guy???


Why yes, I *am* !!!  


Well than, while I don't think it needs it....where the hell is that sauce!
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:29:30 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
10




Damn dude I want to eat at your house!

Wait a minute, aren't you the bbq sauce guy???


Why yes, I *am* !!!  


Well than, while I don't think it needs it....where the hell is that sauce!


I'm actually OUT!!!  Gotta make more!!!  
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:30:34 PM EDT
[#20]
Did you name you guitar Mini Pearl?

Rip the tag off and play that sucker. (if you want a ornament for your living room, buy a plant)

Food looks good.
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:30:52 PM EDT
[#21]
Commin by for dinner at your house soon
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:31:15 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
Need to replace that Martin with a Taylor!


BLASPHEMER!!!

Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:33:56 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
Did you name you guitar Mini Pearl?

Rip the tag off and play that sucker. (if you want a ornament for your living room, buy a plant)

Food looks good.


Dude, that's a flyer from the gutter salesman dude who came by.  I'm sittin' in the front yard, havin' a beer, strummin' the guit-fiddle, and 'ole boy comes up to sell me damn 'ole gutters!  I told him no thanks, took his little flyer, and off he went.  Now just what in the SHIT about a man on a Friday night, in his front yard, cooking out, drinking beer and playing guitar says "sell me gutters"???  
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:35:43 PM EDT
[#24]
All class.  I like your style.
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:36:36 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Did you name you guitar Mini Pearl?

Rip the tag off and play that sucker. (if you want a ornament for your living room, buy a plant)

Food looks good.


Dude, that's a flyer from the gutter salesman dude who came by.  I'm sittin' in the front yard, havin' a beer, strummin' the guit-fiddle, and 'ole boy comes up to sell me damn 'ole gutters!  I told him no thanks, took his little flyer, and off he went.  Now just what in the SHIT about a man on a Friday night, in his front yard, cooking out, drinking beer and playing guitar says "sell me gutters"???  


I'm with you. I fucking HATE door-to-door salesmen. Shoot 'em all!
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:36:38 PM EDT
[#26]
PBR ME ASAP 10
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:37:37 PM EDT
[#27]
10
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:39:48 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
10




Damn dude I want to eat at your house!

Wait a minute, aren't you the bbq sauce guy???


Why yes, I *am* !!!  


Well than, while I don't think it needs it....where the hell is that sauce!


I'm actually OUT!!!  Gotta make more!!!  


I saved the recipe but still haven't tried it...got to do that someday soon
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:43:30 PM EDT
[#29]
After drinking 8-10 Sam Adams Summer Ale's per night for the last week, I will say they are the shit.  Best non-watered down Summer time beer around, and MADE AND OWNED IN THE USA!


....Warning:  After drinking that amount of beer a night I've had horrible gas and a soft stool.  The hemmoroids can't complain about the stool but my wife is really bitching about the gas.
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:45:18 PM EDT
[#30]
10 only for the PBR
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:54:36 PM EDT
[#31]
Outstanding. Between the food and the rifle, that's an easy 10/10.
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:56:39 PM EDT
[#32]
10/10


My wife has that very same Martin.  It's her "everyday player".


-Mark.

Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:59:05 PM EDT
[#33]
11/10

The extra point for the red white and blue beer.
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 5:59:17 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
10/10


My wife has that very same Martin.  It's her "everyday player".


-Mark.



That dang old hog-15 *is* a jewel, isn't it !!!    Such a rich, warm sound I've never heard elsewhere.
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 6:03:34 PM EDT
[#35]
9.9

You're TV stand is facing the wrong way.  Your legs will hit the support.

Don't ask how I know.
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 6:04:12 PM EDT
[#36]
A 10/10 for the food, beer, and guns, and then a big plus 1 for being so thankful for what you have. If I am ever back in bama, it would be an honor to BBQ with you.
Flyingrhino
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 6:07:45 PM EDT
[#37]
9.5/10

Ditch the cheap Paki knives and it's a 10.
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 6:09:16 PM EDT
[#38]
Ribs and sausage. Awesome.
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 6:09:59 PM EDT
[#39]
He played the M1 card... with AP rounds!!  That's like an automatic WIN or something.   Like catching that stupid thing that buzzes around in that stupid game Harry Potter plays.  Instant winnification!
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 6:12:17 PM EDT
[#40]
-1 for NO SIDES!!  Go out to a football game with the girls, and after a grueling defeat want to come home to a homecooked meal by the lil Mr.  and no sides or bread were made.  Oh, and not to mention that he hasn't even fed the boy yet.  So, sorry dear, you get a 9/10.
Mrs. N  

Link Posted: 9/5/2008 6:14:34 PM EDT
[#41]
Perfect 10/10.....best ever!




roy d....Yes, Jesus helped your points, because PBR sure as shit didn't
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 6:15:14 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:
-1 for NO SIDES!!  Go out to a football game with the girls, and after a grueling defeat want to come home to a homecooked meal by the lil Mr.  and no sides or bread were made.  Oh, and not to mention that he hasn't even fed the boy yet.  So, sorry dear, you get a 9/10.
Mrs. N  



DAMMIT WOMAN!  Feed my Son, refill my beer, and fix me a RIB SAMMICH!
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