* Socialism: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
    * Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.
    * Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk.
    * Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.
    * Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
    * Corporate: You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows and then act surprised when it drops dead.
    * Democracy: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow which was a gift from your government.