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Posted: 10/30/2004 2:35:46 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/30/2004 3:22:54 AM EST by redfisher]
a little background....

a long story made short....

He met his new 'honey' at a titty bar, and in no time- 'love was in the air'






Link Posted: 10/30/2004 2:38:02 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 2:40:25 AM EST
A warning would have been nice.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 2:53:55 AM EST
Geebus boy!!

Link Posted: 10/30/2004 2:56:13 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/30/2004 2:57:16 AM EST by ZEN]

Gee thanks, ..... my penis just jumped off my body and ran screaming from the room!





Zen


"This is my penis, there aren't any like it, but this one ran away"
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 3:04:38 AM EST
Say I'm no fashion police, but those panties make her ass look fat !!!

Jeezzzus.......... that definately should have had a warning
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 3:25:25 AM EST
Thank GOD she has her drawers on!
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 3:49:30 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 3:52:01 AM EST
COTD (Cow of the Day)
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 4:37:07 AM EST

Damn mrniceguy!! I hope you had a bag of flour handy!!
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 4:44:18 AM EST
BOTD (Bovine Of The Day)
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:29:15 AM EST
Dude! There is SO much wrong with that!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:42:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By theprofessor:
Say I'm no fashion police, but those panties make her ass look fat !!!



Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:48:03 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:53:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By ZEN:
Gee thanks, ..... my penis just jumped off my body and ran screaming from the room!

hock.gif



Zen


"This is my penis, there aren't any like it, but this one ran away"



BAAAHAHAHAHHAA! hock.gif
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:08:13 AM EST
Slap that ass and ride the wave
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:11:46 AM EST
poor guy!
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:13:24 AM EST
damm!
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:17:20 AM EST
I just threw up in my mouth a little
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:17:38 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/30/2004 6:17:55 AM EST by grywlf52]

Originally Posted By XM777:
Damn mrniceguy!! I hope you had a bag of flour handy!!



What a 5 or 10 pound bag? I don't think that will be enough. Then come to think of it you could get a "different piece" every night of the week for months.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:37:20 AM EST
I request that your user name be changed to "CriscoCommando"
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:39:45 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:46:53 AM EST
You need to put "graphic" in the thread title, I did when I posted the same picture.

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=287956
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:48:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By Sparky315:
Dude! There is SO much wrong with that!!!!!!




+1
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:49:09 AM EST
More thrusts per squeeze?


Damn...thats just ....wrong.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:49:31 AM EST

Originally Posted By theprofessor:
Say I'm no fashion police, but those panties make her ass look fat !!!

Jeezzzus.......... that definately should have had a warning



Dude, its not the panties that makes her ass look fat


Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:56:20 AM EST
Is he dead? Did he live?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:59:23 AM EST
I'm betting he can't even hear the stereo....
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 10:39:34 AM EST
Smother F-cker!
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 10:44:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By gus:
I'm betting he can't even hear the stereo....



...And if he wants to be on top, he needs a ladder. But then it gets hard to breathe, and he gets a nose bleed.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 11:04:31 AM EST
[typical ARF member response] Ugggg, helll, lookit her, she's all skin and bones like Ann Coulter. She needs a sammich!! [/typical ARF member response]
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 11:05:52 AM EST
thats not exactly what I was expecting...........
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 12:14:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By echo6:

Dude, its not the panties that makes her ass look fat




+1
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 12:19:36 PM EST
beer is all over my screen and keyboard talk about your FULL MOON!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 12:58:20 PM EST


"Her ass looks like about five hundred pounds of chewed buble gum!"


Zen


This is her ass, there are many like it, so I must be in Montana"
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 1:09:27 PM EST
I don't think a person could drink enough to make that look good.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 1:12:32 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 1:44:26 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 2:52:32 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/30/2004 2:53:22 PM EST by Southernfried]
Jeff I know what you did in Arizona
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 3:01:15 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/30/2004 3:04:18 PM EST by tarfu64]


Holy Christ! I know "The Fat Lady is Warming Up" but my God, did you have to post that??? WTF???
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