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Posted: 10/30/2004 3:35:46 AM EDT
a little background....

a long story made short....

He met his new 'honey' at a titty bar, and in no time- 'love was in the air'






Link Posted: 10/30/2004 3:38:02 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 3:40:25 AM EDT
A warning would have been nice.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 3:53:55 AM EDT
Geebus boy!!    

Link Posted: 10/30/2004 3:56:13 AM EDT

Gee thanks, ..... my penis just jumped off my body and ran screaming from the room!  

 



Zen




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"This is my penis, there aren't any like it, but this one ran away"
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 4:04:38 AM EDT
Say I'm no fashion police,  but those panties make her ass look fat !!!

Jeezzzus..........  that definately should have had a warning
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 4:25:25 AM EDT
Thank GOD she has her drawers on!
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 4:49:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 4:52:01 AM EDT
COTD (Cow of the Day)
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:37:07 AM EDT

Damn mrniceguy!! I hope you had a bag of flour handy!!  
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 5:44:18 AM EDT
BOTD (Bovine Of The Day)
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:29:15 AM EDT
Dude!  There is SO much wrong with that!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:42:47 AM EDT

Quoted:
Say I'm no fashion police,  but those panties make her ass look fat !!!



Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:48:03 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:53:10 AM EDT

Quoted:
Gee thanks, ..... my penis just jumped off my body and ran screaming from the room!  

hock.gif  



Zen




<­BR>

"This is my penis, there aren't any like it, but this one ran away"



BAAAHAHAHAHHAA!  hock.gif
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 7:08:13 AM EDT
Slap that ass and ride the wave
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 7:11:46 AM EDT
poor guy!
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 7:13:24 AM EDT
damm!
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 7:17:20 AM EDT
I just threw up in my mouth a little
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 7:17:38 AM EDT

Quoted:
Damn mrniceguy!! I hope you had a bag of flour handy!!  



What a 5 or 10 pound bag?  I don't think that will be enough.  Then come to think of it you could get a "different piece" every night of the week for months.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 7:37:20 AM EDT
I request that your user name be changed to "CriscoCommando"
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 7:39:45 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 7:46:53 AM EDT
You need to put "graphic" in the thread title, I did when I posted the same picture.

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=287956
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 7:48:35 AM EDT

Quoted:
Dude!  There is SO much wrong with that!!!!!!




+1
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 7:49:09 AM EDT
More thrusts per squeeze?


Damn...thats just ....wrong.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 7:49:31 AM EDT

Quoted:
Say I'm no fashion police,  but those panties make her ass look fat !!!

Jeezzzus..........  that definately should have had a warning



Dude, its not the panties that makes her ass look fat


Link Posted: 10/30/2004 7:56:20 AM EDT
Is he dead? Did he live?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 7:59:23 AM EDT
I'm betting he can't even hear the stereo....
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 11:39:34 AM EDT
Smother F-cker!
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 11:44:58 AM EDT

Quoted:
I'm betting he can't even hear the stereo....



...And if he wants to be on top, he needs a ladder. But then it gets hard to breathe, and he gets a nose bleed.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 12:04:31 PM EDT
[typical ARF member response] Ugggg, helll, lookit her, she's all skin and bones like Ann Coulter. She needs a sammich!! [/typical ARF member response]
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 12:05:52 PM EDT
thats not exactly what I was expecting...........
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 1:14:35 PM EDT

Quoted:

Dude, its not the panties that makes her ass look fat




+1
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 1:19:36 PM EDT
beer is all over my screen and keyboard  talk about your FULL MOON!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 1:58:20 PM EDT


"Her ass looks like about five hundred pounds of chewed buble gum!"


Zen






This is her ass, there are many like it, so I must be in Montana"
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 2:09:27 PM EDT
I don't think a person could drink enough to make that look good.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 2:12:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 2:44:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 3:52:32 PM EDT
Jeff I know what you did in Arizona
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 4:01:15 PM EDT


Holy Christ! I know "The Fat Lady is Warming Up" but my God, did you have to post that??? WTF???
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