Posted: 11/2/2004 9:57:29 PM EDT
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Those people are hopeless. I hope this is the end of the Democratic party. Scary thing is how rabid they will be next time. They may as well as quit bsing folks and juist admit they are closet commies.
The dumb fuckers don't realize that the exit polls depend on people wanting to participate. Did it ever occur to them that maybe one demographic might be more apt to participate than the other? I saw women stopped at the exit poll, but knowing how the media works, my GF and I had ZERO desire to participate. I am sure this held true for a lot of us educated conservatives.
As hard as this is to believe, Kerry not being in office is not the end of democracy. In fact, it means we WON'T have a socialist regime for the next four years.
According to whom? Don't confuse facts with wishful thinking. I know your parents gave you everything you wanted as a child and refused to punish you when you were stupid because they feared giving you psychological trauma, but just because you want something doesn't make it happen.
Not all, and exit polls only count the people who were polled, dumbass.
Democrats polling Democrats on who they thought won, and using that to base their beliefs that Kerry would win upon. Somehow something this illogical doesn't surprise me, coming from you bunch.
First of all, who cares what the Canadians think? They're in ANOTHER F***ING COUNTRY. Second, they're mostly socialists too, so of course they're going to hope Kerry wins. Third, how, exactly, are the Canadians getting inside information on the elections? More importantly, who are they getting this inside information from? The Magic 8-Ball?
Exit polls have always been correct. Yes, and I'm sure the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor by accident and we should have given them the chance to apologize before declaring war. And if no exit poll has been correct since the last election (yeah, that's like getting smacked in the face twice, once on each cheek, and bitching about it not being the same cheek since the first time. Dumbass.), and you claim that the exit polls showed Kerry in the lead... then wouldn't that mean that all the polls showing Kerry in the lead were wrong? Geeze, I've seen small children form better logic than you.
You know that one day the machines will rule the earth and humans will be enslaved or exterminated, right? It all starts with one little election. BAN THE MACHINES! Especially your computers, you've obviously abused the privilege of the internet.
I don't know who owns them. Why don't you enlighten me? Also, I'd be very interested to hear your proof that every rockstar from the 60's EXCEPT Elvis was abducted by space aliens.
We're not predicting history. Prediction means you're guessing what the future will be. Again, small children grasp this concept better than you. I just hope you're not polluting their minds with your mindless garbage. He polled under 50%? Great, that still means close to half the people that got polled wanted him. Assuming people who got polled chose people other than Bush and Kerry, it's logical to assume that Kerry got about the same as Bush. Also, you forget, not everyone who voted took a poll beforehand.
Well, you believe Jane Fonda is a hero and not a filthy traitor, so who cares what sort of flawed judgement you may have?
This is the one thing you've said that makes sense. Except replace "what we can do" with "jack shit".
Yes, and other than annoying people with spam mail and wasting time for media employees who have to wade through all your crap while looking for potential Letters to the Editor, what exactly are you going to accomplish? Also, what information are we adding about the voting machines? That they use that new-fangled technology you mistrust so much? If it were up to you, we'd be sitting around in a cave trying to decide if rocks were edible.
Yeah, tell the people who just got their political asses handed to them on a platter with all the trimmings that you think they should complain about it. While you're at it, why don't form a committee to decide what the best way to waste time and energy would be? You're good at that sort of thing.
Wait- You DON'T want it to look like you CAN'T accept defeat? So you want it to look like you DO accept defeat? See, this is the sort of thing I'm talking about. If an infinite number of monkeys, with an infinite number of typewriters, were to hit random keys on the typewriters for eternity, they'd create the complete works of Shakespeare, how many would it take to write up the stuff you write? My guess: one monkey, one typewriter, ten minutes and a bottle of vodka later. And you're targeting your message? You're targeting your own message? What's the idea here, attack your own campaign? Sheesh. No wonder you guys flip-flop so much, you're chasing your own tails.
Yeah. Stop breathing. You'll do the world a favor and save oxygen for those of us who've actually earned it.
Remember our warning from a few months ago from the DU? "Us right-wingers beware, cuz he's gonna go get a gun." Big time paraphrased.
Bring it cock suckers. Benelli M4 and Ar-15 have been riding in the car with me all week.
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