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Posted: 1/15/2015 9:56:01 PM EST


Did humans evolve from monkeys?
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:56:30 PM EST
No.
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Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:57:50 PM EST
No, but some folks act like monkeys.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:58:08 PM EST
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Originally Posted By BCPVP:
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this.

common ancester though.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:58:08 PM EST
No.


Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:58:09 PM EST
You can try; but you won't make a more potentially epic thread than the female ejaculate thread.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:58:11 PM EST
No, we still have monkeys.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:58:47 PM EST
I don't think so.

Otherwise why are we humans and monkeys are still monkeys?

Must have been something we both came from.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 9:59:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/15/2015 9:59:34 PM EST by GrandfatherCoyote]
I didn't. My ancestor, Atsi'tsiaka:ion, came here from the Sky World. Not sure about the rest of you monkey boys.
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Originally Posted By Midyew5959:
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Is there female monkey ejaculate?
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:00:32 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:00:55 PM EST
No, we evolved from tadpoles. Want proof? Look at that tail(bone) when the fetus is still an embryo.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:01:31 PM EST
Be kind of awesome to have a tail. Then you could use your tail to hold your beer while scratching your head with one hand and adjusting the toaster settings with the other hand.

Not awesome enough to overcome my dislike of babnnanas......yeah I don't want to be a monkey
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:01:45 PM EST
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Originally Posted By c7aea15:



Is there female monkey ejaculate?
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Originally Posted By c7aea15:
Originally Posted By Midyew5959:
You can try; but you won't make a more potentially epic thread than the female ejaculate thread.



Is there female monkey ejaculate?



Or ejaculate from a mummified female midget asian hooker?
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:02:36 PM EST
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Originally Posted By maggiethecat:


this.

common ancester though.
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Originally Posted By maggiethecat:
Originally Posted By BCPVP:
No.


this.

common ancester though.


wiki says Prosimians which lead to prosimian tarsiers, simian monkeys, and apes.


and in.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:03:55 PM EST
If we came from monkeys, why the hell are monkeys still around lol.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:04:16 PM EST
NO...if so why do we still have apes.
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Originally Posted By maggiethecat:


this.

common ancester though.
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Originally Posted By maggiethecat:
Originally Posted By BCPVP:
No.


this.

common ancester though.


yep.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:05:46 PM EST
It would insult monkeys to say that some humans are an evolved version of them.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:06:35 PM EST
Apes are monkeys in the same way that monkeys are primates, humans are apes and I am a human – it's called a nested hierarchy. This means that all apes are monkeys, but not all monkeys are apes. Just as all humans are apes, but not all apes are human.
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AKA common ancestor.


Oh and in. This aughta be good.
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Originally Posted By BCPVP:
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Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:07:08 PM EST
I am fond of flinging poo.

Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:07:21 PM EST
Not all of us did or claim to.
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Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:07:42 PM EST
We didn't evolve from monkeys, monkeys and us evolved from a common ancestor.

We still have apes for the same reason we still have fish, evolution is not a ladder.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:11:34 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/15/2015 10:18:54 PM EST by fatalerror113]
Depends on who you ask, from a scientific standpoint.

What is apparent is that humans did evolve from small primates with tails. This is not debated. This is a fact. If you deny this you fail 10 grade science.

What is debated is if we should consider these primates monkeys or not, as technically, they are not the same, or even that closely related to as any species of monkey that has existed during recorded history. However, if these primates existed tucked away on some island somewhere in the 1800's, a naturalist would probably have classified them as monkeys, and our current definition of monkey would be different.

Taxonomy is ALWAYS a bitch fest. That's why its such fun.

Ever read moby dick? There is an entire chapter in there arguing that whales are fish (this is before evolution BTW). Taxonomoy....FUCK YEAH!!!
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:12:09 PM EST
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Yesterday I saw a little monkey riding down the street on the back of a beautiful jet black Labrador Retreiver. The monkey was dressed like a Turkish sultan in the finest silks, with a jeweled scimitar and a brilliant red fez. In one paw he had a Cuban cigar, which he puffed with a casual disdain. The Labrador was wearing a handtooled Spanish riding saddle, with extensive silver accoutrements. He seemed both resigned to his lot in life and smugly superior.

They made a delightful duo. I tipped my hat and said, "Good morning fellas." The monkey just nodded.

How the fuck do you evolutionists explain that?
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Looks like Firefox has encountered a problem with Windows.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:14:56 PM EST
The better question is did all men evolve equal?


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Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:16:10 PM EST
Both evolved concurrently on different branches growing in slightly different directions.
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Originally Posted By Fairplay:
NO...if so why do we still have apes.
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If Italian Americans' ansestors came from Italy, why are there still Italians living in Italy?
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:19:06 PM EST
evolutionists came from primeval ooze or slime, me I was uniquely created by a loving God
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Protect them from.......and from all those smart-ass folks say we come descended from monkeys!
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:19:53 PM EST
Nope. We were transplate here by what we would currently refer to as aliens and what the early world referred to as gods.

No question about it in my humble opinion.

Think about it, look at the facts ( Ancient text )
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Originally Posted By ackspac:
Southpark Evolution
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Still makes me laugh every time.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:20:41 PM EST
Time for a new Scopes trial.
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Originally Posted By coldair:
evolutionists came from primeval ooze or slime, me I was uniquely created by a loving God
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Sorry, but I'm pretty sure your dad fucked your mom and didn't pull out.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:21:15 PM EST
NO.
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Originally Posted By c7aea15:



Is there female monkey ejaculate?
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Originally Posted By c7aea15:
Originally Posted By Midyew5959:
You can try; but you won't make a more potentially epic thread than the female ejaculate thread.



Is there female monkey ejaculate?


Lots of threads promise a monkey.


There's never a monkey.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:22:57 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Fairplay:
NO...if so why do we still have apes.
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we are apes ......
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:24:14 PM EST
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Originally Posted By 12a10:



we are apes ......
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Originally Posted By 12a10:
Originally Posted By Fairplay:
NO...if so why do we still have apes.



we are apes ......
We are retards, like the OP.
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Originally Posted By WildApple:


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Nope.

Didn't evolve from trolls either.


Saint Peter
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:28:55 PM EST
Sirs, perhaps there are those among you who believe you are descended from a ape. I suppose there may even be those among you who believe that I am descended from a ape. But I challenge the man to step forward who believes that General Robert E. Lee is descended from a ape.
Link Posted: 1/15/2015 10:29:12 PM EST
no.
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Originally Posted By coldair:
evolutionists came from primeval ooze or slime, me I was uniquely created by a loving God
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You're so unique you share 98% identical DNA with a chimpanzee.
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