Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login
Site Notices
Posted: 9/4/2004 10:28:03 AM EST
seems that lefty Al Gore was pulled over for doing 77 in a 55mph zone.
The in car camera/microphone picked up the officer asking:

"would you be the Al Gore that I think you are?"
"uh yeah"

trooper: "well I thought so"

He gave the dumb ass a ticket for 75/55 which saved him 100 or more, based on a different classification of violation.

Good to see no favors/warnings given

"Should of had a driver big Al" and nice crown vic you got there
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 10:28:44 AM EST
Hahaha nice.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 10:32:02 AM EST
I got a star on my car and one on my chest,

A gun on my hip and the right to arrest

I'm the guy who's the boss on this highway

So watch out what you're doin' when you're drivin' my way

If you break the law, you'll hear from me, I know

I'm a-workin' for the state

I'm The Highway Patrol.

Well, you'll know me when you see me, 'cause my door's paintedwhite

My siren a-screamin' and my flashin' red lights

I work all day and I work all night

Just a-keepin' law and order, tryin' to do what's right

If I write you out a ticket, then you'd better drive slow

I'm just a-doin' my job, I'm The Highway Patrol.

I'm the highway patrol, the highway patrol,

my hours are long, and my pay is low.

But I'll do my best to keep you driving slow,

I'm just a-doin' my job, I'm The Highway Patrol.

Break

If your driving to fast, like you shouldn't do,

you can bet your boots, i'm coming after you.

If you wanna race, then get on-a race track,

cause if you try and run away, I'm gonna bring ya back,

I'm here to keepall the speeders driving slow,

I'm just a-doin' my job, I'm The Highway Patrol

I'm the highway patrol, the highway patrol,

my hours are long, and my pay is low.

But I'll do my best to keep you driving slow,

I'm just a-doin' my job, I'm The Highway Patrol.

I'm just a-doin' my job, I'm The Highway Patrol.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 10:46:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By raven:
I got a star on my car and one on my chest...



A Junior Brown fan?
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 10:47:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By Adam_White:

Originally Posted By raven:
I got a star on my car and one on my chest...



A Junior Brown fan?



Oh hell yes. He's great.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 10:56:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By redfisher:
seems that lefty Al Gore was pulled over for doing 77 in a 55mph zone.
The in car camera/microphone picked up the officer asking:

"would you be the Al Gore that I think you are?"
"uh yeah"

trooper: "well I thought so"

He gave the dumb ass a ticket for 75/55 which saved him 100 or more, based on a different classification of violation.

Good to see no favors/warnings given

"Should of had a driver big Al" and nice crown vic you got there



I thought higher speeds led to more pollution..................................
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 12:56:31 PM EST
"But officer, I invented speeding!"
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 12:58:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By coondog:
"But officer, I invented speeding radar!"



Gore's a high tech guy.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 1:00:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:

Originally Posted By coondog:
"But officer, I invented speeding radar!"



Gore's a high tech guy.



yeah some times i think he is a T2000
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 1:01:42 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 2:51:46 PM EST
if I had been the cop the drug dog would have been called out, he would have gotten the full 77 in a 55 fine, I would have checked to make sure all the lights properly functioned, etc.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 3:03:46 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/4/2004 3:16:01 PM EST by sharky30]
Top Top