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Posted: 10/27/2004 2:52:06 PM EST
Did we? Or was it all just an elaborat hoax to beat the Soviets?
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 2:53:03 PM EST
I like the line under your handle.



Link Posted: 10/27/2004 2:53:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
I like the line under your handle.






Thank you
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 2:53:54 PM EST
Is this a serious question?
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 2:53:59 PM EST
Just when you think it's safe to retire the "AJNTSA" picture..
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 2:54:17 PM EST
Duh! An elaborate hoax, of course.



- CD
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 2:54:29 PM EST
can we get that pic that says "Aw geez, not this shit again?"

This topic was done over and over and over again.... sorry you didnt know.
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 2:54:29 PM EST
It was a hoax.

The moon is made of soft cheese, as anyone educated would tell you. If the astronauts really had walked on the surface, they would have gotten stuck in the goo and been DOOMED!
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 2:54:33 PM EST
Where are you in WI?

I'm at UW-Platteville
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 2:54:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
I like the line under your handle.






it does suit him quite well doesnt it?
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 2:56:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By CollegeBoy:
Where are you in WI?

I'm at UW-Platteville



actually i am at the University of Minnesota.
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 2:58:09 PM EST
Capricorn One redux.
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 2:58:26 PM EST
What's your major?

I'm going for Civil Engineering
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 2:59:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By DrFrige:
can we get that pic that says "Aw geez, not this shit again?"

This topic was done over and over and over again.... sorry you didnt know.



I was just in the process of searching for it when you posted.

Link Posted: 10/27/2004 2:59:29 PM EST
I am going for forestry at the present moment.

I actually think we did go to the moon, but many people disagree. I would just like to see the other side.
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 3:01:24 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 3:01:35 PM EST
Hell no...it was part of an elaborate scheme so the Russians would spend billions, go broke and communism would collapse. It worked, and it only cost the USA about $250,000.00 because Hollywood kicked in some free shit.
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 3:03:33 PM EST
Wasn't that about the same time JFK got shot from behind, and yet the skull fragments and stuff exited the back of his head....................................................and his mistress, Marilyn Monroe, died of a drug OD around that time also................................................coincidence, I think not!

Seems alot of strange stuff happened at that time, so maybe we did, and maybe we didn't.
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 3:04:39 PM EST
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Link Posted: 10/27/2004 3:07:48 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 3:08:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/27/2004 3:09:03 PM EST by gus]
I have a cousin who was an engineer on the Apollo program. Now he works on the shuttle. It was and is real, end of story.


Edited for speeling
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 3:20:17 PM EST
NO, we did NOT go to the Moon.

We went to Mars.

See, the astronauts got lost on the way to the Moon, and being men, they refused to call mission control and ask for directions.

So they rode around for a while, and happened to see Mars, so they landed there and pretended it was the Moon.

"The Moon? Oh yeah, we're on the Moon. Yup, this is the moon alright."

Even after all these years, they still won't admit they were lost.

And if you're any kind of man, you'll go along with it.



Link Posted: 10/28/2004 3:49:55 AM EST
I can't believe there are people that actually believe we never made it to the Moon. Well, actually, I can. I used to listen to Art Belle when I worked 3rd shift.
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 3:58:05 AM EST
WI_Rifleman............. your avatar.. Cosmo with a rifle?
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 4:00:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By mongo001:
Wasn't that about the same time JFK got shot from behind, and yet the skull fragments and stuff exited the back of his head....................................................and his mistress, Marilyn Monroe, died of a drug OD around that time also................................................coincidence, I think not!

Seems alot of strange stuff happened at that time, so maybe we did, and maybe we didn't.



Ummmm... NO
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 4:01:49 AM EST
The subject line is wrong...........

It should read: Did I actually post this stupid thread!
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 4:04:38 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/28/2004 4:05:27 AM EST by paenutz]

Originally Posted By Troy:
The Russians and others were perfectly capable of tracking our progress to the moon, and would have immediately called if it didn't happen. There is a literal MOUNTAIN of documentation. Hundreds of thousands of people watched those rocket launches.

Anyone who has trouble believing it happened is VERY gullible and certainly hasn't taken even a peripheral look at the data.

Kind of like this couple I know. Both professionals in their 40s, who are relatively well-adjusted, but complete liberals from a stout liberal background. Both of them truly believe that GWB has "weather control satellites" and used them to cause the Florida hurricanes. They were trying to convince me, but started sputtering when I started asking questions like:

- How long have they existed?
- Did Clinton have control of them when he was Pres?
- How do they work?
- Why haven't other first-world nations complained, or outed them in the media?
- Why would Bush use them to CAUSE hurricanes, causing great economic disasters? What would he gain?
- What would Kerry have done?
- Why aren't they used to prevent droughts, which would ensure millions of votes?

It was quite interesting to see them bite their tongues. I mean, you could SEE them thinking "but..., but...", and they just kind of stood their like Robbie The Robot given an illegal order as their heads were trying to explode. They declined to continue the conversation.


-Troy




BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.....

That made my morning Thnx troy.
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 4:05:54 AM EST
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Link Posted: 10/28/2004 4:24:29 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/28/2004 4:24:47 AM EST by danno-in-michigan]
[tinfoilhat on] You mean you believe that the myth that the government's huge spy satellite in the sky is a moon?[tinfoilhat off]
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 4:36:11 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/28/2004 4:40:46 AM EST by monkeyman]
Well, we were going to go to the moon before the Loch Ness monster and Big Foot got together to create crop circles while Elvis and JFK watched while working in a gas station in Kalamazoo.

Anyway, on the way to the moon, the Astronauts were intercepted by UFOs and transported back in time where they were met Amelia Erhardt and kept in the Bermuda Triangle. All this is written very clearly in Nostrodomus's writings which have been translated into the DaVinci Code.

Any other questions?
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Link Posted: 10/28/2004 4:42:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By WI_Rifleman:
Did we? Or was it all just an elaborat hoax to beat the Soviets?



No. The moon landing was a figment of Bigfoot's imagination that he perpetrated on us using secret mind control waves that were hidden in television and radio broadcasts from 2,000 years ago.

Zombies were also involved, but I don't know how yet.

Pie was too.

When I get drunker I can figure out more.
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 4:45:37 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/28/2004 4:45:53 AM EST by PAEBR332]

Originally Posted By monkeyman:
Well, we were going to go to the moon before the Loch Ness monster and Big Foot got together to create crop circles while Elvis and JFK watched while working in a gas station in Kalamazoo.

Anyway, on the way to the moon, the Astronauts were intercepted by UFOs and transported back in time where they were met Amelia Erhardt and kept in the Bermuda Triangle. All this is written very clearly in Nostrodomus's writings which have been translated into the DaVinci Code.

Any other questions?
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Yeah, I have a few questions.

How involved were the Trilateral Commission, the Bildeburgs, and the Elders of Zion? What about Skull and Bones?

We need the truth!
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 4:53:18 AM EST
Listen up pilgram, Philip Plait's web-site www.badastronmy.com was tailor made for questions like this, do yourself a favor and go there to get the straight poop on de-bunking this myth.

Plenty of us are old enough to have been setting there watching that old black & white the night Neil made history..... ya can't tell us it didn't happen 'cus we was there, we saw it LIVE.

It was incredible, much bettr'n than the poke in the eye w/ a sharp stick those claiming we didn't go there deserve, (as if seeing ain't believin).

Hope this is some help,
Mike
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 4:54:32 AM EST
Yes, we did.

Now go back to your village, idiot!
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 4:54:46 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/28/2004 4:55:30 AM EST by monkeyman]

Originally Posted By PAEBR332:

Originally Posted By monkeyman:
Well, we were going to go to the moon before the Loch Ness monster and Big Foot got together to create crop circles while Elvis and JFK watched while working in a gas station in Kalamazoo.

Anyway, on the way to the moon, the Astronauts were intercepted by UFOs and transported back in time where they were met Amelia Erhardt and kept in the Bermuda Triangle. All this is written very clearly in Nostrodomus's writings which have been translated into the DaVinci Code.

Any other questions?
[



Yeah, I have a few questions.

How involved were the Trilateral Commission, the Bildeburgs, and the Elders of Zion? What about Skull and Bones?

We need the truth!



I could tell you but then I would have to kill you. But I'll give you a one word hint (Masons)
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 4:57:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By monkeyman:

Originally Posted By PAEBR332:

Originally Posted By monkeyman:
Well, we were going to go to the moon before the Loch Ness monster and Big Foot got together to create crop circles while Elvis and JFK watched while working in a gas station in Kalamazoo.

Anyway, on the way to the moon, the Astronauts were intercepted by UFOs and transported back in time where they were met Amelia Erhardt and kept in the Bermuda Triangle. All this is written very clearly in Nostrodomus's writings which have been translated into the DaVinci Code.

Any other questions?
[



Yeah, I have a few questions.

How involved were the Trilateral Commission, the Bildeburgs, and the Elders of Zion? What about Skull and Bones?

We need the truth!



I could tell you but then I would have to kill you. But I'll give you a one word hint (Masons)



Ahhh!

It all makes sense now.
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 5:10:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By CAMPYBOB:
well...here's what i've learned in all my years on arfcom so far...

1. the civil war wasn't about slavery.

2. the spanish inquisition was actually pretty cool.

3. price gouging is the american way.

4. the uss liberty could not be identified by the israeli navy ships, helos or jets.

5. bigfoot lives.

6. zombis can run.

7. it was an fnc, dumbass.

8. ar's don't work under water too good.

9. you really can stuff it in her pooper and post pics, as long as they are up for only a minute.

and...

10. we never went any past the blue sky with those big rockets and hollywood did the rest.


oh...i almost forgot...

oswald didn't kill kennedy.



OK, and lets add:

11. Evolution never happened, all those fossils are god's little joke on us.

12. The Crusades were fully justified because... uh.... god said so.

13. Hitler, even though he said and wrote on many occasions he was a Christian and was acknowleged by the Pope, was only pretending.

14. Witches burned in Europe and Massachusetts really deserved it because they actually were witches who stole and ate little children.

15. America should have sealed its borders in 1623. Nothing but immigrint scum has come into the country since.

16. Hillary Clinton wears puffy hair styles so you can't see her horns.

17. Franklin Roosevelt was a communist or at least a socialist, well, he was definately a democrat.

18. Eisenhower was a RINO.

19. Hank Hill and family and neighbors do not present a true reflection of Texas. Yeah, right.

20. Any woman can claim rape and the guy she accuses should immediately be hanged unless he stuck it in her pooper and got pictures.
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