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Posted: 1/19/2015 10:32:33 AM EST
Drinking my coffee and look at the cover of the newspaper. On the bottom it says " Knicks vs. Pelicans."

Who in the blue fuck are the Pelicans? I have never heard of this NBA team.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 10:33:26 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/19/2015 10:34:30 AM EST by subcomunic8r]
New Orleans I believe.

ETA: yep. Formerly the Charlotte Hornets.
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Originally Posted By subcomunic8r:
New Orleans I believe.
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Weren't they formally the Utah Jazz?
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 10:35:09 AM EST
Go back to sleep.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 10:35:15 AM EST
meth kills.
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Will that get me back to my correct timeline?
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Weren't they formally the Utah Jazz?
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Originally Posted By subcomunic8r:
New Orleans I believe.


Weren't they formally the Utah Jazz?


No the Utah Jazz moved from the New Orleans -- perhaps the least jazziest place in the Universe.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 10:38:15 AM EST
So you don't pay attention to basketball and yet you are surprised when you see basketball news you're not familar with?

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Will that get me back to my correct timeline?
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Originally Posted By Silver_Surfer:
Go back to sleep.


Will that get me back to my correct timeline?


If you have the same dream but with a different outcome. Maybe
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 10:39:44 AM EST
I do it all the time, OP. The best 'tell' for me is which way my hair parts in the morning.
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Yes.

I honestly can't remember ever hearing of "The Pelicans" before this morning.

Link Posted: 1/19/2015 10:41:19 AM EST
Everybody is on the pelicans case.......
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 10:42:18 AM EST
Hell, I thought Drew Bledsoe was still the QB of the Patriots.
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Yes.

I honestly can't remember ever hearing of "The Pelicans" before this morning.

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Originally Posted By MillerSHO:
So you don't pay attention to basketball and yet you are surprised when you see basketball news you're not familar with?



Yes.

I honestly can't remember ever hearing of "The Pelicans" before this morning.




I am right there with you. I bet there is probably about 10 teams I haven't heard of....Also basketball is stupid.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 10:43:23 AM EST
The Jazz moved to Utah in the 70's. The Hornets became the Pelicans in 2013.
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Also the Dodgers and Giants are in California now, and they tore down Ebbets Field and the Polo Grounds.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 10:46:17 AM EST
If you're telling me "The Pelicans" have been in the NBA for an entire season then you are confirming my suspicion that I am in a parallel universe.
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Originally Posted By Polupharmakos:
Also the Dodgers and Giants are in California now, and they tore down Ebbets Field and the Polo Grounds.
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WHAT?!

Edit.

They weren't yesterday.
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Originally Posted By distortion9:
Drinking my coffee and look at the cover of the newspaper. On the bottom it says " Knicks vs. Pelicans."

Who in the blue fuck are the Pelicans? I have never heard of this NBA team.
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I don't think there is a white guy or black guy in the world who watched more basketball than I did 79 through mid 90s.

Then basketball started to become MTV Hip Hop and I stopped. I was at my mom's last week and she had on the Spurs. "Who is playing" I asked

"the Pelicans"

"What the hell is that:

New Orleans

then why not the Jazz (ala pistol pete truck robinson era).
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 10:50:13 AM EST
Who the fuck watches basketball?
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Yes.

I honestly can't remember ever hearing of "The Pelicans" before this morning.

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Originally Posted By MillerSHO:
So you don't pay attention to basketball and yet you are surprised when you see basketball news you're not familar with?



Yes.

I honestly can't remember ever hearing of "The Pelicans" before this morning.



So even when you don't keep up on something in your mind you expect to still know all the details and are surprised when you dont?

I'm sure there's a personality disorder somewhere in there.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 10:52:10 AM EST
let me guess op, you always get picked last on trivia night?
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The Jazz moved to Utah in the 70's. The Hornets became the Pelicans in 2013.
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and Comiskey Park became US Cellular and...

its all typical corporate BS. Let teams move every year and rename. It's a bore now.
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and the Bobcats became the Hornets in 2014.
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Link Posted: 1/19/2015 11:00:12 AM EST
Hell. I am still calling the "Colts" Baltimore and the "Rams" Los Angeles. It's fun to be old!
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So even when you don't keep up on something in your mind you expect to still know all the details and are surprised when you dont?

I'm sure there's a personality disorder somewhere in there.
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Originally Posted By distortion9:
Originally Posted By MillerSHO:
So you don't pay attention to basketball and yet you are surprised when you see basketball news you're not familar with?



Yes.

I honestly can't remember ever hearing of "The Pelicans" before this morning.



So even when you don't keep up on something in your mind you expect to still know all the details and are surprised when you dont?

I'm sure there's a personality disorder somewhere in there.


No.

NBA players and stats, etc....I'm completely clueless. But pretty sure you couldn't surprise me with the name of a team.....prior to today.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 11:03:58 AM EST
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Originally Posted By m3racer:
let me guess op, you always get picked last on trivia night?
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Incorrect.

Which is why my conclusion was "a parallel universe"
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 11:25:41 AM EST
As long as you have 13 fingers like everyone, you are in the right universe.



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