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WA, USA
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It was pretty cool.
All sorts of animals to feed. Eggs to harvest. Cows to milk. Lots of fun times..... Except one thing that never settled well with me, being a gun owner. The owner.....He had me make a lot of "Straw" purchases........ |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 1:23:50 AM EST
You don't have to be lonely, with...
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Posted: 10/5/2014 1:24:03 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/5/2014 1:25:50 AM EST by Timco]
Had you? Isn't that somewhat illegal?
Edit....  Just got it. 
Eggs are not harvested. They are collected. 
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Posted: 10/5/2014 1:24:06 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/5/2014 1:24:28 AM EST by MK4Mod0]
You"re making hay out of nothing!
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Posted: 10/5/2014 1:24:15 AM EST
Did the chickens have large talons?
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Posted: 10/5/2014 1:26:58 AM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
You don't have to be lonely, with... Farmers only. Com |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 1:28:11 AM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By thawntex:
Did the chickens have large talons? Forgot to bring my checkbook, have to pay you with change instead. |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 1:29:08 AM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By FreezinSig:
Farmers only. Com Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FreezinSig:
Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
You don't have to be lonely, with... Farmers only. Com I've seen that commercial 3 times so far. Each time, as the jingle ended, I made a random farm animal sound. First time was a sheep, then a cow, and last time was a horse winny... It makes the jingle bearable... |
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USA
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Posted: 10/5/2014 1:31:15 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/5/2014 1:32:44 AM EST by bob1946]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
I've seen that commercial 3 times so far. Each time, as the jingle ended, I made a random farm animal sound. First time was a sheep, then a cow, and last time was a horse winny... It makes the jingle bearable... Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
Originally Posted By FreezinSig:
Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
You don't have to be lonely, with... Farmers only. Com I've seen that commercial 3 times so far. Each time, as the jingle ended, I made a random farm animal sound. First time was a sheep, then a cow, and last time was a horse winny... It makes the jingle bearable... Is that the one with the talking cow? I can't help but think of those guys who got caught covered in jello fucking cows. It makes the cow trying to find the farmer a date even funnier. |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 1:32:48 AM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By bob1946:
Is that the one with the talking cow? I can't help but think of those guys who got caught covered in jello fucking cows. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By bob1946:
Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
Originally Posted By FreezinSig:
Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
You don't have to be lonely, with... Farmers only. Com I've seen that commercial 3 times so far. Each time, as the jingle ended, I made a random farm animal sound. First time was a sheep, then a cow, and last time was a horse winny... It makes the jingle bearable... Is that the one with the talking cow? I can't help but think of those guys who got caught covered in jello fucking cows. City folk just don't understand!! |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 1:35:19 AM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By Timco:
City folk just don't understand!! Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Timco:
Originally Posted By bob1946:
Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
Originally Posted By FreezinSig:
Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
You don't have to be lonely, with... Farmers only. Com I've seen that commercial 3 times so far. Each time, as the jingle ended, I made a random farm animal sound. First time was a sheep, then a cow, and last time was a horse winny... It makes the jingle bearable... Is that the one with the talking cow? I can't help but think of those guys who got caught covered in jello fucking cows. City folk just don't understand!! Will hank ever find true love? |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 1:37:20 AM EST
Chickens diddled.
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Posted: 10/5/2014 1:56:25 AM EST
How long did it take you to realize bulls don't produce milk?
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Posted: 10/5/2014 1:57:31 AM EST
I am not amoosed. |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 2:04:09 AM EST
I have teats
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Posted: 10/5/2014 2:15:54 AM EST
In before OP replaces Eric Holder and deems Arfcom a risk.
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FL, USA
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Posted: 10/5/2014 2:21:41 AM EST
I never heard of 'harvesting' eggs.
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Posted: 10/5/2014 2:43:39 AM EST
I've laughed harder at bazooka wrappers.
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WA, USA
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Posted: 10/5/2014 12:09:18 PM EST
Quote History Originally Posted By MarkHatfield:
I never heard of 'harvesting' eggs. Well now you have.
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Posted: 10/5/2014 4:57:34 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/5/2014 4:58:11 PM EST by FlyingGorilla]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By thehellbringer:
How long did it take you to realize bulls don't produce milk? Probably when the prize breeding bull died after being milked for an hour or so straight. But I heard the bull died with a smile on its face. |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 4:59:01 PM EST
With a joke that bad I can tell it wasn't a funny farm.
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Posted: 10/5/2014 5:38:30 PM EST
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Posted: 10/5/2014 5:40:25 PM EST
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TX, USA
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Posted: 10/5/2014 5:40:25 PM EST
He was -GunNutJuell-
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