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Posted: 10/5/2014 1:22:02 AM EST
It was pretty cool.

All sorts of animals to feed.

Eggs to harvest.

Cows to milk.

Lots of fun times..... Except one thing that never settled well with me, being a gun owner.

The owner.....He had me make a lot of "Straw" purchases........
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 1:23:50 AM EST
You don't have to be lonely, with...
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 1:24:03 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/5/2014 1:25:50 AM EST by Timco]
Had you? Isn't that somewhat illegal?

Edit.... Just got it.

Eggs are not harvested. They are collected.
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 1:24:06 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/5/2014 1:24:28 AM EST by MK4Mod0]
You"re making hay out of nothing!
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 1:24:15 AM EST
Did the chickens have large talons?
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 1:26:58 AM EST
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Farmers only. Com
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Originally Posted By thawntex:
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Forgot to bring my checkbook, have to pay you with change instead.
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 1:29:08 AM EST
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I've seen that commercial 3 times so far. Each time, as the jingle ended, I made a random farm animal sound. First time was a sheep, then a cow, and last time was a horse winny... It makes the jingle bearable...
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 1:31:15 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/5/2014 1:32:44 AM EST by bob1946]
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Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:


I've seen that commercial 3 times so far. Each time, as the jingle ended, I made a random farm animal sound. First time was a sheep, then a cow, and last time was a horse winny... It makes the jingle bearable...
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Farmers only. Com


I've seen that commercial 3 times so far. Each time, as the jingle ended, I made a random farm animal sound. First time was a sheep, then a cow, and last time was a horse winny... It makes the jingle bearable...


Is that the one with the talking cow? I can't help but think of those guys who got caught covered in jello fucking cows. It makes the cow trying to find the farmer a date even funnier.
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 1:32:48 AM EST
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Is that the one with the talking cow? I can't help but think of those guys who got caught covered in jello fucking cows.
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Originally Posted By bob1946:
Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
Originally Posted By FreezinSig:
Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
You don't have to be lonely, with...

Farmers only. Com


I've seen that commercial 3 times so far. Each time, as the jingle ended, I made a random farm animal sound. First time was a sheep, then a cow, and last time was a horse winny... It makes the jingle bearable...


Is that the one with the talking cow? I can't help but think of those guys who got caught covered in jello fucking cows.

City folk just don't understand!!
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City folk just don't understand!!
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Originally Posted By bob1946:
Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
Originally Posted By FreezinSig:
Originally Posted By GrandfatherCoyote:
You don't have to be lonely, with...

Farmers only. Com


I've seen that commercial 3 times so far. Each time, as the jingle ended, I made a random farm animal sound. First time was a sheep, then a cow, and last time was a horse winny... It makes the jingle bearable...


Is that the one with the talking cow? I can't help but think of those guys who got caught covered in jello fucking cows.

City folk just don't understand!!

Will hank ever find true love?
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 1:37:20 AM EST
Chickens diddled.
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 1:56:25 AM EST
How long did it take you to realize bulls don't produce milk?
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I am not amoosed.


Link Posted: 10/5/2014 2:04:09 AM EST
I have teats
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 2:15:54 AM EST
In before OP replaces Eric Holder and deems Arfcom a risk.
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 2:21:41 AM EST
I never heard of 'harvesting' eggs.
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 2:43:39 AM EST
I've laughed harder at bazooka wrappers.


Link Posted: 10/5/2014 12:09:18 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MarkHatfield:
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Well now you have.
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 4:57:34 PM EST
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Originally Posted By thehellbringer:
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Probably when the prize breeding bull died after being milked for an hour or so straight. But I heard the bull died with a smile on its face.
Link Posted: 10/5/2014 4:59:01 PM EST
With a joke that bad I can tell it wasn't a funny farm.
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He was -GunNutJuell-
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