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Posted: 10/12/2005 5:59:35 PM EDT
EdSr has probably seen the title of this thread and is laughing his ass off. I'd bet he heard it, too.

It's one of three BS stories I was told I was guarenteed to hear in the army.

No comment.

(BTW, it's my first day home. Jameson's.)
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:01:05 PM EDT
[#1]
I've heard it, but post it for others to laugh...let's hear it...
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:01:37 PM EDT
[#2]
So what? all the women had a hard on and screwed you?
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:06:25 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:07:21 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:07:50 PM EDT
[#5]
Bring back the SEC!






CMOS
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:12:22 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Bring back the SEC!






CMOS



If I'm not mistaken, SEC passed away not long ago.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:12:24 PM EDT
[#7]
Tag for future laughter.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:13:42 PM EDT
[#8]
I thought a lesbian started this thread.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:16:01 PM EDT
[#9]
Did I ever tell you guyd aabout stirring up shit and walking away?


I've just killed a jug of Jameson's.


Good night.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:16:08 PM EDT
[#10]
That theres a medical condition they have a name for, and if it wasn't a joke, you'd have to get it looked at. Besides, any more than two womens more work than I'd want to invest effort in.....and onwards now to hear what the punchlines going to be.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:23:14 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
That theres a medical condition they have a name for, and if it wasn't a joke, you'd have to get it looked at. Besides, any more than two womens more work than I'd want to invest effort in.....and onwards now to hear what the punchlines going to be.




Lions 4, Christians 0.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:23:34 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
That theres a medical condition they have a name for, and if it wasn't a joke, you'd have to get it looked at. Besides, any more than two womens more work than I'd want to invest effort in.....and onwards now to hear what the punchlines going to be.


Priapism
Priapism (Greek πριαπισμός, the erection) is a painful and potentially harmful medical condition in which the erect penis (erection) does not return to its flaccid state (despite the absence of both physical and psychological stimulation). The causative mechanisms are poorly understood but involve complex neurological and vascular factors. Potential complications include ischaemia, clotting of the blood retained in the penis (thrombosis), and damage to the blood vessels of the penis which may result in an impaired erectile function or impotence. In serious cases the condition may result in gangrene, which may necessitate penis removal.

Oh shit!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:30:05 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
That theres a medical condition they have a name for, and if it wasn't a joke, you'd have to get it looked at. Besides, any more than two womens more work than I'd want to invest effort in.....and onwards now to hear what the punchlines going to be.


Priapism
Priapism (Greek πριαπισμός, the erection) is a painful and potentially harmful medical condition in which the erect penis (erection) does not return to its flaccid state (despite the absence of both physical and psychological stimulation). The causative mechanisms are poorly understood but involve complex neurological and vascular factors. Potential complications include ischaemia, clotting of the blood retained in the penis (thrombosis), and damage to the blood vessels of the penis which may result in an impaired erectile function or impotence. In serious cases the condition may result in gangrene, which may necessitate penis removal.

Oh shit!!!!!!!!






Goddammit! Qiut letting the facts get in the way of a good story!!!!!!!


Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:30:55 PM EDT
[#14]
......Well, the TV commercial does say if lasts more than 4 hrs...seek medical attention.



They're a little vague on whether that advice is for the man, or the woman.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:37:48 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
That theres a medical condition they have a name for, and if it wasn't a joke, you'd have to get it looked at. Besides, any more than two womens more work than I'd want to invest effort in.....and onwards now to hear what the punchlines going to be.


Priapism
Priapism (Greek πριαπισμός, the erection) is a painful and potentially harmful medical condition in which the erect penis (erection) does not return to its flaccid state (despite the absence of both physical and psychological stimulation). The causative mechanisms are poorly understood but involve complex neurological and vascular factors. Potential complications include ischaemia, clotting of the blood retained in the penis (thrombosis), and damage to the blood vessels of the penis which may result in an impaired erectile function or impotence. In serious cases the condition may result in gangrene, which may necessitate penis removal.

Oh shit!!!!!!!!






Goddammit! Qiut letting the facts get in the way of a good story!!!!!!!




Link Posted: 10/12/2005 8:44:00 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
That theres a medical condition they have a name for, and if it wasn't a joke, you'd have to get it looked at. Besides, any more than two womens more work than I'd want to invest effort in.....and onwards now to hear what the punchlines going to be.


Priapism
Priapism (Greek πριαπισμός, the erection) is a painful and potentially harmful medical condition in which the erect penis (erection) does not return to its flaccid state (despite the absence of both physical and psychological stimulation). The causative mechanisms are poorly understood but involve complex neurological and vascular factors. Potential complications include ischaemia, clotting of the blood retained in the penis (thrombosis), and damage to the blood vessels of the penis which may result in an impaired erectile function or impotence. In serious cases the condition may result in gangrene, which may necessitate penis removal.

Oh shit!!!!!!!!



It's a common thing to look for in auto accident victims, it usually signifies a neck or back injury.

The causativ mechanisms are better understood than the article states.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 8:57:00 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/12/2005 9:01:21 PM EDT
[#18]

Link Posted: 10/12/2005 9:03:30 PM EDT
[#19]
 Gotta love Viagra! Patty
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 9:05:57 PM EDT
[#20]
Tagged for later
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 9:09:12 PM EDT
[#21]
Anyone seen the Episode of Red Dwarf when Rimmer and Lister slipped the Viagra in the water bottles of the opposing basketball team?
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 9:11:54 PM EDT
[#22]
taggg
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 9:13:19 PM EDT
[#23]
This thread is worthless without PICS!!!

Not that I would know or anything
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 9:15:41 PM EDT
[#24]
Just rub some habanero peppers on it    
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 9:19:34 PM EDT
[#25]
Link Posted: 10/13/2005 5:25:04 AM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
Anyone seen the Episode of Red Dwarf when Rimmer and Lister slipped the Viagra in the water bottles of the opposing basketball team?



NO!  What happened?
Link Posted: 10/13/2005 7:57:50 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Bring back the SEC!






CMOS



If I'm not mistaken, SEC passed away not long ago.




I know.  Get another cat.  The spirit of the SEC must continue.

CMOS
Link Posted: 10/13/2005 8:14:24 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:

It's a common thing to look for in auto accident victims, it usually signifies a neck or back injury.

The causativ mechanisms are better understood than the article states.



When someone is hanged, they get one too for the same reason you state above. Also, I heard morticians have to tie it off at the base during embalming otherwise they can't close the lid on the coffin..
Link Posted: 10/13/2005 6:23:51 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Anyone seen the Episode of Red Dwarf when Rimmer and Lister slipped the Viagra in the water bottles of the opposing basketball team?



NO!  What happened?



Official synopsis for Season 8, Episode 6  "Pete, Part 1":
When Rimmer and Lister are forced to take on the guards in a basketball game they sabotage the opposition's half-time juice with 'Boing' - the virility enhancement drug.

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For the first few minutes the guards, not surprisingly, kick the Dwarfers butts.  Then, one by one, the guard team members start to hunch over and hobble.  The punchline comes when Captain Hollister takes a sip from one of the bottles...
Link Posted: 10/13/2005 6:40:29 PM EDT
[#30]
TiAGra
Link Posted: 10/13/2005 6:42:25 PM EDT
[#31]
Link Posted: 10/13/2005 6:53:53 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Anyone seen the Episode of Red Dwarf when Rimmer and Lister slipped the Viagra in the water bottles of the opposing basketball team?



NO!  What happened?



I think I've seen every episode of Red Dwarf and am pretty sure this hasn't happened.  

But, it's a safe bet nobody fell out of bed.

Rick

Link Posted: 10/13/2005 6:55:25 PM EDT
[#33]
I think I stand corrected.  Will look for 8:6:1.

rick

Link Posted: 10/13/2005 6:56:03 PM EDT
[#34]
Patty, what are you doing in this thread?

Rick
Link Posted: 10/13/2005 6:57:00 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Anyone seen the Episode of Red Dwarf when Rimmer and Lister slipped the Viagra in the water bottles of the opposing basketball team?



NO!  What happened?



Official synopsis for Season 8, Episode 6  "Pete, Part 1":
When Rimmer and Lister are forced to take on the guards in a basketball game they sabotage the opposition's half-time juice with 'Boing' - the virility enhancement drug.

---------------------------------
For the first few minutes the guards, not surprisingly, kick the Dwarfers butts.  Then, one by one, the guard team members start to hunch over and hobble.  The punchline comes when Captain Hollister takes a sip from one of the bottles...



Too funny!
Link Posted: 10/13/2005 7:44:58 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
I think I stand corrected.  Will look for 8:6:1.

rick




Not to hijack but here are the official episode summaries.
Red Dwarf Episode Guide.
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