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Link Posted: 9/24/2023 12:49:44 PM EDT
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You can’t turn off a presidential emergency alert.
Hold my beer and hand me that sledgehammer.



That would work. Did you get the new iPhone 15 ProMax?
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 12:52:35 PM EDT
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This is the kind of thing my wife saw on Facebook.

People were talking about letting their phones die, going out in the woods away from cell service and keeping their kids home from school.

I figured it was the emergency alert test again.
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That's when they sync your refrigerator to your vaccine or some such from what I'm reading

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They are planning to use 5g to disable all patriots.

Only Trump can stop this.

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They're activating the 5G chips in the COVID vaccines that day.

It's going to be epic.

This is the kind of thing my wife saw on Facebook.

People were talking about letting their phones die, going out in the woods away from cell service and keeping their kids home from school.

I figured it was the emergency alert test again.
Jesus Christ, people are fucking retarded
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 12:53:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/24/2023 12:57:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/24/2023 1:03:03 PM EDT
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They're activating the 5G chips in the COVID vaccines that day.

It's going to be epic.
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Link Posted: 9/24/2023 1:05:37 PM EDT
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Isn't that the plot in one of the kingsmen fliks
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 1:12:46 PM EDT
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Yeah, the first one.
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 1:43:07 PM EDT
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Don’t care it’s a test or the real End of the World, after the last three years of bullshit I don’t want to hear anything from any government assholes.
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Link Posted: 9/25/2023 7:50:07 AM EDT
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But why?
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Thanks for the reminder to make sure that shit is turned off.

But why?

I don't get notifications for most things, why should some.gov lackey get to make my phone go nuts everytime it feels there's an "emergency"?
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 11:27:31 AM EDT
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tHERE wAS A dIsASTer anD THa fANCEE waRnINGS neVer rINGEDD MY PHONE! i wANt mY tAx MoNeYS baCK!!!!11111


LOL That's how the system is designed. You can pick and choose what you want to be alerted about. You've never, ever been able to hide from a Presidential Alert. They pre-empt all teevee, all radio, and as newer technologies came along (cable teevee, etc), those got rolled up into it as well.

By Federal law, if your station doesn't transmit the PEA, it used to have to cease broadcasting period until the alert terminated.

To make sure this rickety old thing works, they are supposed to do increasingly complicated tests of it on a rolling basis. Local and state get the RMT's (Required Monthly - HONNNNK HOOOONNNNK).

They don't do the end-to-end big one very often because... it never works right. It's too complicated, then techs have to go unfuck things that refused to let go.

They still don't know what to do about tv's, radios and phones that are turned off*, or if all of the things with screens in your house like the fridge and bidet should have to carry the alert, either...

Instead of being pissy about one type of test, you should all be pissy that bidillions (that's biden billions) have been dumped into this ancient 70's relic, and it to my knowledge has never worked correctly, completely, once.

I turn all the other shit off except haz mat disaster and like one other. The rest, I don't need it bothering me, someone else's phone will go off.

Wait until they realize that the satphone capability of the new phone devices could be used to send an alert and bother you on vacation, way up in the hills where the cells used to not work!

(because, they aren't really off, and the mass chaos that would ensue from the general public finding out Big Gov potentially, maybe with a firmware upgrade could activate your smart device without your permission apparently isn't worth the warning power it could provide in a Real Emergency).

Link Posted: 9/25/2023 12:07:41 PM EDT
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On no account will a Commie ever drink water and not without good reason.
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Link Posted: 9/25/2023 12:26:32 PM EDT
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Making sure all is working for when they roll out the pre-election Covidpocalypse 2.0
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 12:32:36 PM EDT
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Biden's letting his chicom general milley test holosun's emergency disable and olight's remote detonation controls.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 12:56:56 PM EDT
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I heard it’s to activate the bird drones.
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