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Posted: 10/12/2005 5:28:24 PM EDT

This is Mrs. KillingMachine. Mr. Killingmachine was eating some habanero pepers and then attempted to frolic with me (AKA get me to suck it). In the process he touched his winer and it started to burn. His penis still really burns many minutes after the incident. Any help would be much appreciated. Mr. Killingmachine would like to know if soaking in it in milk would help? Reply ASAP>

Thanks.

ETA: My mouth was burning, but has since subsided

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:29:39 PM EDT

[#1]

Chocolate Milk.

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:30:18 PM EDT

[#2]

Cmon ice cream

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:31:03 PM EDT

[#3]

I'm gonna say 3 pages.

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:31:39 PM EDT

[#4]

Come on KM, just be a man and admit it is your hand and your "winer" that is burning.

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:32:31 PM EDT

[#5]

Soak it in cider.

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:33:08 PM EDT

[#6]

Red Devil Lye worked for me.

Danny

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:33:56 PM EDT

[#7]

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:34:00 PM EDT

[#8]

Saved.

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:35:14 PM EDT

[#9]

Just when you think...

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:35:21 PM EDT

[#10]

Habanero on your chorizo is no fun...I chopped up some habaneros then took a leak once.

Sit in a cool bathtub with some shampoo in the water to cut the oil...

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:37:15 PM EDT

[#11]

this ia a man writing not a woman. Women do not spell that bad or talk so nasty.

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:38:12 PM EDT

[#12]

Carb cleaner and a scotchbrite pad.

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:38:48 PM EDT

[#13]

From the Diceman:

Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack burnt off his f'ing dick!

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:38:59 PM EDT

[#14]

Have the ol' lady give you a butter hand job

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:40:07 PM EDT

[#15]

Should change your name to Mr. PyroPenis

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:40:22 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Habanero on your chorizo is no fun...I chopped up some habaneros then took a leak once.

Sit in a cool bathtub with some shampoo in the water to cut the oil...

OK, I am back. I just got out of the shower. It must have been 30 min ago, and my upper lip, and dick are still on fire. THe Mrs. mouth is still a little "tingly" but she cant stomach much in the spicy foods dept.

Glad to see that this has happend to someone else. Nothing like having a rocking good time interupted by this. Atleast I wont have to go to the free clinic, although my dick is most decidedly a different hue, and wrinklyness than it ever has been before. I will try some of the suggestions, with the exception of the lye, and report on what if anything helps. 10 min ago I was ready to head to the hospital. This was a last ditch effort.

Shit this still bruns like hel.

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:40:49 PM EDT

[#17]

Same thing happened to me. Feels like your wang is sunburned for several hours.

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:41:08 PM EDT

[#18]

one word.....
SELF-OWNED!!!

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:41:27 PM EDT

[#19]

This is just funny.

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:41:30 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
this ia a man writing not a woman. Women do not spell that bad or talk so nasty.

She cant spell much like myself and the large part of it was dictated from the shower.

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:43:44 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
This is Mrs. KillingMachine. Mr. Killingmachine was eating some habanero pepers and then attempted to frolic with me (AKA get me to suck it). In the process he touched his winer and it started to burn. His penis still really burns many minutes after the incident. Any help would be much appreciated. Mr. Killingmachine would like to know if soaking in it in milk would help? Reply ASAP>

Thanks.

ETA: My mouth was burning, but has since subsided

i've accidently gotten bengay a little too close once... good grief that hurt. couldnt imagine what you must be going through.

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:45:24 PM EDT

[#22]

oh my fucking lord. just when you thought you'd seen it all...

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:45:33 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Habanero on your chorizo is no fun...I chopped up some habaneros then took a leak once.

Sit in a cool bathtub with some shampoo in the water to cut the oil...

OK, I am back. I just got out of the shower. It must have been 30 min ago, and my upper lip, and dick are still on fire

Was this a "self-serve job?

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:46:15 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Same thing happened to me. Feels like your wang is sunburned for several hours.

awwwww, I wanted to have sex later. lord knows we only get to see each other a couple of times a week when we can actually do it.

DIck has been on fire now for 45 min. getting better though. I think that time will be the key in this for those trying to come up with their own contengency plan in case of such an emergency.

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:46:53 PM EDT

[#25]

Your lip and your dick got burned by the same dose of pepper? What a man!

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:47:19 PM EDT

[#26]

Laquer thinner!

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:48:26 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Red Devil Lye worked for me.

Danny

LMAO

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:48:36 PM EDT

[#28]

I had a similar experience before.

I know your pain.

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:49:09 PM EDT

[#29]

Rubbed Habenero residue in my eye once. Not sure which is worse.

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:49:24 PM EDT

[#30]

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:51:35 PM EDT

[#31]

BEST POST IN MONTHS!!!

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:52:26 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

OK, I am back. I just got out of the shower. It must have been 30 min ago, and my upper lip, and dick are still on fire. THe Mrs. mouth is still a little "tingly" but she cant stomach much in the spicy foods dept.

Glad to see that this has happend to someone else. Nothing like having a rocking good time interupted by this. Atleast I wont have to go to the free clinic, although my dick is most decidedly a different hue, and wrinklyness than it ever has been before. I will try some of the suggestions, with the exception of the lye, and report on what if anything helps. 10 min ago I was ready to head to the hospital. This was a last ditch effort.

Shit this still bruns like hel.

Are you some kind of contortionist?

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:55:05 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Rubbed Habenero residue in my eye once. Not sure which is worse.

Looks like your avatar is still suffering!

Danny

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:58:33 PM EDT

[#34]

Dupe
IBTL
MARPAT
"I like pie"

LINKY

Posted: 10/12/2005 5:59:22 PM EDT

[#35]

I must be tough because I've poured 151 and rubbed Bengay on my dick head and it didn't bother me at all.

Posted: 10/12/2005 6:01:10 PM EDT

[#36]

Way too much damn information on here....

Posted: 10/12/2005 6:01:43 PM EDT

[#37]

It's all fun and games until someone gets pepper juice on their junk...then it's fucking hilarious!

Posted: 10/12/2005 6:01:57 PM EDT

[#38]

Put tabasco on lil Johnny. It won't get rid of the habanero burn, but at least its not as hot.

Posted: 10/12/2005 6:03:24 PM EDT

[#39]

The fuck? You mad at your dick or sumpin?

Posted: 10/12/2005 6:03:35 PM EDT

[#40]

Ketchup of course.

Posted: 10/12/2005 6:03:42 PM EDT

[#41]

Qucik!

Saliva, especially that of the female gender, will subside the burning sensation.

Trust me on this.

CMOS

Posted: 10/12/2005 6:06:41 PM EDT

[#42]

Whipped cream and chololate syrup works...... so i hear

Posted: 10/12/2005 6:07:06 PM EDT

[#43]

We use tons of baby shampoo in cool water to decontaminate pepper spray. Sprayed in the face and most people don't realize when rinsing off that water flows DOWNWARD.

Posted: 10/12/2005 6:09:05 PM EDT

[#44]

OK, what you have is burnification of the wang. What you want to do is soak your wang in milk.

Posted: 10/12/2005 6:11:10 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
Soak it in cider.

I got it.

"Ain't nothing like some Dickins Cider to kick off your day."

Posted: 10/12/2005 6:19:47 PM EDT

[#46]

Just spray some cologne on the balls

Posted: 10/12/2005 6:20:03 PM EDT

[#47]

Time heals all things

Just wait, it will go away.

Been there done that

GM

Posted: 10/12/2005 6:20:05 PM EDT

[#48]

Capsaicin (hot pepper juice) is used as a painkiller. The secret is to get it to the point where it overloads the pain receptors and they are unable to fire anymore. At that point you get relief.

So the best solution is to take some of those peppers and rub them all over your crotch.